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Sexual intercourse edition

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my reddit flags got reset

dont know how Im gonna make it through another summer of NEETdom

Sister who is 20yrs older than me has been trying to reconnect with me over text for some reason the past few weeks out of nowhere. Too awkward for me

>40 days
not a fan of this bizzaro society we live in

if any of those things ever had to happen to me I would eat a bullet and I hope anyone else would too that's just too embarrassing

besides having your parents shame you, there is nothing wrong with being a NEET

When did you lose your virginity /cum/?
If not yet, how old are you now?

im 20 years old

I'm 22 as of last week

the woman that i would try is happy with another guy

Send her a heartfelt message and a dick pic

I get even more depressed and I hate all of my hobbies because I burn out on them

i've gotten the 69 digits too much lately. got it today and got 6699 twice in the same day

lol can u imagine?

is that eggman

Does losing it to a hooker count?
If so then 20
Havent had sex since then

No it's agatha. She's a sweetie

>you go to Washington State
yes but I'm going to get a masters from western after
>Whitman
well I have always lived in lynden(or outside of it) and my permanent address is still in Lynden. I live in lynden in the summer and will come back so I feel a lot more connected to whatcom than whitman

Totally counts bro

Dont mean to sound too r9k here, but in regards to the one on the top left how can any girl have trouble losing their virginity? I cant imagine that being an issue for a non-deformed girl

Decided to get a Summer job

what are your hobbies? and dont say vidya

watch the movie to find out

No it doesnt
Losing your virginity is supposed to signify you're a man who can charm a woman into letting you fug her for free
Hookers is a way of cheating. Doesn't count bro

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>how can any girl have trouble losing their virginity?
Acid attacks are a pretty good deterrent

Chicanos were a mistake

Going to WSU? Ex goes there, plays trumpet in the band

Give her a good dicking for me

she needs a good nights sleep

Losing your virginity is having sex.
As long as he had sex with the hooker then he met all the basic requirements to say he's lost his virginity.

Hmm

Yeah

No way that's real

19

18 but it's been 5 years since and the number I've times I'd had sex (not counting hookers) I can count on one hand

Chads out

is this what it feels like to be triggered?

>The absolute shithole that is new Jersey
KEK

>cant imagine that being and issue for a non-deformed girl
>think again bro, what if she's deformed?!
Fucking hell lad.

try to learn another (computer) language, i tried to learn japanese and VBA when i was extremely bored

>she plays trumpet in the band
>I play drums in the band
name?

it is

but Im pretty sure its an eightchan/ pol operation judging by all the google results

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starts with a J

know her?

Why are so many people on this board antifa sympathizers?

Missed the point there bud

Euros are pretty well programmed

It's a troll account

if she's who I think it is, she's kind of the band slut. she got my buddy(who is in a committed relationship of like 4 years) drunk and then fucked him.
does her name have a Z in it? usually the name isn't spelled with that but for her it is.

Nah you did

>he's about to do the unthinkable, no sex for 40 days
>only 40 days

Why aren't girls actually like this

Same reason you don't ask very ugly girls out

I have though

haha holy shit, yeah it does have a Z, and it isn't usually with that spelling.

That's really weird to think about, when we dated in high school she didn't have sex with me because she wanted to wait till marriage. Granted, we did everything but actual penetration and i'm 95% sure the only reason we didn't was because her parents were always in the other room without doors separating us.

How many guys has she fucked do you think?

Tiger Woods in 2017

Think she's being sarcastic bud

Angry

Can't fall asleep

idk man, I don't go to band parties. I've heard she gets really drunk a lot and really gets around. I have no idea how many people though. I would say enough to make you feel weird
I'm sorry to have to tell you she is kinda a slut now. I've only talked to her a couple times, she's a year above me and everyone hates the trumpets.

Prastic

Just to be 100% sure, does her last name end with an n?

>Matt Sullivan (Josh Hartnett) and his roommate, Ryan (Paulo Costanzo), are co-workers at aSan Franciscodot-com company. Matt is obsessed with his ex-girlfriend, Nicole (Vinessa Shaw), and his obsession repeatedly causes him problems during attempted one-night stands. He has trouble moving on, since Nicole broke up with him. He confides his sexual problems to his brother, John (Adam Trese), who is training to become aCatholic priest. In an attempt to fix his problems, Matt vows toabstain from sexual stimulation, including masturbation, for the 40 days and 40 nights ofLent. John warns Matt that chastity is not easy; meanwhile, Ryan starts a popularoffice poolto bet on how long Matt can last.

>Matt meets Erica (Shannyn Sossamon), a cyber nanny, and they begin to date. They face many challenges in their relationship, including her discovery of his celibacy vow and Matt's continuing feelings for Nicole. Matt's co-workers make many unsuccessful attempts to persuade him to have sex in order to win the pool, and as the days pass Matt's obsession with sex grows. At one point he angrily grabs a pornographic magazine from an office desk and begins to march towards a toilet stall in order to masturbate, but his co-workers stop him and convince him to maintain his pledge.

>Despite the range of increasingly powerful cultural incentives to sex and orgasm surrounding Matt—scantily-dressed women, billboards, et cetera—Matt's commitment holds, and begins to frustrate a lot of the people around him who had fully expected him to break it long before he could get close to his goal. In the meantime, Erica and Matt are falling in love, and they plan a special encounter for the 40th night to celebrate his successfully completing his vow. On the 40th day, a newly single Nicole learns of thebetting pool, makes a large bet and thenrapesMatt while he is asleep.

5/10 if I'm being honest

Why aren't your flags appearing? Weird as fuck desu.

Not him but, that's my thought as well, except for the "won't text me back" part... Why the hell wouldn't some loser text back? His heart would jump out of his fucking chest as he frantically texts back within seconds, probably spilling spaghetti all over the fucking place, but he'd def text back.

I'm going to ask the Tinder qt on another date
Hopefully I can get a gf

>flag is suddenly arizona
confuzzled.
her name starts with an E and her fb says she's from Kelso, WA. not arizona

+1
fleshlight accomplishes the same thing

None of us will ever get gfs

should I buy another steering wheel for muh PC

But I want a gf
Casual sex isn't enough
I still feel empty inside

what

another?

No it doesn't. That is a shit argument and you probably don't even believe the shit you're saying.

>tfw have a gf that makes me happy and I want to be with her 4ever

a steering wheel

the $40 I got from Fry's crapped out on me

I moved from Kelso to AZ

100% that's her. she was kinky as fuck in her early teens so it makes sense she's a deviant

>Casual sex isn't enough
HAHAHAHA TOTALLY IM FUCKIN SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE CASUAL SEX HAHAHAHAHAHA

all this fluff and no substance in one post
dang who thought it'd be possible

oh, get a $500 one, logitech g29 or some shit

I want to know this feel
It's honestly not that hard if you get on Tinder

>He uses tinder

Really hope I can make this girl my gf
Being alone is depressing
If you never tried Tinder, you have no right to complain about being single

*slurping*

Shan't be fornicating with low rent sluts for a single night on a sodom and gammorah app any time soon

first australian itt

Your loss. There are plenty of qts on there.

ah, your N last name was a test to see if I was lying. clever
She is also an athletic trainer(I think, she's something) for the women's basketball team which is kinda cool
yeah sorry that you had to find out she slutted out. pretty cool that I know her though. I don't really like her though because she did that thing to my friend and put some serious stress on him and his girlfriend's relationship.
I hope this doesn't upset you, her being the band slut and everything
feels pretty good. we've casually talked about buying a house after we graduate and save for a year. she wants a 5 acre property.

what do you want

did push-ups (50)

more help helpers

I will lose my virginity when I marry a woman, which will be never

Nah I'm good with it, I've long since moved on and onto bigger and better things. Wouldn't mind getting your contact info though, feels like a small world since the town we come from is like 50k people at most

PNG is an Aussie

I've been doing 40 pushups, 40 squats, and 40 sit ups every day for the past month
I'm not /fit/ yet
Good luck with that, user
Hope you marry her and have 5 kids to carry on your legacy

hmmm

png is a subhuman piece of shit

and i fucked his siter

I don't know if I should be sharing this but the girl I keep posting actually has really nice tits
Was honestly not expecting it

gotta start running three times a week