Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Daisy Ridley standing there
How do you react?

Thats not a very realistic scenario

Drop to hands and knees. Begin cleaning between her toes with my tongue.

Ask her why she makes dumb faces in every scene she's in

ask if i can watch her shit and piss

Probably have to fight the missus for her but I'd let her win cos her interest is hot and cute.
Either way, she can get it.

ask her why she has the tits of a 12 yr old boy

that's just how her face looks user. sure it was a real horror show till the docs did their magic, but there's only so much medical science is capable of.

this

Ask her who the fuck she is and why I should know who she is?

I love her little 12 year old boy tits

Hug her and talk about her vaginal deformation and how its slowly ruining her life.

Then proceed to fuck her in her only good hole, her ass hole

Suck her tranny cock

My wife has tits like this. They're awesome. After three kids they're still cute little speed bumps versus the saggy mess they'd be otherwise.

Show her the drawing I made of her

ask her if I can lick her armpits

"Hello, may I help you?"

Ask who her parents are

god this

ask her if she can close her mouth far enough to hide her teeth or is that just out of the question?

Show her the drawing this guy made of her

tell her she is getting a little fat

>How do you erect

>pulls out cock
>bend that sweet ass over
>fuck that tight hole until it fucking rips

I'd be respectful to her and have a mature conversation

I punch her in the face.

Drank her titty milk

Hold her for ransom and tell Disney that they're fucked unless they pay up.

Ask how it feels to be dismissed as a discount Kiera Knightley

Kira who?

Call the cops.

Why the fuck are all these goddamned celebrities breaking and entering into my home? This is getting ridiculous. I've got to get to the bottom of this phenomenon.

kek

I would tell her my wifes son and I enjoyed the newest Star Wars film

This tbh. She doesn't look as cute as she did in the first one. Maybe part of it is subconscious now that we know what a cunt she is irl but there's also a chubbier and more worn look to her.

Abruptly turn 360 deg and run away

>we know what a cunt she is irl
like what?
does she crush animals with her stiletto heels?

That would make you facing her you fucking retard!!

Shoot her.
Call cops.
Intruder.

I don't even know who this is, so I wouldn't do anything different than I do when I see any other stranger on the street.

shes gay

>I live under a rock with my mom
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New fag

>Sup Forums
> lurk more

kek'd

Immediately propose.

impale with my pork saber

>bloated
Why does she look better in the movies? CGI?

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daisey ridley is kill?

I'd cut a hole in that and pretend it's her.

See if I can get a tooth job from her.

lol how do i upvote this?

xd

I'd ask her if she likes vaporwave.

You fell for it

force rape

That joke isn't funny retard. I've been on Sup Forums a lot longer than you.

I hope you don't run for office

I'd tell her she hit rock bottom selling out to Disney.

came here to say this

Dillion Harper's friends with Poe?

found the autist

>Foot tattoo

Who the fuck thinks that's sexy? I'm seeing it way too much now.

I don't know who this is, I'd run out thinking it's a ghost. Sweat nervously to call the sheriff because if she doesn't exist I'm going in front of the judge for being loony.

I DONT HAVE AUTISM GODDAMMIT

sheriff? Where the fuck do you live?

Honey do you need to take a shit?

After the hour plus long shit. Honey how do I meet that new director who fucked up star wars and made the worst star wars movie of all time? I want to break his legs and have a gang of niggers ass rape him for a year.

Jezzuz shes gorgeous.

pic title should be called "Friends With Benefits"

>Pull out gun
>kill myself

>call the sheriff
you get good service on your telegraph?

who?

Show her the true power of the force.

Give her a bowl of eggs

Kiss her hand and ask her on a date. I'm paying. As a gentleman should.

>Ahoy hoy constable. There seems to be a stranger wench in my abode.

piss in a Mcdonalds cup and drink it then do the Hokey Pokey and turn myself around.

It's that new main protag for starwars

360 degrees?
would you just walk away after that?

The name is Weinstein. Fuck you.

well, I didn't say I would turn 360 degrees but, if you say so.

My sister has a tight body. Can you get her some work?

I insist you turn around 360 degrees and walk out of here

She makes so much fucking money, though. Make the bitch pay.

Nope. First impressions are important. Then once we've been going steady for a few months. Ask if she'd like to come over to my place, for the night.
A few months later. Meet her family. Win them over.
A few months after that... Find a nice, but more-so meaningful ring. Ask for her father's permission. Ask for her hand.
A few months after marriage, we're getting ready for bed. I ask her to "release her inner freak".

Well, if you insist. Here I go.

I get 2 bars when I step outside on my cellphone. All I'll say is I live in a very rural county in Virginia.

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