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let me guess, diabetes?

Looks like life threw you a curveball-)

Damn! I cant beleive you went through with it. And just before Christmas like you wanted. Congrats I guess.

Is what you expected? Any pain?

Who did your surgery Rawlings Athletics?

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Remember next time you get laid
Cover your stump before you hump

The fucks that OP?

>Rawlings Athletics
youtube.com/watch?v=UsjoFZEwAyI

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You have an amazing opportunity to get a cool ironic tattoo
Btw there are chicks out there into disability, I was in a motorcycle accident and I fucked uo my arm and that's actually how I landed a gf for the the first time ever.

Thanks m8 I cant beleive I did it either

Its as awesome as I expected. got released yesterday and Im at my parents now for Christmas break. Loving the reactions thus far. Itll be even better this weekend when everyone is here.

Its still really sore but nothing too bad.

No seriously what even is this
Pls explain

Dubs have spoken you should Tattoo a penis head on it and Hump the Stump in Old English

OP's been making threads about wanting his leg amputated here for a while. Looks like the sick bastard finally did it.

pls OP, are you one of those BDD people?? Or bid or bed or whatever

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DUBS HAVE SPOKEN AGAIN THIS CONTRACT IS SEALED

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I still think you're crazy but good for you. How did you botch the leg to get them to amputate?

Yes

Preciate it

I did the dry ice method someone here reccomended.

BWAAHAHAHHAA

Wait did OP fuck his leg up to force them to amputate or is there some gook clinic in thailand that'll do this shit for 100 bucks

At least you'll get oxycodone for the rest of your life if you want

Any trouble from the doctors or law enforcement?

Upside, you can finally try Magnum's.

OP can we turn this shit into an AMA?

Why the fuck would you do that on purpose?

There are people with real disability that would want to kill you

What dry ice method are you on about?

When will it grow back?

ok, you're half way there now kill yourself worthless pos.

You should get a job at footlocker

Former

No cops but doctors asked me a ton of questions and sent social workets who knew something was off but I didnt give them anything. Helps my story its been cold af at home too.

Sure. Ask whatever you like.

I have a real disability too now lol

Freezing and killing tissue by soaking my former limb in dry ice.

Does your tallywhacker look longer?

Would you like to become a secret shopper at IHOP?

This is pretty fucking wild, OP. Dunno why this is so exciting for me.

You going to collect disability now or something? If so, seriously fuck you.

Do you have your leg displayed on a shelf?

How will you walk? Do you plan to get crutches, prosthetics, wheelchair, etc?

Infection?

I hope you stump your toe after stepping on a lego

Mean I like pancakes.

Its understandable. maybe you have a slight desire to become an amputee yourself

Lol no

Doubtful.

Crutches

are you a fat fuck? I can't imagine why a normal healthy person would dream of crippling themselves just for other people's pity, now when people see you they'll just quickly look away
fucking sad m8

Is this an attempt at pity sex from weird women?

I’m willing to sacrifice a hand for a robot hand. Fuck that would be cool

fuck yeah it would

It's a real disorder tho, look it up. Something about neural pathways not forming completely, making a person believe a limb isn't actually apart of them.

Like the opposite of phantom limb

Everyone want to be special, OP made it happen, now he will stand out from the rest! well... not stand.

I'm trying so hard to think of an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.

Timestamp or bullshit.

Looks like OP doesn't have a leg to stand on, guys.

Oh lord!

What are u gonna name the stump?

>OP has no legs
>posts a picture of Rin
Welp, you tried.

there are plenty of kids in syria or cambodia with missing limbs, OP just lacks any actual distinguishing talents/skills/characteristics to feel comfortable in modern society so he has to resort to becoming a literal deformity to gain attention from first world normies who couldn't give a fuck either way

come on man :( OP i feel bad for you

>kids in syria or cambodia
We are talking about real people here

>he has to resort to becoming a literal deformity to gain attention

>come on man :( OP i feel bad for you

You Lose

>kids in syria or cambodia
>implying anyone cares about sandniggers

>Freezing and killing tissue by soaking my former limb in dry ice.
Explain? I've been trying to find a way to get rid of my penis

No. Ive just felt like this since I was young.

No but I wouldnt turn it down given the chance lol

Thank you!

Obliged

Its just my stump for now. What do you think I should name it?

Dont feel bad. Im the happiest Ive ever been.

legit just spat water all over my keyboard fuck you

congrats OP. now you can play video games and shitpost on Sup Forums for the rest of your life. i envy you

cambodia is in southeast asia you uneducated fuck
this is why trump won

Just Cant win at an asskicking contest

As someone with a real fucking disability this is appalling. I've been deaf since I was 11 years old. I have friends that are missing limbs. The fact that anyone would willingly cripple themselves is fucking outrageous. Do you have any idea what I'd do to be able to hear again? You are fucking pathetic.

Now that you've had it amputated, what do you like about it?

shouldnt you be writing in brail or someshit

they call me skippy

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

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Thats blind people dipshit

Can't hear SHIT NIGGA

Trips desu, user-chan

Please, dont take it so personally. I did what I had to.

The stares and attention mostly. But really, its just all of it. Hard to put in words

Go cry in analog

But hey, Ive got to get going to sleel tonight. I'll be back soon with anither thread though.

You will get up on the right foot tomorrow OP

are you the same guy who said he never wanted to have kids cause they might be deaf

dude you're really fixated on your disability, learn to paint or something ffs

You just put it in fuckin words!
The attention, you did it to get attention LOL
Dude you could have gotten attention just wearing a funny hat or something you retard!

HAHAHAHA

Looks like someone escaped from /lgbt/ again

are you gonna get a cool prosthetic that's stronger/faster than a normal leg but proportionally more awkward to use

I'm not trans, just trying to make myself the ultimate cuck

looks like someone escaped from africa again

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Nah that wasn't me

Lemme guess you didnt hear about it either

Wait, than how could you type this, hmm?!?

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Yesssss nigga Warhammer 40K

Wait...you actually wanted to lose your leg?? I lost my right leg above the knee from a traumatic accident earlier this year. Being an amputee fucking sucks. I hate everything about it. Why the fuck would anyone volunteer for this??

horrifying

Stimpy the Stump

Op is a legend now

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How did that happen

And so does OP, dumbass. Just because it's rare or you've never heard of BIID doesn't mean he's wrong.

Its a very rare neurological disorder where people can feel a limb, perceiving it as a foreign object. The best and most effective way to feel normal is to get rid of the limb.