Is there any reason to live if your dick is smaller than 8 inches?

Is there any reason to live if your dick is smaller than 8 inches?
Girls will laugh about you and tell everyone about your micropenis.

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Troll thread. Most people have the first one or smaller

Ever actually had a big dick? No? I can tell.

90% of women don't like big ass hard things pounding them anywhere near their cervix. Even approaching 8 inches will get you knocking on their door and shit tons of complaints if you go balls deep.

Want to enjoy sex? Be happy you don't have a big dick. It's nothing but a fucking chore when you have to be so careful not to hurt your partner.

This. Even niggers.

what a sad epoch we live in where penis size is not only a question, but a life achievement

Lol na its pretty accurate, I duno why they used condoms but this is 6.5 inches and most girls tell me im smaller then usual :)

Want to kill myself daily ahahaha

Just dont fuck like a retard, probmo solved

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>Just don't fuck like a retard
>Make sure you never stick your dick more than 3/4 of the way in her so she doesn't close her legs and squirm tf away from you

Sure thing small-dicked tardo.

this is bullshit, my dick is 6" long and 5.5" around and Ive never had any complaints.

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I'm 6.5" and just had a girl drive nine hours each way and sirens $300 on a hotel room for two days of dick because she couldn't wait for me to get back into town so I must be doing something right.

AHAH you just called 6.5 inches small, you proved my point :p

>Make sure you never stick your dick more than 3/4 of the way in her so she doesn't close her legs and squirm tf away from you

Yes if ur dick is big dont do this? are you retarded?

Frankly I'm not bothered what the ideal penis size for a woman is. If she's got a dick, she's a man

when do people start realising, that this picture is an utter troll? I have a big penis ( about 19-20 cm), and i can't enjoy sex with women. I can't get it all the way in, nor can they please me fully.

Sirens=spend
t. phoneposter

Kek

refer to

Ur cocks are small guys :D

LOL, vagina has lenght between 3 to 6inches...
You dont need horse dick for your GF...

No I don't think so op cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a42827/does-penis-size-really-matter-millennial-women-survey/

Girls lie, microcock.

/thread

I wasn't born with a dick. As a fan of being pounded in one of my two holes I can confirm at least three things.

1. If your cock is small but you know how to use it well, then don't worry. You're still desirable because of the skill you've accumulated. As a plus, you'll be easy to stuff into a throat.

2. If your cock can reach the cervix that's good imo. If your cock is thick enough to stretch my pussy while you're stuffing me with it.. Fuck. Even better. There's few better feelings than having your tight little hole filled to the brim with a thick throbbing cock.

3. Bigger cocks 8+ are fun too. The only real issues I've encountered with this rare cock size are 1. The men are conditioned to fuck very gently and slow. Something I personally don't enjoy as much. And 2. Men with big cocks who have a fetish for someone choking it down their throat. If you're on of those guys, and you managed to find someone to swallow you whole, be nice to them ok? They're good little sluts. 3. Big size so rare on a white guy once you find it you want to overlook the rest of them even if they losers.

>average vagina is 5.5'' deep
>average penis is 5.5'' long

Really makes you think.

A good sized cock to you is?

Your first mistake was caring what a woman thinks.

One that can stretch my pussy and stay hard. That's a winning combo. I can fuck myself on your cock and be good in the least.

dude, its like, evolution or something brooooooooo

According to Sup Forums unless you are 6’4 with a 9in dick and movie star level girlfriend then you aren’t shit. It’s like the neckbeard’s version of cosmopolitan magazine.

I really hope you're not below 6'4ft if you are, you should kill yourself.

lol and how big is that?

Around 8.5 inches.

Yeah I know it’s a meme around here to be a larger than life giant but being tall brings a lot more health risks. Back pain, knee problems, blood clots, cancer risks, and shorter life spans. Don’t try and outpace evolution or you are gonna pay the price.

>If your cock is small but you know how to use it well, then don't worry.
Wish I could say the same for chicks. Most of them tap out between 20-30 minutes. That's not even half past warmup.

>all those ameriblubs itt
lameyo

Well she just said a good sized cock is 8.5 inches.. so OP was correct, confirmed by only femanon in thread. everyone else fuck urself LOL

now we have it confirmed
woman are dumb and no one should care to pleasure them

lol very small 6.5 inches 9 inches perfect lolllll


6.5 inches is fking perfect. fuck having a 9 inch cock, would never be able to fit all of it inside pussies and assholes unless you are fucking whores... lol 9 inches perfect, the guy can't even sit down to take a shit without his cock rubbing up against the toilet.... feels bad man

shit troll. fuck off little boy. but your mother and sisters have gotten fucked by your dad. obviously 6.5 is nothing for them...

>just done fuck like a retard

you must not of had much sex yet huh? under 18 fuckboy here i think.

more proof that you have not fucked a lot it seems. if you have a huge cock, thick and long, unless you are fucking a whore, you will not be able to stick it all the way in for months. and let's not even talk about the asshole. trust me.

lost kinda

like this one?

Men and women come in different shapes and sizes.

Love at first sight: both were into it

Question is why the fuck I've been coming here for years

you cant fit it inside a whore either you idiot

mine can't fit more than 6inches, so this post i fake.

if you where here 10 years ago you'd have a pretty decent reason ( actual fun, smart and sometimes helpful trolling to society ) good times... i goatseed and chairrel rolled chris crocker on stickam once. i was heralded with a hope image. one of the best days of my life

Another question is how many preteen female children troll cock threads

Sup Forums should die but it's better for society if children get dumbed down before anyone wants to fuck their illegal ass

you cant stretch it this way
it depends on arousel, same as with you penis
its not growing just because you tug on it

Been here since the first years... But we were teens. Everything was funny then.

Anyone who says that 5-6 inches isn't a lot, I suggest looking at pictures of people cutting off 5-6 inches of their hair. It's a lot more than people think.

Pic Related

you must not watch a lot of porn, or at least man+woman porn, i am proud of you. i will restate, by whore i mean porn star, or yes irl whore

oh definitely, if she is not aroused then that pussy won't accept shit. she can't be squeezing, she literally has to either be relaxing her muscles, or pushing out like she is pissing and shitting.. takes practice....

true that Sup Forumsro.... true that... just the few trolls i did i still have images of lol. here is the crocker cap of me lol, very proud of myself.. back when crocker was only beginning his journey

You look small as fuck and that dick looks small compared to you. My point is that isn't even 6 inches.

considering the fact that a vagina was made to stretch out enough to accommodate giving birth to an average sized 6 or 7 pound baby even the largest cocks are not big enough, you could shove a toaster up there and still be room for your dick and your buddys dick too

Hey man, you'll find the right one. Could be worse.

Thank god every day for my cock

Average size in the US is 13 cm this total bait. I just found out that poos have extremely small dicks.

nope, 5 and 3/4 is about average. average girth is around 4.75
and idk how much heaight has to do with dick size, im 5'5 and have a 6" with 5" girth.

Im way shorter than average and my dick is still slightly* above

Yes but they're body released a bunch of hormones that caused that change. Afterwards, the body is very tired and shrinks, losing the excess fluid. Hence the massive emotional issues with young mothers and their 'terrible' partners.

the baby has alot of girth
the penis is mostly long

the lenght in a vagina is limited by the cervix
girth only by the bones

its not about how big your cock is it will never have the right shape to pleasure a woman.
use your hands or ignore those cunts

Your cock should extend from the base of your palm to the tip of your middle finger.

If you can't wrap your hands around that cock, you probably just have small hands.

Fucking kek

I always have to fuck my Wide with a towel betewn us and always missionary she is scared to try any other way

sage these troll threads
i have a 6 inch dick and its literally made my girlfriend cry

Because she was sad she was fucking a boy and not a man?

I would cry too if someone with a micropenis was fucking me.

both troll responses- oh well here I go
clearly I mean she cried from orgasm, have either of you been able to achieve that?

Yes

and what would you attribute that to?
as in, why did she reach a crying orgasm

If you have a small dick, find an asexual girl you love.

That way, even if you go to pound town, you don't need to worry about getting her off. She justs wants you off of her as soon as possible, like the other girls, but an asexual will be upfront with you.

How could anyone still fall for this bait?

I'm a decent lover and I took good care to eat her out a few times before fucking her into the wall

>Just dont fuck like a retard
t.virgin
Fucking like a retard is the only way to have sex.

>this is bullshit, my dick is 6" long
>6" long
>long
Its spelled short.

You clever wetback son of a bitch!

are you saying its irrelevant to dick size?
if so, then dick size is irrelevant

if it is relevant to dick size, and I've been able to do this with an average dick, then its still irrelevant

I'll take nauseous regret for 10, Jim.

Low quality bait

It doesn't really matter in lovemaking, the real reward is seeing her whisper something to her friends and seeing them all blush and look to your crotch

Femanon here and I hate guys with small dicks.
If you're smaller than 8 inches, fuck off and don't aproach me. You'll never be a man in my eyes.

if thats your thing
our friends are already jealous of our relationship
dick envy is pretty superficial

Hahaha, look world size you prick

Just did.
And?

Nah im a girl and I dont give a fuck about size as long as its not too large or too small. The glance is important

this is completly off
asians 15,5cm

Ur correct with everything besides the 6 inches. Its 6.5 at smallest 6.75 if Im lucky.

Kys

How Was that a troll? Its the truth

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How many guys have you been with in total who have dicks you like vs ones you dont?

I totally agree with you btw

I want to kiss Willie's with another Willy

Woman are the real scum, worse than any nigger

please kys on live cam

I've been with 13 guys in total.
I lost my virginity at 14 with a guy who was around 8 inches. That's why it's my favourite size.
Only 3 guys I've fucked with had a small dick.

Troll thread. Ask any real girl that's not a complete whore or trying to impress anyone and that will say that anything over 6" maybe 7" is too painful. I agree that there are "trained" girls out there who prefer 9" plus but I highly doubt any fucks on here know any in person... ANd good luck getting a normal girl to give you head for more than 2 minutes until she starts complaining about her jaw hurting. You can kiss every getting/trying anal goodbye. Fukkin troll virgin thread.

fucking reckd
still sage

You should thank the net for giving you access to a plethora of pics you can copy and post as your own. You look bored, date/timsetamp or I call bullshit. Not gay but I can smell your lying ass from here.

So true.

Close to it,
Just accept the fact that ur cock is small or normal at best, dont take it out on me cunt.