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Jorge Masvidal vs Mike Perry

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Thoughts on Artem after his fight?

deserves a title shot desu

>needing fences to ''''''''''''TKO''''''''''''''' Ellenberger

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, THE REAL HARDEST HITTING 170 POUNDER, THAT GUY TKO'S PEOPLE WHEN I HIT THEM THEY DON'T FUCKING MOVE

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First for Masvidal's Chin

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What are chances for Masvidal to beat Demian?

>pssst, hey cub, make it go the distance, the al fight finished too quickly, I'll make it worth your while

this actually happened btw

10/10 desu

Reasonable. We just saw what Whittaker did to Jacare. George is similarly skilled. The issue is Masvidal was a healthy lightweight and Maia is a huge middleweight, though there was also a significant size difference between Rob and Jacare.

Maia is rightfully the favorite, but I'd be happy with both guys winning. Maia may deserve it a little more because he's been around forever and likely won't get close again if he loses here. Same deal with Jacare.

Fuck yeah!

feed him Darren "The Human Retard" Elkins

>Poocare Pouza will never touch UFC gold

why do you gotta kick a man when he's down? especially when that man is the last of a dying breed

why is masvidal so unripped? is it the peruvian in him?

I think you're right. Condit's striking is top notch and we all have seen what Maia did with him. Masvidal on the other hand got wrestlefucked by post usada Bendo.

alligators haven't been endangered since like the 70s

>last of a dying breed
>muh meme jitsu
I'm glad they're dying.

He's fighting at his more natural weight class now instead of trying to cut as much weight as possible.

>there are "people" out there who think Frankie Edgar should get another title shot if he beats Yair Dominguez

to each his own as far as fighter preference goes, but I don't see how you can't respect the strict code of honor/hespect that old school Brazilians go by. learning BJJ from Maia or Jacare or Marcelo or Royce would be a dream.

What kind of surgery should she get to change her face?

It looks like just the nose alone isn't enough.

Natty

but even at lightweight he was not ripped at all.

>The eblow clearly doesnt even hit

Fake as fuck, Ellenberger took a dive

There's nothing that can be done for her unless she gets major jaw reconstruction like the Jenner tweens.

ftm

He won't get one unless Max beats Aldo. And unfortunately for Frankie, he doesn't.

GO AHEAD AN BOO ME BUT YOUR HOUSE ISN'T GONNA SELL ITSELF

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yo /heem/

who is the highest ranked fighter you unironically think you can take out?

DJ

Stipe

DJ, Cody, Aldo, Connor, Tyrone, DC and Stipe

Artem Lobov. I mean he gets to participate in the main event that counts as if he was ranked for sure.

Unironically Bisping

>that
>ripped

we get it, you're fat

HEEMINDER

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Joanna champ might fuck me up but I could heem the rest of the division

I dunno, can't be fucked to get super lean/add more mass I guess.

joe lauzon

be careful

I would outwrestle that manlet Khabib.

I'm 5'9 165. 9% BF. Squat 310, bench 240, military 195, don't deadlift. I'm a blue belt in BJJ, brown belt in Kyokushin Karate, have boxed for 14 years (amateur record of 18-3), and was an all-state wrestler in high school.

I legitimately believe I could beat a top 20 guy at lightweight in the UFC.

This is the only real answer you're going to get in this thread because everyone else is a fat fucking geek.

i could probably beat anybody on the ufc roster at tekken 3

Paige

THOUGHT YOU COULD DOUBT ME BOI

your made up amateur boxing record a shit

I'm digging Perry's new look desu.

Uh huh.

TYBW

HE WILL EAT GOOD TONIGHT

>5'9

Being taller would definitely be nice. But hey, at least I'm not

>Don't deadlift
You would be heemed by a child, you manlet.

Good one.

>I'm 5'9

>I got a big dick.

prove it

I'm 6'4 265. 8% BF. Squat 600, bench 440, military 300, don't deadlift. I'm a brown belt in BJJ, black belt in Kyokushin Karate, have boxed for 16 years (amateur record of 20-0), and was an all american wrestler in college.

I legitimately believe I could beat a top 5 guy at Heavyweightt in the UFC.

This is the only real answer you're going to get in this thread because everyone else is a fat fucking geek.

>physically small for lightweight
>strong for your size relative to the average person but not relative to the average professional athlete
>some experience in amateur boxing and wrestling but nothing truly impressive

Why do you believe you could be a top 20 UFC lightweight? Your average bum in a regional promotion has your credentials or better, and those guys will never make it into bellator, let alone the UFC, let alone be top 20 in one of the most stacked divisions in the UFC

Mike Perry is not of Greek origin. Perry isn't short for Pericles. Like all good fighters, he is of Celtic descent. Welsh surname. Clearly a prime celtiberian specimen.

seegay

nice meme

show me a regional bum who has my credentials

damn that's wassup. you're a beast, that's really impressive

Shut the fuck up Manlet

Enjoy your underdeveloped back muscles

You probably have no reach and will gas easy

>Box for 14 years and only have 21 amateur fights behind you

Lmao

Thanks bro, Real recognize real

BASED

Its funny how genes that are considered attractive on men can result in ugly daughters.

Seems like an oddity in sexual selection strategy. Women flock to mega jaw Chad, only to product ugly daughters that can only reproduce with low-test betas.

Really makes you think, eh?

my back is looking good, my man

i've actually always been the longer guy. 75.5'. i've also been doing cardio stuff for a long time. i used to do track, but i've always ran long distances every day. cardio has rarely been an issue unless it was a match with intense grappling

yeah, I never wanted to pursue boxing outside of developing my own standup. I think I'm way better than my record indicates

truly /ourguy/

spicy pillowbanger from last night
youtu.be/CGUQFvrjBOg

Got pics? The last guy posted a body at least

I don't man, I'm honestly just talking out of my ass: I'm a fat neck beard

>THOUGHT I WAS JUST A COMMENT ON YOUTUBE, BOY?
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Called it

kill yourself

pic related

>being this miserable
it's not hard to change your lifes, my friends

lmao you're DYEL as fuck, you look like someone who's 6 months into SS

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>Dana Would Appreciate this ...
what did he mean by this?

right.

>those legs
>310

Either bad insertions or bull shit.

Does anyone have the webm of Perry's punch that rocked Ellenburger?

>this clearly underdeveloped legs
wouldnt defend a takedown if your life depended on it

>chestlet
>chicken legs
>weak, flabby core (lmao @ you claiming 9% bf)
you legit do not look impressive at all my guy, i'm being dead serious when i say you look like a novice lifter

is this game any good? thinking about getting it. its only like 10 bucks on xbox right now

Literally have 5 inches and pounds of muscle over you brah

So why haven't you made pro yet? Done any fights?

Its fun for what it is. 10 bucks is a steal.

just genetics. look at jonny bones' legs. y'all dudes are real quick to hate. i wonder why.

alrighty good to know

mirin the lats

I'm young. waiting to develop my game fully before I make the jump.

Check reddit

he's better than he gets credit for despite his severe physical shortcomings

he's improved leaps and bounds from the TUF finale

not good enough to ever sniff a title shot but whatever

Hope they never cut Artem

He's too much of a source of laughter and entertainment

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The controls are going to be tricky if you have never played before. This game will make you rage like a motherfucker

its a comment to one of his amateur fights where he gets pretty much heemed cold at the end of the round and then heems the other guy in the next round