Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?

turn 360 degrees and walk away

intruder in my house, get the gun out

Take her to a bank, Force her to give me her money then drive her back to my place, walk her to the front door, thank her and slam the door in her face

Shit my pants cause there are 4 giant nigger personal guards that I somehow didnt see.

Charge her with Breaking and Entering.

take out on date
fall in love
marry

Shoot the dog
Bury the wife
Eat a carrot
Live life in Tennessee with swift and NASCAR

360 degrees is a whole circle, you'd be walking towards then fucking retard

Intant boner, try to hide it as I walk backwards out the door mumbling something about sorry, wrong door
Look at her again before closing the door and instantly cum in my pants

Respect her and ask for consent to sex

>being this new

> being even newer and falling for the double bait

Tell her to watch me masturbate while she does the look what you made me do dance right in front of me

>being the newest and falling for the triple bait

>being anything at all, what is life, why are we here?

must be summer somewhere on the globe
>inb4 flat earthers

>ruining the link while I do as well

make sweet tender love, not rough like she was a filthy animal

i'm talking kissing each other's bodies while we undress each other, stroking her face while she sensually sucks my cock, running my hands over her body as i eat her delicious pink pussy, before entering her in the missionary position, her long pale legs wrapped around me as i move in and out of her, looking into her baby blues and kissing her gently but passionately.

any other answer is wrong btw

You must be fun at parties

This but even more lewd
Make her say things like
“Masturbate to me”
“Fuck me”
While I record these and eventually upload to Sup Forums for bros to fap to

anal rape her, and force her to make a song about it

I would tell her to lay down on my bed and I would masturbate and cum on her face wait 10 minutes and do it again
Repeat process until bukkake of my own cum

Ask how the fuck she got in my house and what she wants from me

Rub my penis on every inch of her body

slap her on the ass. say hey toots get naked

You're gonna let the cum harden? How disgusting are you?
"Pic related"

What a whore!

slap her until she love Hitler

Rape her obv

Ignite the thermite I keep under my bed

no breaks on that train

what was wrong with what i said slut?

arent ALL taytay songs like that now?

Fix the chain, she got out of the basement again

mah nigga

Fall asleep with my dick in her pussy

rape

Fking kek

pay her $1 and grab her ass

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chloroform and duck tape

She looks like the sloth from the Ice Age movies

Ever heard of madeleine mccann? Be a madeleine mccann situation going on. I would even show her all the posts of her fans crying because shes missing

...

Steal her iPhone and go on her twitter and start tweeting weird shit

Call the police

Throw myself on the floor and have a sever panic attack because of the dangerous intruder, perhaps even break a bone.

Get therapy

Sue the shit out of her

buy whatever I want and live happily ever after.

Yep 9 out of 11 would kidnap

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>throw self on floor
>break bone

This made me lol out loud

Her mouth is extremely fuckable

>laughing out loud out loud

her eyes watering as you fed her your cock would be heaven

She's got that blonde taste to her.
A rare treat.

Face fuck

Knock her out and taste her butthole. Take pictures of her feet and post it all here

That bitch wood be one lame fuck

what is that shit above her lip? Look closely

>being the newestest and falling for the quadruple bait

It's the shadow of her nose, dipshit.

looks like makeup smudge or a thread

It's unanimous then.

Looks like the Lip Challenge results

Do a Louis ck. Just flop it out and Stare her down while I rub one out.