Be burger

>Be burger
>Be born, Goldstein steals your foreskin to create handcream and parents tell you it's the will of God
>Be teen, girls all laugh at dick which looks like the head of a mushroom
>Be adult, wife cheats on you with Jean from France, whispering "finally a real cock" in his ear
>Get old, mutilated dick looks even worse, not even the caretakers can stand looking at it
>Die, meet God in Heaven who tells you that you are no longer in his image because of muticock and sends you to hell

Why do Americans do this?

Because we're cucked by the Jewish agenda and have normalized the genital mutilation of little boys.

You mad burger?

>Why do Americans do this?

So that Jews can hide amongst us when it's time for the next pogrom.

Disgusting goat fuckers with their untrimmed penis

Cause Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.
Make circumcised great again !

This is 100% why. The germans were easily able to round them up last time because they were the only ones with mutilated dicks.

Of course, genital mutilation isn't great, especially not for religious purposes. But it should be stated that circumcision isn't that awful. While it sucks that stimulation is lessened, it is true that it helps you last longer, and while not essential it makes your dick a bit easier to clean. I'm not supporting it, just pointing out that it isn't as bad as all these threads claim it to be.

>inb4 jew comment

I have never once had a woman complain about my circumcised penis, yet every girl I've asked has stated that they prefer cut to uncut. Regardless, arguing about the state of one's penis is something only other dudes argue about. > sounds like some gay shit to me

>be European
>be obsessed with Americans' penises

Also, this:

id rather have a big circumcised dick than a small uncircumcised dick

I have a big circumcised one and it's pretty great. Never would want that foreskin shit

Yup girls really prefer it in my case

Whatever you say chief. At least my dick is never covered in smegma from a useless bit of skin that could tighten and hurt like fucking hell until I get the corrective procedure. Also I don't cum after less than two minutes of intercourse because of how sensitive my willy is. Enjoy being a gross dissapointment to every woman you fuck.

Might as well start bait threads about people getting braces or fixing their teeth

You last longer because the dick gets desensitized
Its and its meant to be internal organ or gland

Swede here, you guys are far from being cucked stop whining

>At least my dick is never covered in smegma from a useless bit of skin that could tighten and hurt like fucking hell until I get the corrective procedure
Smegma will never accumulate if you practice simply hygeine (read: shower), and most people never have problems with their foreskin. Even so, a minor corrective procedure is better than a pointless cosmetic one that hundreds or thousands of babies literally die from every year.
>bragging that your penis is desensitized due to keratinization
lol, are you some kind of cuck? are you proud that you're basically a dildo with a body attached when it comes to sex?

>foreskin works perfectly
>if it didn't I could've gotten circumcised at any time, the recovery isn't even that bad
>dick has 100% sensitivity
>I was myself because I'm not an amerimutt so no smegma

>your dick was mutilated after birth
>need some form of lube to masturbate or friction burns
>sensitivity at around 60% percent at best and dropping with every second that passes
>you can't reverse the damage
>no smegma so you don't wash yourself

Yep, I'm really feeling inferior here, amerimutt. God forbid I actually care about my own pleasure instead of focusing on the pleasure of wahmen, cuck.

>implying sex after circumcision doesn't feel amazing
KYS

Cut dicks look better.
Pointe Finale.

Go suck åkersorks dick you liar.

Nah. If you got anything we want, we'll just wait for you to get steamrolled by the next fascist regime and rescue your asses (again) and take what we want during the cleanup. No mad.

>Bunus is cut

>severe insecurity

>fin

>sex with my sandpaper dick feels AMAZING GUYS
>it's actually just meh for an intact guy
You really showed us, fucktard. You don't know how sex is supposed to feel like cause your dick was never sensitive. I don't even want to think about the damage around 20 years of rubbing on underwear did to it, kek.

I bet they also tell you size doesn't matter.

>inb4 standard 1/2chan megacock

>be cutlet
>glans has been exposed for 30 years going almost numb
>"I can't maintain an erection. Is it a hormonal imbalance. Please help me.''
>"Here, goy, looks like you need some Viagra. Oups, we just increased the price for it again. Sry, the economy is the problem, goy''
Just amerimutt things

its sad that this is the best you can do with your life.
its like having a foreskin makes you stupid or something

If you two didn't have a problem with your nasty smegma cocks you wouldn't be making these threads every other day trying to convince yourselves that your superior becaise you have an unsightly patch of skin that your shitty Euro countries didnt want to help you out with.

U know Lafayette, U know Napoleon ... And you arrived in 1917 ... you did not even have an army at that time: go back to school kid

nobody is trying to convince anyone of anything, we're laughing at your butchered peasant dicks

stay mad, amerigoblin

-t. Canadian

Obviously someone is, or these threads wouldn't happen. I wouldn't expect a Canadian to figure that out though simce no one was there to hold your hand.

Go moisturize your cracked sandpaper dick, faggot. Don't forget to pray that Foregen works so you'll be able to enjoy masturbation when you reach your 30's, if you don't kill yourself before that when you realize your parents are responsible for your broken dick, lol.

Minor corrective procedure=circumcision. Stupid turtleneck goat fucker.

You speak German?

literally every girl ive asked prefers cut dicks

Lmao, I would like to lose feeling soon. Beating off three times a day is time consuming.

Hitler did everything correctly

>this level of reading comprehension
Nobody said sex with foreskin is bad. You're obviously assmad that your parents left your smelly smegma foreskin intact and now you're stuck with it. Keep thinking about circumcised penises all day and still claiming to be "straight."

so sensitive about the smell.

I was thinking more along the lines of a steroid shot, hydrocortezol cream and stretching, or worst case scenario, something like a frenuloplasty. Amputating 50% of the skin on your penis is not minor.

>glans which is supposed to be protected by a mucous membrane gets exposed for decades losing most of it's sensitivity
>frenulum which is basically the male G spot is lost
>sensitive foreskin ... lost
MINOR CORRECTIVE PROCEDURE

Actually muslim religion makes it compulsory to circumsise the penis. So you're one of those goatfuckers.

yawn
this retarded

>the only people on planet earth that get circumcised are Jews,muslims, and Americans
>it’s scientficlaly proven that the foreskin has millions of nerve endings and if you get cut sex will never be nearly as good
>it’s also proven the way the foreskin moves, provides better sexual stimulation to a woman
>he will never TRULY experience sex and a REAL orgasm
>video related
Lol mutilated cock fags on suicide watch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

so funny

>now you're stuck with it
Retarded cutlet doesn't know that anyone can get circumcised, but normal people don't because they enjoy their foreskins too much.
Lmfao, why are all cutlets so dumb ?

Thanks to the Soviet Union

so insecure

sure kid
so why all the worry then?

/b and logic
never the twain shall meet

Do you have any ''argument'' other than MUH SMELL ? Are you the type of guy that showers once a week ? I'm genuinely asking, you probably are.

so weak
you vagina bro?

God damn, I wouldn't get shit done. I say it should be mandatory for every male. I spend enough time masturbating and it feels good enough to waste an hour or so per day on right now. I guess I now know why Europeans are so fucking stupid.

and here it is
sad really kid

>Americans
travel more, suck dick more

I had to be circumcised at around 5yo for medical purposes.

>Was running around in playground like tard.

>Stop and turn around.

>Get a real football going at super-sonic speed between the legs.

>Sharp pain and then just go numb, cant feel shit.

>Go home and hit the bed, thinking it will heal by itself.

>Wake up.

>While taking morning piss, starts off clear, then yellow, Irn-Bru, Ribena and then straight blood

>Tell parents, go to hospital and take urine test.

>Next day, end up going into surgery.

>Wake up with mutilated dick and hurts real bad. Cant walk for weeks

Now am 19yo. Just looks like a circumcised dick with a small scar going from the top to bottom. Everything functions like normal.

>can't even form a coherent argument to defend his mutilation
So retarded and in denial

>implying Yawei cares about what your dick looks like
>implying he’s that narcissistic to be called his own race
Do people call you Robot?
>implying that having a circumcised dick or not matters in the grand scheme of things
It’s origins (for Americans anyways) are retarded, back in the day Fucking Kellogg (yes th3 cereal guy) said it was better because it would all kids from masturbating

Sucks bro

And here it is, seventh reply and he still doesn't have an argument.
How pathetic. No seriously, here it is. Pic related. Average cutlet

>s-shut up kid!
How’s it feel knowing all the sex you ever have and every orgasm for the rest of your life will only be half as good?
Ahahahahahahahaha

>vagina
this
these threads
likely trolling femifats who haven't see or smelled anything but dils

??? i'm muslim and i'm circumcised.

>/
But on the upside at least i don't have a cheese dick.

>implying women like foreskin
>you enjoy your foreskin too much, faggot
enjoy your horrible, cheesy aardvark dick.

Retarded European doesn't understand that getting circumcised as an adult is a nightmare but getting circumsized as a baby has literally no impact on your life

>all the sex you ever have
Well that's exactly the problem. He never got any. Sex with a condom is pretty much suicide for your average cutlet, the little pleasure they cling to is gone, but he didn't get to that phase yet.

amerika... so dirty yet so fucking neurotic about cleanliness...

all of the people wearing fucking plastic gloves all the time, because they are touching food.
guess what, just fucking wash your goddamn hands, end of story

>I wish he still had his foreskin
Said no woman ever

I'm sure they be back to help out again next time.

>he let feminists mutilate his dick
>he will never know what actual sex feels like
That’s like cutting off a woman’s clit, lol cutlets are the ultimate cucks

>getting circumcised as an adult is a nightmare
>this is what amerilards actually believe
You don't know shit about circumcisions, fucktard. The recovery isn't even that bad, maybe read about it before making yourself look retarded.
>losing most of your dick's sensitivity has no impact on your life
Sure thing, buddy. Maybe for you since you never have sex.

>letting someone else dominate your body
who cares? pussies look better without meat curtains too, but we don't go around doing that

Help out against whom?
Are you Cheese burgers that paranoid that Germany will rise again?

>Implying that women's preference is a reason to cut a healthy part of your dick
>Implying all women are Amerimutts
European women don't even know what a circumcision is, fucktard. Holy shit, arguing with an Amerifat is like talking to a 5 years old.

sure kid
make assumptions
so sad
so smelly

cares about another mans orgasms.
homo much?

You know what's funny ? Cutting the inner labia doesn't decrease the pleasure or functionality of the vagina, but cutting the foreskin decreases both.
They still do it because it can be sold to beauty companies that make products FOR WOMEN.
Yep their foreskins were literally sold so women can look better. Imagine being that cucked.

europoos apparently can't count either

Have a pretty cock and I’m completely fine with

its low brow trolling

>I don’t care if sex is only half as good I’m a happy soyboy nu-male with my mutliated dick!
Americucks everyone

I like both dicks cut/uncut dont matter to me

so you're cut then?

yawn
why all the consern?

And heres a pic of the average Euro dick. As you can imagine it smells like a mixture of diarrhoea and cum. This is the reason why they are so insecure that they need to constantly post on anonymous boards about how they're normal and everyone else is an idiot.

imagine caring about it

>so sad
>make assumptions
The hypocritical amerilard wrote that while his dick just lost a little more sensitivity. It's ok bro, you'll have another toe in a few years.

This

so consumed by something you claim not to care about.
interesting.

still giving his retarded answers.

it's truly pathetic
lol'd hard at the no-feeling-w/condom thing
fuckwits may also by dyke-o-trons with classic penis envy trying to troll away their self-hate

Ever notice that its always the uncut fags who make these threads? Cut guys have nothing to complain about.
I wonder which group is more insecure....

>not caring that an important part of your dick was harvested without your consent and sold at a profit for the interests of women
Imagine hating yourself that much.

>this butthurt
Lmfao you literally let feminists mutilate your cock forever just for their beauty products, you’re the ultimate cuck.
Might as well start eating soy everyday and become a woman

This x1000

*Said no american woman ever.
Not like you'd know, but in civilized countries where dicks aren't mutilated big cutlets are about on the same level of the pecking order as little uncuts. Hate to break it to you but where you're from women scarcely experience the pleasure of fucking a genuine non-mutilated dick.

Cut penises might function like normally, but you lost 40% of the sensitivity in the glans (foreskin is meant to protect it). You also lost the male clit located underneath your penis, and you can't jack off normally.