I'm on a train right now. Dubs decides what i should say to her

I'm on a train right now. Dubs decides what i should say to her.

Dont talk to her. Take a photo up her skirt

Second

If you sit on my face I'll eat my way to your heart

perform your best autistic screeching

Do it for the boys

Roll

Hey! C-Can I show you my dick?
If no. Say: Show me yours than.
If yes, do it.

"Excuse me, lady? I farted. HAHAHA"

Tits or gtfo

Tell her Hitler did nothing wrong.

H-hey... my names Jake-san...

Hey bitch, you better fucking spread those legs if you dont want get hit with that sledgehammer of mine. I love chess.

If you take that photo youll be a hero of Sup Forums

What's your favourite Yu-Gi-Oh?

Waste of fucking dubs!

Seconding

but near the ear

For

Ask her for her number
Or to sit on your face either one

You have some snot in your left eye.

Op here Sorry she got off the train last stop

You know this dick won't suck is self
- with your dick in your hand

Ask her if she knows the muffin man

How about nothing?
I'd be pissed if some neckbeard tried to talk to me while jammin to the DuckTales theme song

roll

OP man up and ask for her number. That way we can have more lulz later

fake and gay pic was already posted here

You disappoint.

Hi can I timestamp you? k thx.

I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet.

tell her this thread is getting old also look at all the newfags

All the empty seats and she choose to sit with you hmm, I guess you and your sister are going on an adventure.

Ask here,how she not freezing in winter,dresed so lite!

I love you

Dont say anything. Just look at her and move your lips like you were talking. She got music in her ears. When she takes it out and asks you what you were talking just continue for a moment so she recegnize that you didnt say anything than say"me? Nothing. Why? But i am Happy that you wanne Talk to me. But you wouldnt need such a trick to talk to me" or something like that.

Wassup

OP IS A FAGGOT.

want to show Sup Forums ur tits

bitch I'm hungry do me a sandwich

autism by the truck load

Sing her the lyrics to modjo - lady, or whatever that songs name is

Russia?

commit sudokku in front of her to grab her attention

I don't think you should disturb her she doesn't look like she wanna talk lol

i dont think a number puzzle is going to attract mucb attention

No, Moscow

the number puzzle is called seppuku you illiterate twat

dab on them haters

OP did not deliver yet

Say "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Thats cuz op is a faggot

Probably the weakest bait I've seen

i'll suck ya toes

So funny. I am rolling on the floor laughing. Great beaten dead horse meme to OC ratio.

Ther was dubs

Tell her this could happen at any moment. Ask her "you don't want to die a Virgin do you?

what latvian faggot

Hey get this, I have a gay tree in my yard.

underrated comment

Don't tell anyone but that is a virgin Latvian girl.

This picture and thread are stale copypasta.

You should all feel bad.

Kek fucking retard

>I'm on a train right now. Dubs decides what i should say to her.
Its b8, tards.

TRIPLES

Here in Spain we have better train than that. What country it is? Rodesia?

Why in Rusia all are OLD and Dirty? It seems 70,s train.

>moscow
you retarded? the sign on the train says smarde, it's in latvia

Viva España coño!

Fuck that. Go "Lemar - another day" instead.

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