>look for a new flat to move into >fuck around looking for places >NEW CONSTRUCTION, auction starting at 1.35mkr suburb outside Swedish Capital >living area 25 cubic meters, smaller than my current bedroom >its a fucking cuckshed
>paying $200000 for rights to live in a fucking cuckshed You can't make this shit up
William Lee
I can't imagine the kind of hell it must be to be a sane person living in Sweden. Stay sand stay strong, user.
Brody Morgan
>Stay sand Meant to say safe, Jesus fuck even my phone is pro-immigration.
Samuel Turner
How does it feel to know that your taxes subsidize housing for minorities, which drive up the prices for housing for you? You're getting hit on both ends.
Josiah Perez
Jej
Kayden Rivera
why would you use m3 instead of m2? confusing. thats small though. just bought about 160 for 4 mill. not in a huge city though
Samuel Hughes
Because he thought ''cubic'' sounded rad as fuck.
Square meter sounds like shit in comparison
Jason Lopez
for that price i got myself a fucking 113m2 apartment lmao!
Jason Davis
Looks like a doll house. On an other note i have relatives in swedistan, they had massive property on something caled the kings land? They fucked it all up and now i think only one family is left, the rest all fell into disrepair and sold of for quick monies.
Easton Howard
Squaremeters is used area when you buy plots of land. Cubic is for actual space inside say a room or flat.
Robert Foster
>You can't make this shit up worst cliche ever
Robert Wilson
>tfw free apartment in a mostly white town Neet master race.
Leo Williams
burn them op. burn them all and write cucksheds on the pavement. >post pics
James Walker
Can someone translate this gobbledigook? Google translate's version is shit. Kind of sounds like it's just for a small cottage/cabin though, not a literal shed. 1.35 million fucking dollars is ridiculous though
Liam Robinson
Its 1.35 million Swedish crowns, which is like 200 000$ still alot for a goddamn shed and some plot
Gavin Russell
>it actually looks like cuckshed meme images Meme magic strikes again
Ian Foster
Bought this for 65000 yuros.
It's 110m2
Connor Foster
No, you got that wrong mate. Who the fuck talks about volume when it comes to housing? Have you even ever bought a house? Or more like do you even know what volume is?
Owen Cook
And they say that there is no housing bubble in nor-swe-fin. You would have to pay atleast double from that in Finland.
Joseph Martinez
65k? How the fuck are properties that cheap in France?
Andrew Jackson
location?
Leo Hill
Is it cursed or something? Its fucking cheaper than it would be here.
Landon Flores
>bathroom as big as the kitchen
Jaxson Smith
Mulhouse, Alsace, close to german border.
Technically there is only 60 m2 counted because we have a law here that you can only count square meters if the height (between roof and floor) is at least 1m80.
>tfw the previous owner bought it for 35k 3 years ago
Also if you check Paris' prices, it's super expensive.
Yes there is, and they brought it migrants, which means it's not going to burst anytime soon.
Jordan Nguyen
>ceiling over the bed is so fucking low you can't even sit in bed Naturally, the cuck also can't fit a girlfriend either, never mind actually doing anything in bed with her.
Holy shit, my sides are in orbit. Even an appartment in a commieblock is more comfie than this.
Christian Cooper
Jesus Christ
Leo Long
at least the refugees get free housing in any home they choose rent free AND get free money! >and sniper training.
Oliver Davis
I kinda like the idea of these small houses with just the basics. I mean ill never have a gf or family of my own so theres no need to impress anyone with a big house. If i wasnt inheriting my parents house, I would save up some money and look into one of these small houses
Luis Jones
Bull needs a lot of room to wash, while the cuck can operate effectively even in a small kitchen
Nathan Cruz
>paying $200000 for rights to live in a fucking cuckshed
161,675 usd to be precize.
Jacob Peterson
its ok your government is replacing you anyways.
Christian Lopez
They've also been placing cucksheds near Amsterdam for quite some time now.
Wyatt Flores
atleast you paid over 1 million into the government coffers for what amounts to 500 in wood and Glass.
Luis Jones
How much would this cost in your country ?
Keep in mind Charlotte is the largest city in my state
Landon Rogers
Still better than this Swedish piece of shit.
Owen Edwards
Billions.
Jaxon Martinez
Definitely over a million dollars.
Cooper Thompson
Don't call it a home sweden, call it your coffin.
Easton Mitchell
Roughly the same, if in village.
Xavier Cruz
Probably around €1.600.000,00 or more.
Kayden Watson
holy shit that would cost like 1 350 000$ here
Austin Johnson
3194441.73 KR
Jeremiah Howard
It's for people with a life, that are never home because they are busy having a life
Lincoln Morgan
could the placement of those stairs be any more awkward? and what's with the random junkyard with the crt monitor?
Christian Diaz
Those flimsy things wouldn't stand a gale, let alone the merciless hammer of a nuclear shockwave.
Europe is deliberately planning something.
Adam Garcia
God damn i love America. Reading all these foreign responses to this post makes me feel grateful.
Caleb Thomas
Hello JOCO checking in
Bentley Bell
I guess Swedes use it to make cucksheds seem larger.
Jonathan Martin
You know who is planning something. Be a good goy and take out a massive loan for a shed with a bed.
Ayden White
We actually have those here too in some places, though they are ALOT cheaper than that.
Called studio apartments.
They're everywhere.
This thread is a bait thread.
William Gonzalez
Just move into to bush m8
Justin Martin
buy some land near your city, build house YOU want, live in it as you wish.
oops, sorry sven, i forgot you live in a socialist country where you cant own anything.
enjoy renting a closet for 50k kroners /month
Easton Baker
>Saying anything against based commieblocks A commieblock flat the size of that shit would go for 10000 Merkelmonies, maybe 30k in a bigger city and even mor if you go to bumfuck nowhere
Jaxon Barnes
>mor less ofc
Robert Green
American houses are not nearly as strongly built as Scandinavian homes. Your doors are literally paper. Your walls are styrofoam. So that would cost a lot more in Scandinavia, but only because we have to build strong houses that can withstand hellwinter.
Samuel Reyes
I'd be afraid to run my desktop in such a small space. Might cause condensation
Nolan Wood
>Stay sand
I laughed a little too long at this
Aiden Torres
this.
What how big is the house in m^2?
Hudson Lopez
Seriously these are ment for the boomers for vacationing at summer time. No?
Nicholas Howard
How's Charlotte to live in? Niggers and shit? Give some intel please
Jaxson Young
>vacation >it can only fit one person and that's a stretch
Connor Adams
That's great and all funland, but charlotte doesn't get much snow at all, if any
Carson Perry
We have shit like that in the US, but only in garbage, overpriced, tax-burdened, cuck cities like New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Boston. For that much money though, you could buy a suburban mini-mansion outside of a nice/decent city like Dallas, Atlanta, Nashville, Austin, Houston, Charlotte, and Miami. >in b4 "muh Southern bias".
Blake Hall
North Carolina and the American south is filled with blacks. Now they're not as bad northern Dindus, but a nig's a nig. The white people here are as dumb as the day is long and make the average white northerner appear a genius
Dylan Cruz
It's actually pretty nice. Every city has its shitty parts, but Charlotte seems to have its shitty areas pretty well quarantined.
Ryder Brown
Charlotte? Nice place it is pretty much one of the fastest growing cities int he US. Niggers are sectioned off to little ghettos outside the City, while white people live int he various condos and stuff in the city
Liam Ross
>paying $200000 for rights to live in a fucking cuckshed
But don't you have free health care and free college?
Mason Garcia
This.
Noah Cruz
Looks comfy desu
Lucas King
I think that was his entire point though.
Hunter Richardson
> Muh cuckshed
How are these things any different to a fucking small apartment. Have none of you any concept of reality? The gripe I have is 200k is extortionate
Jacob Rodriguez
25 cubic metres, assuming the ceiling is 3 metres off the ground, would be 8.3 square metres. A room less that 3 metres by 3 metres. This is about right for a shed. However using cubic metres is probably an estate agent trick to charge more for places with high ceilings.
Angel Robinson
>How are these things any different to a fucking small apartment. A small appartment would be justified by being in the centre of a bustling city. And it's price would be a hell lot smaller.
This cuckshed is outside a city where you have unlimited space and overpriced.
Leo Gomez
Moving to USA in 1 year, give me more intel on these houses, and is it with a pool, shooting yard for excercise 2nd ammendment + tigercave?
Ryan Russell
>How are these things any different to a fucking small apartment. Because it's literally a shed. Do you not understand the difference between a shed and an apartment?
Adam Smith
$1,200,000+
William Jones
Thid is true. European houses are more strong and higher in quality compared to American houses
Ryan Phillips
>literally paper >literally Styrofoam >literally not living in a human containment box making reindeer spaghetti every night watching videos of hydraulic presses smashing stuff Feels good man
Jordan Cruz
Where you movin?
Nathan Torres
>European houses are more strong and higher in quality compared to American houses Which is weird, we don't get nearly as many earthquakes, hurricanes or tornadoes.
Ryan Wood
Best thing is, you don't actually own it. Nice "apartment".
Some kind of hyper kikery.
Kayden Diaz
>can't own anything in a socialist Sweden not sure if bait or actually retarded
Cameron Thomas
200000$
Oliver Wood
Let me give you some advice. If you're are going to buy a home make sure and I can't stress this enought, that your mortgage is < or = to 30% of your income.
Make sure only 1/3rd or less goes to your mortgage.
Watch out for property taxes, I trying to move to the states also but you have to keep this in mind because a 'castle' like that will have a high property tax which can fuck up your income.
Make sure you can pay the 20% down payment you want to avoid the private mortgage insurance.
If you take this into account you can make some really good deals and live a wealthier live in the States
David Ross
How much would this cost in Amsterdam?
Lookf pretty comfy, to be honest.
Jordan Murphy
It is because of tradition. Use is build on capitalism and consumerism. Building stuff that lasts long wont work there. Things need to be changed so that people want to build new houses or renovate the house to keep up with the style.
This isnt as commom in Europe hemce why we invest more in hour houses. Also higher energy costs made it so that people invested more in the house to lower the costs of the energy bill.
Angel Thompson
>How are these things any different to a fucking small apartment
>They are not vertical, therefore not space-efficient >You'll be a cuckfag if you had this as your primary house >Even fucking refugees get larger houses
Jayden Hill
Dont go live in Amsterdam. It is cancerous niggervile with weed and hookets and generates.
Protip you have hookers and weed in other cities as well but wothout he darkies and degenerates
Leo Carter
American pre-fab wood/cartboard is a better insulator than bricks
just saying
James Ross
2 to 3.5M
Jeremiah Bailey
Think you could buy this for €200.000,00.
Jeremiah Bell
Agreed. I went there on vacation and that was enough. Looks more like a playground than a serious place to live.
Was just curious about the normal asking price for such a home, because it honestly doesn't seem too bad to me.
Nicholas Long
>No kitchen. Enjoy wasting half your income on McDonald's.
Brayden Cook
Oh shit, you're right. Didn't even notice.
Forget what I said then.
Luke Carter
Could Europeans ever really have a US-style living standard, with a car culture and suburban McMansions selling for under $300k? The population density tells me no.
Blake Robinson
Best Dutch city is Maastricht
Jack Young
>cubic meters >cubic I lol'd.
Austin Murphy
I don't think either one of you dipshits have any fucking idea what you're talking about. The only structural advantage Euro cuck sheds could usually have to American houses is the fact that they were built more recently....and that's because the previous cucks sheds that were built in Europe were bombed to smoldering ash during the Second World War.
Kevin King
>with a car culture Why the fuck would we want that?
Austin Johnson
What is a cuckshed? A smal apartment? My apartment is also very small but only around $250 a month. Is that also a cuckshed?