>be me >18 >big ol' friend group with all girls >one new girl shows up for a day >I get her number that same day >we hang and she endures my oversexualized jokes >I admit I like her >herewego.exe >within the first week I brought her over to my house and we pretty much did everything possible that didn't involve a dick in a hole >fuckwhydidntIdoitimsuchafuckinglardasexualattackapachehelicopter >A few weeks of dating her I realize she is completely fine with a threesome after me joking about it one day >hmmm >"Hey, D, you like threesomes for real?" >"Yes user I would love to, but I can't find anyone that I'd be comfortable doing it with." >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >"Why not this one chick that's as hot as you are, that's also in our group of buddy ol pals?" >"naaa user we too close mang" >a few days later >"hey, user, I changed my mind. I'll go ahead and ask her." >sweetsoundsgood >proceeds to send me texts of their awkwardly serious conversation >notes on the part where the other girl basically says "I'd do it if I wasn't locked in a prison" >fuckfuckfuck >instaboner.png >wait, this is good. yes this is perfect. >proceeds to conjure a plan capable of bringing new girl over to my house at 2am >didImentionnobodyishomeonsaturday
continue? ... oh wait, it hasn't gotten that far yet. wish me luck Sup Forumsrothers I will send images of their picturesque bodies on my bed when the time comes.
for now, I need ideas on how the fuck i get this girl over here? all her windows, doors are armed with an alarm and theres a motion detector out front help (;'A;')
Grayson Lewis
Show us your dick user. For science
Camden Rogers
I can tell you that I'm a measly 5.1 inches.
Noah Hughes
Post it? I'm intrigued
Jayden Williams
Have you tried bombing the prison... Nah im jk, youd need to hire an deep web hacker to get some info, probaply some profesionals... Not just a days work
Elijah Johnson
Intrigued by what? lmao
William James
>locked in a prison Figurative or literal? This makes a difference.
Liam Richardson
figurative, my bad, her house is rigged with all sorts of security.
Luke Gray
The d that's potentially banging a prison bitch
Lucas Hall
she ain't in prison, her house is the figurative equivalent of one loool
Luke Bailey
Post d anyway, to add to the story
Eli Cook
Reminder this thread is about minors organizing group sex.
Grayson Anderson
hush hush
Eli Bennett
Dude's 18
Camden Myers
You don't need much of an IQ to understand OP and his girls are underage Would defend him, but lazy story and no continue will happen till saturday "lol xd"
Wyatt Morgan
On Sup Forums 18 means 15 max. A real 18 yo here wouldn't even mention age. Plus all the obvious childshit: "friend groups" and girls not being allowed out.
Nicholas Hall
Can't you just get the girl to tell her parents she's going to the movies or something.?
Jose Hernandez
whelpshit.png 17 actually. the girls are 16.
Nathaniel Cook
I'll tl;dr this for you, anons >OP is a faggot
Jeremiah Sullivan
I don't fucking care about your real age, but we all know you are not 18
Jack Nguyen
wouldn't you think it's a bit odd if they get home by 4am or some shit like that this is Sup Forums everyones a Sup Forumsaguette thank you very much
