yall wanna play some D&D?
Yall wanna play some D&D?
Ryder Reed
Jacob Johnson
Yes.
Robert Sanchez
Yes
Henry Harris
I’m in
Levi Richardson
Can I be Boba Fett ?
Cooper Murphy
Fuck yeah
Jeremiah Davis
Only if I can be Indiana Jones
Brandon Clark
>your walking thru the forest
>its about 6:00
>you see light at the edge of the forest
>ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS BITCH JUMPS OUT OF A TREE
>what do?
Andrew Turner
Use as flashlight.
Caleb Collins
Burn forest
David Turner
Goddam autocorrect... fleshlight
Joshua Smith
Shoot her with my revolver out of reflex!
Ayden Edwards
you roll a 12 you hit her but she is still going
Isaiah Wilson
you try and grab her
bitch bites your dick
Adam Taylor
I cast a wall of force and watch in amusement.
Landon Peterson
>Update
>she is now on the ground
>no arms or legs so cant move
> Boba Fett what do?
Elijah White
>be me kanye the giant, a guy who rolls up to the club, orders fancy booze and tries to pick up women or just slap them
James Sanders
i roll athletics to see if i can juggle her with my feet
Matthew Murphy
>be a lurker goblin that only wants a friend and some booze but mostly raping and pillaging
>name's Rash
Joseph Walker
Keep pumping through the pain and hope she drowns on the blood
Juan Price
natural 20
>you but a nut in her mouth
>she drowns
Bentley Reed
>nat 20
You fucking duplicate her and spin 3 at once
>crit fail
She juggles you with her "feet"
Aiden Sanders
Continue towards the light
Evan Campbell
you rolled a 12 but im going to pretend it was a 1
Cameron Harris
i have +4 athletics doe
Aaron Sanders
yeh but i want to see her juggle you
Andrew Harris
singing some of the best italian opera and waiting her to rot after about 2 hours in