>Be burger >Be born, Goldstein steals your foreskin to create handcream and parents tell you it's the will of God >Be teen, girls all laugh at dick which looks like the head of a mushroom >Be adult, wife cheats on you with Jean from France, whispering "finally a real cock" in his ear >Get old, mutilated dick looks even worse, not even the caretakers can stand looking at it >Die, meet God in Heaven who tells you that you are no longer in his image because of muticock and sends you to hell
Why do Americans do this?
Jordan Roberts
Because we're cucked by the Jewish agenda and have normalized the genital mutilation of little boys.
Jack Murphy
You mad burger?
Adrian Martin
>Why do Americans do this?
So that Jews can hide amongst us when it's time for the next pogrom.
Jayden Jackson
Disgusting goat fuckers with their untrimmed penis
Luke Nelson
Cause Jerusalem is the capital of Israel. Make circumcised great again !
Jack Campbell
This is 100% why. The germans were easily able to round them up last time because they were the only ones with mutilated dicks.
Landon Davis
Of course, genital mutilation isn't great, especially not for religious purposes. But it should be stated that circumcision isn't that awful. While it sucks that stimulation is lessened, it is true that it helps you last longer, and while not essential it makes your dick a bit easier to clean. I'm not supporting it, just pointing out that it isn't as bad as all these threads claim it to be.
>inb4 jew comment
Joseph Johnson
I have never once had a woman complain about my circumcised penis, yet every girl I've asked has stated that they prefer cut to uncut. Regardless, arguing about the state of one's penis is something only other dudes argue about. > sounds like some gay shit to me
Brayden White
>be European >be obsessed with Americans' penises
Jaxon Nguyen
Also, this:
Blake Morgan
id rather have a big circumcised dick than a small uncircumcised dick
Christopher Martin
I have a big circumcised one and it's pretty great. Never would want that foreskin shit
Liam Perez
Yup girls really prefer it in my case
Kevin Wood
Whatever you say chief. At least my dick is never covered in smegma from a useless bit of skin that could tighten and hurt like fucking hell until I get the corrective procedure. Also I don't cum after less than two minutes of intercourse because of how sensitive my willy is. Enjoy being a gross dissapointment to every woman you fuck.
Joseph Miller
Might as well start bait threads about people getting braces or fixing their teeth
Jack Jones
You last longer because the dick gets desensitized Its and its meant to be internal organ or gland
Charles Mitchell
Swede here, you guys are far from being cucked stop whining
Blake Powell
>At least my dick is never covered in smegma from a useless bit of skin that could tighten and hurt like fucking hell until I get the corrective procedure Smegma will never accumulate if you practice simply hygeine (read: shower), and most people never have problems with their foreskin. Even so, a minor corrective procedure is better than a pointless cosmetic one that hundreds or thousands of babies literally die from every year. >bragging that your penis is desensitized due to keratinization lol, are you some kind of cuck? are you proud that you're basically a dildo with a body attached when it comes to sex?
Henry Richardson
>foreskin works perfectly >if it didn't I could've gotten circumcised at any time, the recovery isn't even that bad >dick has 100% sensitivity >I was myself because I'm not an amerimutt so no smegma
>your dick was mutilated after birth >need some form of lube to masturbate or friction burns >sensitivity at around 60% percent at best and dropping with every second that passes >you can't reverse the damage >no smegma so you don't wash yourself
Yep, I'm really feeling inferior here, amerimutt. God forbid I actually care about my own pleasure instead of focusing on the pleasure of wahmen, cuck.
Joseph Sullivan
>implying sex after circumcision doesn't feel amazing KYS
Cooper Hernandez
Cut dicks look better. Pointe Finale.
Dylan Ortiz
Go suck åkersorks dick you liar.
Luke Gutierrez
Nah. If you got anything we want, we'll just wait for you to get steamrolled by the next fascist regime and rescue your asses (again) and take what we want during the cleanup. No mad.
Brandon Sullivan
>Bunus is cut
>severe insecurity
>fin
Jackson Hughes
>sex with my sandpaper dick feels AMAZING GUYS >it's actually just meh for an intact guy You really showed us, fucktard. You don't know how sex is supposed to feel like cause your dick was never sensitive. I don't even want to think about the damage around 20 years of rubbing on underwear did to it, kek.
Christopher Jackson
I bet they also tell you size doesn't matter.
>inb4 standard 1/2chan megacock
Logan Thompson
>be cutlet >glans has been exposed for 30 years going almost numb >"I can't maintain an erection. Is it a hormonal imbalance. Please help me.'' >"Here, goy, looks like you need some Viagra. Oups, we just increased the price for it again. Sry, the economy is the problem, goy'' Just amerimutt things
Jackson Torres
its sad that this is the best you can do with your life. its like having a foreskin makes you stupid or something
Nicholas Thomas
If you two didn't have a problem with your nasty smegma cocks you wouldn't be making these threads every other day trying to convince yourselves that your superior becaise you have an unsightly patch of skin that your shitty Euro countries didnt want to help you out with.
David James
U know Lafayette, U know Napoleon ... And you arrived in 1917 ... you did not even have an army at that time: go back to school kid
Jordan Gray
nobody is trying to convince anyone of anything, we're laughing at your butchered peasant dicks
stay mad, amerigoblin
-t. Canadian
Tyler Brown
Obviously someone is, or these threads wouldn't happen. I wouldn't expect a Canadian to figure that out though simce no one was there to hold your hand.
Jordan Perry
Go moisturize your cracked sandpaper dick, faggot. Don't forget to pray that Foregen works so you'll be able to enjoy masturbation when you reach your 30's, if you don't kill yourself before that when you realize your parents are responsible for your broken dick, lol.
Ryder Reed
Minor corrective procedure=circumcision. Stupid turtleneck goat fucker.
Jeremiah Cox
You speak German?
Xavier Bennett
literally every girl ive asked prefers cut dicks
Landon Nguyen
Lmao, I would like to lose feeling soon. Beating off three times a day is time consuming.
Evan Myers
Hitler did everything correctly
Chase Perry
>this level of reading comprehension Nobody said sex with foreskin is bad. You're obviously assmad that your parents left your smelly smegma foreskin intact and now you're stuck with it. Keep thinking about circumcised penises all day and still claiming to be "straight."
Charles Harris
so sensitive about the smell.
William Morales
I was thinking more along the lines of a steroid shot, hydrocortezol cream and stretching, or worst case scenario, something like a frenuloplasty. Amputating 50% of the skin on your penis is not minor.
Cameron Watson
>glans which is supposed to be protected by a mucous membrane gets exposed for decades losing most of it's sensitivity >frenulum which is basically the male G spot is lost >sensitive foreskin ... lost MINOR CORRECTIVE PROCEDURE
Isaiah Evans
Actually muslim religion makes it compulsory to circumsise the penis. So you're one of those goatfuckers.
David James
yawn this retarded
Joseph Gonzalez
>the only people on planet earth that get circumcised are Jews,muslims, and Americans >it’s scientficlaly proven that the foreskin has millions of nerve endings and if you get cut sex will never be nearly as good >it’s also proven the way the foreskin moves, provides better sexual stimulation to a woman >he will never TRULY experience sex and a REAL orgasm >video related Lol mutilated cock fags on suicide watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
Charles Wood
so funny
Ethan Myers
>now you're stuck with it Retarded cutlet doesn't know that anyone can get circumcised, but normal people don't because they enjoy their foreskins too much. Lmfao, why are all cutlets so dumb ?
Joseph Barnes
Thanks to the Soviet Union
Charles Wood
so insecure
Dominic Stewart
sure kid so why all the worry then?
Mason Long
/b and logic never the twain shall meet
Ayden Mitchell
Do you have any ''argument'' other than MUH SMELL ? Are you the type of guy that showers once a week ? I'm genuinely asking, you probably are.
Lincoln Young
so weak you vagina bro?
Grayson Rogers
God damn, I wouldn't get shit done. I say it should be mandatory for every male. I spend enough time masturbating and it feels good enough to waste an hour or so per day on right now. I guess I now know why Europeans are so fucking stupid.
Owen Price
and here it is sad really kid
Christopher Roberts
>Americans travel more, suck dick more
Juan Wright
I had to be circumcised at around 5yo for medical purposes.
>Was running around in playground like tard.
>Stop and turn around.
>Get a real football going at super-sonic speed between the legs.
>Sharp pain and then just go numb, cant feel shit.
>Go home and hit the bed, thinking it will heal by itself.
>Wake up.
>While taking morning piss, starts off clear, then yellow, Irn-Bru, Ribena and then straight blood
>Tell parents, go to hospital and take urine test.
>Next day, end up going into surgery.
>Wake up with mutilated dick and hurts real bad. Cant walk for weeks
Now am 19yo. Just looks like a circumcised dick with a small scar going from the top to bottom. Everything functions like normal.
Ryder Williams
>can't even form a coherent argument to defend his mutilation So retarded and in denial
Leo Allen
>implying Yawei cares about what your dick looks like >implying he’s that narcissistic to be called his own race Do people call you Robot? >implying that having a circumcised dick or not matters in the grand scheme of things It’s origins (for Americans anyways) are retarded, back in the day Fucking Kellogg (yes th3 cereal guy) said it was better because it would all kids from masturbating
Nathaniel Sanchez
Sucks bro
Joshua Moore
And here it is, seventh reply and he still doesn't have an argument. How pathetic. No seriously, here it is. Pic related. Average cutlet
William Barnes
>s-shut up kid! How’s it feel knowing all the sex you ever have and every orgasm for the rest of your life will only be half as good? Ahahahahahahahaha
Adrian Richardson
>vagina this these threads likely trolling femifats who haven't see or smelled anything but dils
Brody Morgan
??? i'm muslim and i'm circumcised.
Bentley Kelly
>/ But on the upside at least i don't have a cheese dick.
Lucas James
>implying women like foreskin >you enjoy your foreskin too much, faggot enjoy your horrible, cheesy aardvark dick.
Thomas Baker
Retarded European doesn't understand that getting circumcised as an adult is a nightmare but getting circumsized as a baby has literally no impact on your life
Eli Foster
>all the sex you ever have Well that's exactly the problem. He never got any. Sex with a condom is pretty much suicide for your average cutlet, the little pleasure they cling to is gone, but he didn't get to that phase yet.
William Diaz
amerika... so dirty yet so fucking neurotic about cleanliness...
all of the people wearing fucking plastic gloves all the time, because they are touching food. guess what, just fucking wash your goddamn hands, end of story
Connor Nguyen
>I wish he still had his foreskin Said no woman ever
Ayden Thompson
I'm sure they be back to help out again next time.
Elijah Foster
>he let feminists mutilate his dick >he will never know what actual sex feels like That’s like cutting off a woman’s clit, lol cutlets are the ultimate cucks
Eli Reed
>getting circumcised as an adult is a nightmare >this is what amerilards actually believe You don't know shit about circumcisions, fucktard. The recovery isn't even that bad, maybe read about it before making yourself look retarded. >losing most of your dick's sensitivity has no impact on your life Sure thing, buddy. Maybe for you since you never have sex.
Noah Garcia
>letting someone else dominate your body who cares? pussies look better without meat curtains too, but we don't go around doing that
Asher Bell
Help out against whom? Are you Cheese burgers that paranoid that Germany will rise again?
Elijah Roberts
>Implying that women's preference is a reason to cut a healthy part of your dick >Implying all women are Amerimutts European women don't even know what a circumcision is, fucktard. Holy shit, arguing with an Amerifat is like talking to a 5 years old.
Robert Brooks
sure kid make assumptions so sad so smelly
Connor Fisher
cares about another mans orgasms. homo much?
Connor Scott
You know what's funny ? Cutting the inner labia doesn't decrease the pleasure or functionality of the vagina, but cutting the foreskin decreases both. They still do it because it can be sold to beauty companies that make products FOR WOMEN. Yep their foreskins were literally sold so women can look better. Imagine being that cucked.
Gavin Howard
europoos apparently can't count either
Josiah Brooks
Have a pretty cock and I’m completely fine with
Jaxon Allen
its low brow trolling
Nicholas Anderson
>I don’t care if sex is only half as good I’m a happy soyboy nu-male with my mutliated dick! Americucks everyone
Ian Reed
I like both dicks cut/uncut dont matter to me
Jeremiah Brooks
so you're cut then?
Gavin Price
yawn why all the consern?
Ian Sanders
And heres a pic of the average Euro dick. As you can imagine it smells like a mixture of diarrhoea and cum. This is the reason why they are so insecure that they need to constantly post on anonymous boards about how they're normal and everyone else is an idiot.
Lincoln Rogers
imagine caring about it
Joseph Scott
>so sad >make assumptions The hypocritical amerilard wrote that while his dick just lost a little more sensitivity. It's ok bro, you'll have another toe in a few years.
Isaac Scott
This
Austin Turner
so consumed by something you claim not to care about. interesting.
Adrian Campbell
still giving his retarded answers.
Jace Smith
it's truly pathetic lol'd hard at the no-feeling-w/condom thing fuckwits may also by dyke-o-trons with classic penis envy trying to troll away their self-hate
Gavin Carter
Ever notice that its always the uncut fags who make these threads? Cut guys have nothing to complain about. I wonder which group is more insecure....
Zachary Lopez
>not caring that an important part of your dick was harvested without your consent and sold at a profit for the interests of women Imagine hating yourself that much.
Ryan Roberts
>this butthurt Lmfao you literally let feminists mutilate your cock forever just for their beauty products, you’re the ultimate cuck. Might as well start eating soy everyday and become a woman
Ryan Hall
This x1000
Ryan Young
*Said no american woman ever. Not like you'd know, but in civilized countries where dicks aren't mutilated big cutlets are about on the same level of the pecking order as little uncuts. Hate to break it to you but where you're from women scarcely experience the pleasure of fucking a genuine non-mutilated dick.
Samuel Gonzalez
Cut penises might function like normally, but you lost 40% of the sensitivity in the glans (foreskin is meant to protect it). You also lost the male clit located underneath your penis, and you can't jack off normally.