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Islam will dominate Europe edition

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Kick the pakis out of the country

young people have to either live with their parents or in a flatshare!
neither option gives them the peace and quiet they need!
none of the solutions (earplugs, asking them to be quiet) work!
sad!
far too many cases!

we NEED more socialised housing

nighty night

love waking up my runt of a son by speaking to my wife extremely loudly haha

he seems to think we do it accidentally. actually we do it to spite him because he's a pathetic cunt

Verily there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger.

woke up this morning and my bollocks had been surgically removed

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Visited by the bollock fairy

*increases volume of conversation even more*
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DRANK ALL THAT CIDER WHEN YOU WERE PREGNANT, DEAR

hmm, it seems being a recluse for 3 years has impaired my social skills...

fuck off

i watch anime EXTREMELY loudly simply in order to make everyone else in the house feel uncomfortable

*thumps the ceiling with a broomstick*
WHAT'S THAT, RUNT?

screaming

back from the run

saw someone running today

saw someone watching someone running today

saw someone staring at a runner today, was a bit of a weird bloke

got a right sweat on, get a whiff of this

saw two spackers watching some bender prancing about
was proper gay

saw someone watching someone watching someone running today

Seriously fuck Britain

saw someone on brit today

oh dear he's serious, that changes everything.

i hope foulards become a thing again.

Was nonplussed about the NHS but seeing Americans having to get gofund me donations I think we should keep it

Saw the newest Disney's, Pirates of The Caribbean film. Thoroughly enjoyed Johnny's performance as a squash buckling pirate. Seeing colonial British Empire vessels sink warmed my heart as much as the maltesers, my stomach. The CGI, tasteful. And the humor, not overdone. The addition of Ms. Scodelario was welcome and provocative. In short, I recommend you go see Disney's, Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales at your soonest possible leisure.

saw what appeared to be a series of cretins starting at each other with the front man of this train starting at some poor lad out for a run

NEED a gf in her early 30s, don't want to be having with these younger and more unstable girls

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>starting

unsure how i made this mistake twice

got called a runner in greggs earlier

i'm just mummy's 24 year old bouncing little baby boy

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Business idea: tinder but with a 100 metre range

Instant meet ups

wechat has this, also I expect you'll find a lot of chineseseses using it

the teenager working at greggs this morning gave me a cheese and onion roll when i clearly asked for a pasty. i vaulted over the counter and delivered an earth-shattering right hook straight to his gonads. little runt deserved it for his poor service

going to see 'Pirates of the Caribbean XVII: Johnny Depp poses for pirate flick' tonight

business idea: tinder but for people who want to race eachother in a 100m sprint

could dust any one of you

business idea: false flag terror attacks to trigger marshal law and install a fascist government

i'm going to make myself very clear here.

if i get called a runt one more time, i WILL cry

Why are Russians so sad?

actual business idea: tinder but for people who want to find a workout partner. you would list which gym you go to and find matches that way.

thoughts?

business idea: become a prostitute but when people hire you just pee all over them instead of having sex

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Vape Naysh Yall

imagine being white but not being treated or seen as white

same thing with pretty much all slavs

stealing your idea rn
I've already told you NOT to do this

alri greek

*enters the motorway at 50ks*

NOOOOOOOOO

my bin is fucking full of phlegm and spunk

>be me
>going to see the WILD and CRAZY blockBALLBUSTer of the summer with my gf
>got my express pass Elite Couples tickets in the mail weeks before after passing penis inspection in the top 1%, upgraded to Diamond class due to my Jewish gfs all natural DD breasts
>push my way to the front of the line past some manlets trying to bribe their way through the 6'5 height limit
>make my way to the designated Kinoma shuttle but am told by a grovelling employee that due to new Affirmative Action regulations by President Drumph, a mandatory singles quota is now in place, and the bus is currently full of them.
>scowl and begin to leave before the employee tells be of the experimental Diamond Class teleporter they have now in operation
>think nothing of it and just want to get to the theater so I can fuck my gf in the couples only spotlit section
>she goes through the teleporter with no issues so I follow next
>feel an intense pain, thoughts of fear and loneliness grip my mind for the first time in my life
>step out of the smoking teleporter on the other side
>there was an error, I feel sick but check the console for information
ERROR: PRESENCE OF PRIMARY AND SECONDARY ELEMENTS, POSSIBLE GENETIC FUSION
>If primary element is user, what is secondary element?
SECONDARY ELEMENT: NOT-user
>computer, identify second element
SECOND ELEMENT: VIRGIN
>damn, one must have snuck in
>I step back in horror, already feeling the chances
>shout at my gf in terror to get away from me
>muscles melt away
>chin recedes back into my neck as greasy hair covers it
>penis retracts up into my body with only a small nub sticking out
>spine twists into an exaggerated hunch as I shrink to 5'2
>gf is crying as my stomach and man boobs begin to bloat out at a terrifying rate
>she tries to run but is not fast enough, is caught and absorbed by the terrifying pink mass of flesh, along with the other theatergoers
>cry as i feel them struggling, dissolving inside my horrendous bulk
>never got to see Baywatch

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*heems your runtmobile with a righteous pit maneuver*

thoughts on saffron?

1kg is worth 10k USD

not worth it

@936
abysmal post

thoughts on caviar?

Rather have a KFC bucket

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'netto thanks

What does French Poverty taste like?

>INTP

thoughts on truffles?

thanks for the bump

was about 11 when i found out the K was for kentucky
was about 17 when I found out kentucky was a state

going to eat truffle form magic mushrooms in amsterdam

I saged, I even said I saged, dumb cunt

>INTJ

19 months since I last had my penis in a girl

Bit of a slow learner ey?

thoughts on kobe beef?

in non-autistic circles you people are called narcissistic twats

19 years since I last had my penis in a girl

prefer kobe lobster

people that say japanese cars are better than euro cars are fucking retards

040
thanks for the (You)

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yurope is a cancer


islam is the answer

Was it your mothers uterus?

Really pathetic bait desu

bet she was screming

umm, it's funny? get over it loser

There has never been a better album released in the entire history of music than pic related.

"High Speed Dirt" alone is better than any Mozart.

black people are genetically inferior to white people in every way that counts

having a big willy and being able to run really fast will not get you very far in today's world

thoughts on polish diaspora in the uk?

What happened to the k-pop posters?

also Thai pop
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good post
bad post

they got banned because kpop has little to nothing to do with british culture

neither does much of anything else posted here

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R-rude

Inb4 Rust in Peace fags argue it's better than Countdown to Extinction.

no one cares

He's right though

rasheed

nigger