23 Apr 2017 Sunday sessions
All scheduled times are based on the venue's local time. (BST)
10:00 Neil Robertson v Marco Fu
10:00 Barry Hawkins v Graeme Dott
14:30 Mark Selby v Xiao Guodong
14:30 Stephen Maguire v Rory McLeod
19:00 Neil Robertson v Marco Fu
19:00 Barry Hawkins v Graeme Dott
Good morning
Good morning
>that pic
A man of many talents
alri, lads.
>Robertson v Fu
Aww yisss
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Good morning lads
>inb4 [Deleted]
why would it be, there is nothing lewd on it and its related to snooker
you missed the afternoon and evening sessions yesterday
not cool man
Mornin'.
>you missed the afternoon and evening sessions yesterday
Ye, I know. Sorry. I was visiting a friend.
>why would it be
I've seen mods/janitors delete thread pictures for less. But anyway...how was the Ding/Wenbo match? Was it as nailbiting as the scoreline suggests?
>Was it as nailbiting as the scoreline suggests?
you could say but lots of mistakes on both sides, Ding wasn't himself
not something i!d watch again
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Alright, thanks. Will be interesting to see how Ding holds up against Ronnie then.
BLAPPY BLURTHDAY HARRY BLORKINS
Did I hear him say "Steve Davids"?
>Fu vs Neil
seriously have no idea who to root for
Neil is one of us
Lads, why's snooker so cool? got interested in it fairly recently, but I do enjoy it.
Thank you based brits for yet another cool sport
we're off to a flying start
Because it's comfy
>tfw you realize Robertson was behind all the Australian Chelsea posters
Let's just hope it'll be a cracker
Comfyness
>The 35-year-old, who has not reached a ranking final since his win at the Riga Masters in June 2016, said he was "heavily addicted" to a game called Diablo 2.
It's applied geometry, sophisticated tactics, requires great technique, a great test of nerves, and is comfy as fuck.
I got into it only a year ago and I love it.
its comfy, relaxing, interesting, exciting when you understand what's going on
there is also i feel like a general genuine respect for the sport because its very difficult which makes its atmosphere amazing
C E N T U R Y
CENTURY
WHERE'S THE RED BALL GOING!
>that fluke red
top lel
Fu looks like he's got one of those eggs you shove up your arse which someone else controls with their phone and he's constantly trying to not let it show on his face
don't bully Fu
he is cool
繼續 Fu
You seem suspiciously knowledgeable.
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>It's an unadventurous Asian player episode
why is Robertson so bland and unlikeable?
Is it because we know he's an Australian Chelsea fan?
wrong image hehe
what was the foul? i was writing an email
>it's a Fu plays like shit for the whole first day match
so what else is new?
Neil played so fucking shitty for a while now, I almost forgot he can be pretty enjoyable to watch, if he's playing well.
>Noil
good job mate
can we make a birthday card for Barry Hawkins?
ZIPPITY DOO DAH
>Zippity Doo Dah
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>Happy Birthday Blobby Borkins
>his signiture dish is spaghetti
yeah, no shit Bazza
How do we cheer up Graeme?
from yesterdays display of bitch morphy i am heavy in the GWAN RONNIE camp to win the title
>implying he's not going to get bum tortured
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You can't. Poor Graeme ;_;
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>yfw Dotty wins da cruci bowl
>Dott's face when
Aw man, that would be great.
>Smutty Steve
Lel
>Colonial son Fu vs the Autistic Asian Robot of Neil Robertson
Neil-san is better to watch senpai
Based Marco is just giving Neil a headstart
Gotta give these whities a chance
marco will turn this around r-right guys
i'd turn her around, if you catch my drift
Why is there a paper clip on the floor?
Right, Marko, if you don't clear up here I'm dropping you and bandwagoning Kyren
FOOKIN WALLOPED IT MAYTE
go marco
>"porpoisely played"
Ffs Ken
FUUUUU CENTURY
>Virgo making two mistakes in one sentence
Bravo, Virgo.
2 reds in a row... geez Marco
he is cuteee
Might as well just end it all after that foe parr
Shot clock would ruin the comfy.
Imagine Ebdon with a shot clock
>Imagine Ebdon
no
Jan Verhaas is an absolute unit
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Needs Countdown-like music, with the audience yelling 'pot! pot! pot!'
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>On 19 January 2012, at the Masters, Verhaas mistakenly stopped Graeme Dott in the middle of a break to adjust the score, before realising he made an error and the score was in fact correct.
>After apologising to Dott, the player then missed his next shot and went on to lose the frame, and the match.
Is Jan responsible for Dott's perpetual misery?
Need more cue ball meme virgo meme please
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Has he played snooker shoot out?
Against Selby and Ding I think he would have some real troubles.
The vegan power shout actually was at the shootout.
COME ON HONG KONG FU-EY
Pretty good so far
lyl
where you guys watching it
bbc just got it all off
Ronnie always beats ding
eurosport
does it have virgo too? if so im subbing now
It's still on the sport website
wont load for me
panicing
stream2watch.cc
just google it next time
tried, its whatever
just did a year long sub on eurosport
DAT RED
my heart stopped there for a sec
>being so beta you can't get the cue ball up the table off the black
>from 1-4 to 4-4
>Neil
Fucking choke
This table is fucked the cue ball is veering off after every shot
Neil pls