Sup Forums i know hemorrhoids are pretty common for older people and fat guys but lately my gf has been getting them now and then as well, also some small fissures. she's pretty insecure about it it seems to kinda pretends it's not true but i do see it when i fuck her doggystyle.
are there any ways i can help without embarrassing her ? also what could cause them in someone so young she's only 20
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push them back into her asshole with your dick
i don't think that would feel very nice, she also doesn't do anal, i've asked a few times and says no every time
but user according to feminism women can't consent even when they consent so you may as well just stick your pee pee in her poo poo and let bygones be bygones
You should use a better lubricant when you do anal.
Just get a tube of Prep H.
People get them all the time. Put more dietary fiber in her diet, drink more water, eat less crap, a strain less when she shits.
we've never done anal though, i've asked but she feels it's degrading.
i guess i can get some and just leave it in the medicine cabinet. she's been awkward about it. she hasn't changed her diet at all though and she never used to have a problem with them
can happen from pushing too hard when you poo, just tell her they're crazy easy to fix, go to the doctor, finger up the bum, they write up a prescription for some cream
sauce: i had hemoroids at twenty too
So she's not getting anal from you...? kek
Tell her it doesn't have to be awkward. A week of using Prep H, they go away. No more pain, no more burning, no more discomfort. You just use a clean finger/wipe/applicator and smear a drop on your asshole every 4-6 hours.
She’s getting her ass wrecked by someone else my dude. Either presently or in the past.
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not from anyone, again, she thinks it's degrading. even if she'd cheat why would she do it that way ?
i'm glad it's an easy fix, they do go away for a bit sometimes but then flare up quite fast
Top kek. Someone is using that butt, that's how she pays for make up. It ain't cheap!
She's stressed out. Find a girlfriend who doesn't stress about meaningless shit. Yes, they do exist.
i care about her a lot i'm going breaking up because she might be stressed, maybe i can try and get her to relax a bit more, surprise her with a massage and stuff
not going to break up* damn how did i mess that up so bad
Good luck. Woman are complicated.
you, they definitely are but this is something very minor. i'm not always the easiest person myself i guess
I'd suggest finding out something she aspires to accomolish that you don't necessarily want to do but you help her do it and she'll say oh thank you this wouldn't have been done without your help. Then you're the hero again user good luck
Who is this semen demon
sorry user but she's taking it up the ass from someone.
chloe foster
God bless you.
no worries, enjoy.
sure she is...
they are probably from the 5 other guys and multiple vegetables she uses to makeup for your small cock.
Tell her to use more lube next time Chad Thundercock fucks her anally. Problem solved
Tell her to drink more water.. If she drinks alcohol, stop completely. Get a stool to put her feet on when she poops. Need to straighten the rectal canal. Also, use non alcohol wipes instead of toilet paper, but be sure to dry after wiping. Get prep h cream and suppositories until she knows she's healed. If she still has problems after all this, try lubing her asshole before every shit with KY jelly. If even after that, she different doctor.
you're going to surprise her with a massage while she comes home with another dudes cum deep in her bowels ? that's so sad.
said it several times already, she does NOT do anal, i've asked over the years and she always says it's degrading, IF she'd cheat she wouldn't do it that way
She's stressed out about you finding out about her affairs. Sorry bro..
she's not having any affairs
What an asshole. Op don't listen to these dudes. Take care of your girl if you aren't gonna dump her.
yeah, i will. i'll try to get her to relax and stuff, give the massage, i hope that'll help without it being to awkward for her
Read up on astrology and her horoscope and stuff girls are into that maybe you can play into some of her inclinations based on that good luck
she's not really into those not very superstitious. but i appreciate the suggestion
I am currently 22 and I have hemroids all the time. It gets so bad that almost always when I while my ads there's pools of blood after the shits all
>burns alot
>feelsbadman
>also ignore it because I am young and dating a crazy attractive girl right now
Buy her alcohol, OP. Most of the time they're caused by straining too hard to shit like a couple of anons said. Just get drunk every other night, makes your poop really soft and come out easy.
>im an alcoholic
you can still look after it without your girlfriend even knowing
This is literally me
>got them when I was 17
>too depressed to go to the doctor
>every shit has been painful for 8 years
>have suicide planned so still wont bother with a doctor
>keep rescheduling an hero attempt (I'm a pussy)
>ask myself every time I take a shit why have I not killed myself yet
also I'm a skinny dude and used to do sports
>letting something so small and trivial control your life
Spray paint them, then you won't notice them. Or nail some molding over them.
of course it's degrading. but so what ? once chad pulls out his dick she is not going to say no to anything he wants. he'll just grab your little princess by the hair and sodomize her to his heart's content
Its one of many health problems that I have. And health is one of my multiple reasons for an heroing.
Buy Prep H. Smear her asshole daily.
Could be a serious Liver or Kidney issue.
what's wrong with you guys ? she's NOT fucking anyone else, and she wouldn't magically change her mind about it being degrading because he has a big dick. if anything that would make it worse
i dunno it comes and goes pretty fast.
i'll see if i can just get some and put it somewhere she can find she doesn't like to talk about it
Sounds like a standard depression. Go seek some help for that and the hemoroids.
Both can be fixed.
kek
she could be wiping too much, my mistress gets them from taht
she hasn't changed her diet at all, not sure why she's start wiping too much all of a sudden
take a wild guess. what do you think a thing like this does to an ass ?
Thanks for the kind advice but I think my body just wants to die: teeth keep falling apart, I'm losing weight for no reason, vision is getting worse, pain in bones, pain in ears and piss flow is at 10% what it used to be. Every doctor Ive met just starts up by blaming me for not staying healthy and starts guilt tripping me. Is it really my fucking fault you fucking useless cunts I've been trying to be healthy for fucks sake. FML I should have studied to be a doctor for myself. Thank god I have no kids these genes of mine are SHIT.
no joke, it can be caused by sitting on something cold, like concrete.
is she sitting on cold stuff lately?
>Poor diet
>Bad hygiene
>Not giving a shit about looking after herself.
Would leave.
fuck off.
not that i know off no.
well you sure know how to make assumptions.
Hemorrhoids are not normal for a 20 year old - so something must be causing them.
i think i have a good idea
By doing a 20k miles of dick in her ass
Wrap it up and give it to herfor christmas
'roids are common in countries with american no-squat toilets regardless of age.
or they could be warts from all that nigger dick she's taking up her ass when you aren't around. my money is on that.
>also what could cause them in someone so young she's only 20
taking jamal's BBC up her ass might have soemthing to do with it
OP should post a pic related so we can see what he's dealing with.
i know it's weird to have them that early, but she does shower every day and does take take of herself.
she's NOT fucking someone, why would she let someone else fuck her up the ass and not me while we'v been together for years.
she would not find that funny
i don't have any pictures of it.
ding ding ding
>why would she let someone else fuck her up the ass and not me while we'v been together for years.
for the same reason she's cheating at all. it's exciting and taboo. she gets off on the fact that this stranger dominates her and ravages her asshole when her boyfriend is wrapped around her finger and only gets to do what she wants.
>she feels it's degrading.
and you dejectedly said "ok sweetie"? degrading her dumb ass is the whole fucking point lmao. no wonder she's cheating on you.
tried reverse searching that pic but can't find it sauce plox