I have 2 reasons not to kill myself. How many do you have?

I have 2 reasons not to kill myself. How many do you have?

just my family, nothing more.

around 2. maybe 3

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What r ur reasons?

I have two reasons, ham and mustard

One day OP, you're going to find yourself so damn happy with life, and you're going to think "Holy crap, I almost killed myself that once time. Thank god I didn't"

Only 1

And pigs might fly.

idk. All I have is a few steps between me and Oblivion. I don't want to be alive. Maybe I am just scared of what will happen if I fuck it up.

only my family. and even there it might take a month or so before they notice because they rarely call me

...

2 I want to see Montana, and taking care of my cat. Probably going to leave the cat with family and road trip up to Montana next month to shoot myself in the middle of nowhere.

1: i still have some tequila left
2: i found a turtle today
3: the thought that as long as i'm alive, there is a small chance for happiness

Is living in Australia that bad?

I'm waiting on 2 packages...

None.

Winds of Winter.

0

>be me
>full time student, 2 jobs
>get the shits one day, dont think anything of it
>wake up at 3am
>run to toilet, drop pants, and release enough force out of my ass to kill a man
>just constant diarrhea, i basically lose most of the liquid in my body
>next 3 days consist of constant shit/vomit cycle
>cant even leave bathroom

Help me

The next time he gets his dick wet thats absolutely what will happen.

1. It sounds like to much work.

Anybody can die OP, few can truly live.

shut up wallace

about zero. so... a very complicated situation over here