Waifu thread

Waifu thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important: Have fun!

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Seconds too slow...
I had a chocolate lab that was the same way.

youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI

Thats possibly my last shift there.
Nah, I jumped to grab this grate. I thought it lead to the surface. At least the Magus didn't 'give me a lift'.
Our older doggo had literally whole eggs and lived till 15. Black lab.

I'm not even sure who I am tbh.

fair enough

still here

Why is that

U wot? I think you believe I talk to more people than I really do
Why is that?
Have you ever tried to do it online? I've never taken the time to try and figure it out but I'm sure it could be pretty cool

Moving to a new place when it opens next year.
Yeah, but labs are eating machines.

>Saved

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I know how the circadian cycle works you silly goose. My trouble is forcing myself to sleep
Sleepy sleep! A self placebo I do is make myself think the next day is an important day
I'll notice you friend

yeah, not that interesting unfortunately
how has your day been?

That part husky should be the same way though haha.

I can't realize myself. I don't know why.

Thanks.

Yikes. What happened?
Yeah, I play online now. I'm actually in talks to liscence my game to the one good site to play online.

20% here

no i know who this is
are you going on?

Hey teeth are a problem. She doesn't do hard things, we have to soften the kibble.
I lost 4 Con and took a Burning Hands to the face.

More than enough.
Fair enough haha.

Well how important is it to you

it satisfied my curiosity
day was fine, dound a place to crash at for my best friend's birthday party. Which is tomorrow, 390 km ride for me next morning.
I really should be asleep right now, and won't be active tomorrow.

Would you mind adding me on Disc?

Ah, that's not so bad~

I keep forgetting it's almost 2018.. Time's passing too fast! I haven't even done anything this year
Have it my friend, it's all yours:^)
That's neat, ya gotta get me into it someday
(I won't accept no)
Yeah, I have to find it first though. Haven't used that thing in years
That's really cute tho (the kibble)

>>claimed

im getting off here so do it soon
i have something important to send you

I acted quickly and let it burn me. Slimes count as grapples in Pathfinder.
Well if you're still happy then you kept up being happy. And yeah, it does get annoying though.

Of course! Hit me up on Discord tbh

Okie

i don't have any important days and i don't think i can fool myself into believing i'll ever have one
jokes aside, placebos don't work when you know it's a placebo

>390 km ride
good god, that's three times the width of my entire country
and sure, what's your discord name?

Pretty much, I think. It's hard to live without realizing myself.

Haha thank you.

Im going to try and get some sleep at a decent time tonight. Ill talk to you all later.

Oh geez. In my system, if you reached into a slime, you'd probably take some acid damage. If you left em in long enough your hands would dissolve off.

No, Slimes are straight Con damage and you count as grappled. 2d4 Con a turn, for the most basic slime.
>imagine the RADIOACTIVE SLIME we fought earlier

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playing ffxiv just tabbing out occasionally
rip nite friendo

Yeah, I'm just talking in my system~

what kind of tiny country do you live in?

You're welcome. What's up?
I'll notice you too
Works with me I guess. Just think of something like "I gotta run to the store early in the morning!" Or something
You made it I see

Well you have done it up until this point right?

the netherlands, smol but comfy

i guess that could work for going to bed earlier
but my problem is going to bed later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hitagi made it

Yes indeed, but I still haven't gone anywhere in life yet. Hopefully we don't lose too many cool celebrities like last years beginning
JacksonsNotHere#3369
Anyone that wants to can add me
(I really need to get a better name)
Night, sleep tight
Do they speak Dutch? It's one of my least familiar countries

My DM would have had a part missing. Our sorceror did lose a finger because he thought he was a Rogue and put his hand in a magic-triggered scythe trap. We healed it back on but its just off and distracts him.

No, I haven't. At all.

we do indeed
where are you from, the US?

Eh. I feel terrible.
There are little things that I want to do, but again don't want to do because I'm emotionally spent.

I just feel like sitting in my chair all day, behind my screens.
Not even particularly doing anything either, just watching how people talk to each other.

Sent!
Huh...I've had a player lose an eye, and one lost both his hands, but that's it over the course of ~ 5 years.

Well I'm of no help

Yep I stay in Texas, Dallas if ya know it
Added
I once died to a single merc. Rolled a one on a mountain path, missed him, tripped on a rock, and went right off the edge

Thank you!!

Our DM is very ADnD minded, we need mentors to level up now.

Mizore Claim

sup Rory

Sup you

Yo Roar E

I had a group of freshly rolled characters, four of them, die to a trio of bandits who hit for 1-4 damage total after calculation, in a game where players began with 30 HP.
I almost bought some old AD&D books for myself as a christmas present
That's a pretty annoying mechanic

whaddup yoo

I know. Bye.

>he doesnt even understand the picture that he posted of his waifu is based off of pics of mugi that similiar which came after the doujinshi Kuroiro Jikan Black Time
>he doesn't even kniw the sup Mugi meme
the state of these threads.

of course i do
but if you're in the US i can more easily make my country seem more relevant to you with some history
we colonised large parts of the US and founded New York City (which we called New Amsterdam until the brits took it)
we also fought against the brits alongside you and were the first to acknowledge the US

See you around

Nothing you?

Regretting the turkish bread I ate. Chilli caused mucho pain.
Yeah, a lot of ADnD is very... realistic. Martial classes are basically boned.

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That sounds like me. But I was using some really unlucky dice back then
Didn't know about you guys founding NYC
Texas just got to fight with Mexico, and had a lot of Germans early on.

Nice butte

What so bad about sleeping early?
Niiice!
Dude, workout. Treat your body like a temple
You're welcome! What's up?

i don't actually know much about what Germany's done
i only know about the UK, Netherlands, and Portugal because those 3 countries were the major naval powers of the world at that time

it wouldn't be so bad if it didn't go further back every day
soon enough i'll be sleeping at 4pm and waking up at midnight

Actually it's a slap in your faces to take it and rename it after one of their own cities
My sleep schedule uses flips every other few days
What class do you usually prefer to play?
Thanks, I agree. Nice Waifu

My system is designed for beginners, with a focus on ease and fun rather than realism.
One of the group betrayed the party for literally no reason.

Skill monkeys. You can get through a lot by asking questions.
Yet you confused Mako. It may be too complicated ;^)

I once got betrayed by a dm because I didn't fall for his trick. Everyone took went for a swim with some women, but I assumed they were up to no good (they were) and when some bandits came out of the woods to steal their armor and supplies they took my ears as retaliation for not falling for the good looking women.
>Mfw

HASHIRE SORI YOO

Please, it's Mako. Anything more complicated than a simple stickshift is too complicated.
See, that's a bad GM. Oh, lemme join you in..
>tfw no Louise padoru

Forever and ever

KAZE NO YOU NI
At least it wasnt character creation in Traveller.

Why is her ear pointy?

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Can't say I ever played Traveller

Rip my dude

TSUKIMIHARA WO

oopz

You can literally die in creation.
PADORU PADORU

Is late go sleep

Yuh buddy Christmas is soon

Thanks my dood
Welcome back

Cute

Begone annoying white line above red.

Hello heretic, ready to be purged?

Also help it's been awhile and I don't know who's who anymore

no u
Only if you're ready to be booped

youtu.be/DNmw1tKnXBY

You've lost that right, now only Rory has permission to boop

what
how
It's 11 pm!
I'll @ you when I have a free slot in one of the campaigns
Always happy to help! Homu heresied to Yuri, but other than that, I can't think of any recent changes.

My dude it's still late and you have shit to do

Its one of the rolling conditions. And its fairly late in creation as well.
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Well that's too bad
Of course:)

Like what?
Besides that, I'm up with my family, I basically get to go to bed when they do.
It's good to see you again though
That is one of the dumbest things ever

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What did he say?

Faggot, why you heresy