/gg/ - Guitar and Bass General

Jimi Hendrix Edition

How do I start learning guitar?
>justinguitar.com

Suggested Practice Routine:
>i.imgur.com/yfgsTaq.png

Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords/

String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com/

Music theory:
>musictheory.net/lessons

Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/

Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf

Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar

Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8

Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg
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Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22

Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb

Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd

Impulse Response Pack
>mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods Cab 1.3.rar
>mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM RECTO V30 L2.wav

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wouldnt a white strat be more adequate for a jimi hendrix edition? dumb fucks

> Jimi Hendrix
that one in the pic is Che Guevara

clyp.it/cs0rgpma
I learned all of this in two hours. Bully me.

Also the macaco eater got the first post, why do you faggots allow this

I think Samuel is pretending to be stupider than he actually is, for once.

Usually when he says dumb things, he's being entirely truthful.

you hear my take on the solo

Aren't you the fat goth Mexican that does anime covers?

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i thought the same thing when he posted that clyp first

no he really is that dumb.

I find it so hard to tell.

>jimi hendrix edition
>with a bob marley pic
>and a les paul not a strat
>I am the dumb one
ok user

>>I am the dumb one

yes precisely.

my dream guitar(and chick)

You think you're being sarcastic, but you really are that dumb.

>Liking 3D women
Disgusting

i hadnt realized untill you told me. thanks

Thoughts on this chord progression? Any suggestions?

vocaroo.com/i/s0miyohaIjo6

No worries, we're here to help.

Jesus, you didn't warn us you were going to sing.

You two stop posting disgusting 3D women right now!

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That bad?

koshkina eto ti?

Okay that one is pretty cute but she's probably not pure.

Nah, I'm teasing.

>not pure.

wat du you mean?

hello
is there any dumb in here

Any tips on measuring where to drill for floyd rose studs on a strat? I've had to refill the holes three times already because I'm a fucking retard

Eto Anya Ranetka.

Yes, it's you.

whabout the Monterey strat they released not too long ago

i havent heard of it but its still a strat not a les paul

LOL he thinks gibshits are good

do phosphor bronze acoustic strings work well with magnetic pickups

Please never fucking sing again, or if you insist, less of the AAAUUUUHHHHHHHHHing.

>reading comprehension: null

im getting a Cort solid top jumbo acoustic for half the price

So you're paying one peanut instead of two?

A little, it's better if you have Adjustable pole pieces otherwise the steel treble strings will be way louder

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>Musician
>Pure
What on Earth did you expect.

Man, Frank Zappa has to be one of the most underrated guitarists on the planet. People just talk about him or his songs, not his guitar chops

I think you know, user. She's probably held hands with a man before. She's no use to me like that.

Hot Rats is a GOAT guitar album.

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Do you think a virgin is going to be oblivious that your dick is tiny and you don't know what the fuck to do with it?

If anything an experienced girl is far less likely to give a shit about a mediocre fuck and might even give you some tips.

That bad?

hee hee hee

>Experienced girls
Ugh. I unironically would rather reach wizard status.

It's pretty obnoxious.

I do like the chord progression though.

Man, I'm still sad about Allan Holdsworths death. He influenced so many famous guitarists and yet barely anybody knows about him

>he legit thinks he has a choice

Nah, you will give in and fuck a prostitute before the age of 30.

>prostitute
>Risking an STD even with a condom on
So this... Is the power of liking 3DPD...

im sorry i can't participate to this converstion, i can't into wizard because ive fucked traps

Fuck it, I did it at 24. The sex was abysmal and embarrassing but I got over the hurdle. Shortly afterwards I found the confidence to get a girlfriend. She wasn't a virgin and I didn't care because I am not from the year 1892.

thoughts on Thurston Moore as a guitarist

These guys rarely get laid.

Pussy is overrated. Once you know you can get it it just becomes a distraction at best.

Makes far more sense to focus on your career and use the gold diggers when they come along

/gg9k/

'97 awaiting for wizardry here. Non-virgins are worthless.

Hope you enjoyed dating a girl that would've wanted nothing to do with you when she was in her prime, fucked and partied and then settled down with the safe loser before her eggs dried up.

You got played by the system

>tfw can't get it

are power chords important/useful to learn as a beginner?

Electric yes, acoustic no.

Except she was a young qt Asian medical student who thought the world of me (still does) and we spent four mostly great years together before things came to a natural end.

>Kid thinks we actually discuss guitar here
Lol

She fucking died?

Except this G5. I'm an acoustic beginner and I love this chord.

Try E5 if you like that.

Thanks user will do.

i like chords

No, relationships can just fizzle out. It happens. Fuck, haven't you heard songs about it?

>split up on a dark side night both agreeing it was best

i like riffs and lead too

>234
>not playing that shit with your thumb and index finger only
Shit's so easy.

I play it with index finger and three and four, was just the first diagram I found.

i think all women deserve a slow painful death

No, the only relationship I ever had went to shit because she told me she had never had a dick inside when she in fact had had several.

3Ds and particularly non virgins are backstabbing cunts, hope you enjoyed losing it to a whore cunt.
You will never reach wizard status. You will never be able to perform any kind of magic, how does that make you feel?

>how does that make you feel?

Hilarity at your retarded and bitter life view.

If you play it with thumb and index you can use your pinky to press down on the 5th fret of the E and B strings and move the whole shape up two frets if you like if the song is in G.

>T. Deluded 3D cuck

what the rhythm guitarist plays doesnt matter when theres at least one other instrument playing

>I have never heard Keith Richards, Pete Townshend or Rich Robinson play guitar

Yes because ears can only hear one loud instrument at a time. Keyboards are pointless too.

just noise to fill up the sound

That you believe this explains why your guitars sound like death. YOU ARE TONE DEAF SAMUEL GET YOUR FUCKING EARS SYRINGED!

Yeah it's not important just like your existence

thanks user fren

How do we get rid of Samuel?

Thoughts on Claus Levin?
youtube.com/user/wizardofshred

Filter him. That's a cute anime girl.

I'm fairly new to this general but I have chuckled at his shitposting over the last few days. How long has he been posting though and is he always this, err, active?

I kinda want a semi-hollow or hollow bodied guitar but I'll probably regret buying one. I can already get decent jazz tones from my telecaster so I'd only be getting one for the jazz aesthetics and "feel", which are ridiculous poseur reasons for buying a guitar.

This feels like another version of the GAS I felt when I was a 13 year old metalhead and thought I needed a pointy 'metal' guitar to play metal.

What are you fa/gg/ots GASsing over?

Go back in the archive and find his address. What you decide to do after that is none of my business

>What are you fa/gg/ots GASsing over?
A 24.75 inch scale length Tele with a B-bender.

But user I'm not a bad person, I just want him to stop posting, not to die or something like that.
In fact the Brazilian quality of life will probably kill him before we do.

you can't, i'll never leave

since around this month of the previous year

You should be aware that semi-hollows and hollows can be a bitch feedback-wise.
Mugi a best. If you're going to avatarfag get some taste, moefriend.

>semi-hollows and hollows can be a bitch feedback-wise.
This is why I bought mine. I also run it through at least 3 overdrives.

>If you're going to avatarfag
I literally just google "_____ cute anime girl" whenever I want to animepost.