To all straight male anons, if you were offered $8000 to suck a gay man's dick for 10 minutes and swallow his cum...

To all straight male anons, if you were offered $8000 to suck a gay man's dick for 10 minutes and swallow his cum, would you take the offer?

>STD free gay man
>Guaranteed secret

don't be absurd

yeess

Can he be a qt androgynous gay man?
>Then yes

hell yeah

Most likely

Yea sure.
As long as it's discreet

id pay to suck his dick

OP said straight. Straighten up, fag. I'm gonna cut yo' hair off.

I am straight I just like sucking dick

8k could help me out alot right now

No because $8k is not enough to compensate for the lifelong mental scarring of having sucked a cock despite being strsight.

Y'all a bunch of closet homos if you say yes to this offer.

fuck you aint

I'd take his 8 grand and make him suck my fuckn dick

It wouldn't be a secret I'd have the memory of slurping some dude's cock. Even being put into a position of homelessness, the idea of slurping a dude's cock doesn't appeal.

Would I be able to choose his ethnicity and/or nationality? Because I'll be damned before I suck off a black guy, white guy, or ANY American.
>probably cums grease

>straight

No thanks. I'd suck a dick if you paid me enough, but 8k is chump change for that. Honestly, it would probably be cheaper to pay me to kill someone than to suck a dick and swallow cum.

Anyone with any intelligence would do this. It's just a fucking blow job you losers. Grow up.

I may as well be full on faggot, I trap and service cocks on kik every single fucking day
but gay porn still doesn't do it for me.

I love watching guys rub their dicks, I love watching guys cum, but I can't strand it if it's just obviously 2 guys. Wtf is wrong with me? Ive been doing this for fucking years. Years. And this stuff is still too weird for me.

Like, traps are their own orientation or something. Gynandromorphophilia is fucking real and I'm anecdotally proof.

>anecdotally proof
>anecdotally
>proof

sorry not gay and dont want GRID

Honestly who the fuck wouldn't

Such a dumb hypothetical. Who the hell would pay $8000 just for a bj?

that was the joke user

Probably, that’s like 1/2 my Amex bill this month and sales have been down.

Where’s a black guy going to get $8k?

You offering?

k, I figured.

literally all I want. ill do it for free. tell me where you live.

no
that asian schoolgirl pierced my soul

fight me