What's your most autistic moment with a girl? In general?

What's your most autistic moment with a girl? In general?

>Be 15 year old me
>Also super nerd, and actually autistic (got my Asperger's diagnose at 22). Did lot of stupid, cringy shit.
>Before I got my diagnosis I was super awkward and shy. Would look away and laugh whenever someone talked to me
>Girl in 9th grade showed interest in me all year. Complimenting my cap that I wore every day and stupid shit
>Never got the hint, kept looking away and laughing every time she approached me
>One day my non-autistic friend told me she liked me and that I should make a move
>instabonerthisismychance.txt
>approach her during school lunch
>Since I knew she also liked video games I thought it would be funny to use that
>activate sperg mode!
>I literally jumped like Mario all the way to her and say "I'mmah " with Mario's voice, "Want to be-a my princess-a?" (this sounds even worse in Swedish)
>Any attraction that she felt towards me until then disappeared as much as her blood in her face
>Expression of disgust, and then she starts laughing at me

I was already bully target #1 before that, but I probably lost my chance to lose my virginity during my teens right there.

At least I live a normal life now, and I've had great success with girls since I got to learn about my condition, but damn... I can't stop cringing every time I think back on my childhood.

Damn bro. U somthin else

>At least I live a normal life now, and I've had great success with girls since I got to learn about my condition
Go on

Not sure what more there is to say. I have a job, a girlfriend and whenever I sperg out it's very minor things like how I won't let something go until it's resolved.

shared my stories yesterday, willing to share them again if anyone wants to read em
> be me
> be 14
> friends of parents have hot daughter
> she's 15, shy and is not allowed to date by her dad
> dad is redneck psycho
> be at her place for dinner with family
>"user wanna come up to my room and listen to music?"
> her dad realizes i'm too much of a faggot to do anything to his daughter so he's cool with it
> go upstairs and sit on her bed, she puts on music and sits next to me.
> never been in a girls bedroom at this point, didn't realize that girls actually can have all pink bedrooms
> she moves closer next to and says something about the music
> put her hand on top of mine
> spaghetti everywhere, already hard as a rock
> she tries to kiss me, i freak out and just leave
> walk home without saying anything to anyone
> never speak to her again

You can never beat me faggot.
I don't legit have autism but this moment has me doubting that every day.
>be me
>lil kiddo
>back in 5th and 6th grade
>I am tallest guy
>tallest girl is almost equally tall
>a mixture of alt scene and the always cheerful type, really weird
>she is sitting with a really fat guy named george
>george is fucking disgusting, he was thrice as wide as anyone else and once rubbed his bare arse on me
>I have more horror stories for those interested, really weird dude, once again
>the chick notices his subnormal appeal and decides to move her seat once she gets the chance
>sits next to me
>I have the habit of trying to make friends with everybody
>we both get friends thanks to my smooth and unique behavior :^)
>hang out with her like with my other friends
>other friends often hang with their friends respectively, and not with me
>alt/cheer girl never does this as she only has one female friend
>everytime I show up she immedeatly shows exclusive interest to me
>what is dating
>I didn't even notice that I liked her romantically too, I was fresh out of the "ew girls" mode
>we two hang out in breaks 100%
>stop spending time with other friends altogether
>she confesses to me towards end of the 6th grade that she once fell in love with me
>she plays it off like it was in the past, cunning strategy to see how I would react
>I'm just confused and tell myself that she's retarded
Cont is where I'll ruin this...

lurking

>be me
>meat grill
>hit it off
>we make love
>realize she’s my hand
>call her a whore
>she cheated on me with my brother

another one

> be me 16
> in new high school in different town
> still live in small village where i went to previous school
> have phone numbers of some cute girls i went to school with
> only girls i can get with since they don't believe i am gay
> living a double-life at this point in time
> text girls the weirdest things
> i could be in those cringe threads of betas messaging hot girls on facebook
> basically trying to sext with them
> they all think i'm weird
> don't understand what i'm doing wrong

> one day hit up cute emo chick, lets call her "L"
> we hit it off, text a lot, all night and day really, get really into the sexting, talking about how she'd suck me off etc
> never met her in real life, always pussied out of meeting her
> one time i work up the courage to go to her house
> buff jock dude opens the door
> it's her new bf
> "sorry user, too late"
> he closes the door in my face
> mfw he knew about the texts

cont.
>one day
>be last day before summer break
>shit tier school decides to make it a sports event for the entire school
>outside
>in the summer
>I was never the most athletic, so I just stand outside the arena with other hundreds of spectators
>but she's there so it's ok
>we talk trough the entire event about things
>possibly trough her urging to talk about it we somehow get to the topic of romantic love
>I slip in "I'm already taken"
>she goes full detective conan trying to figure out who it is
>autismo has deceived her though, as there is no real answer
>I planned to confess to her right there
>but my mindset is still fucked up thanks to school and how it's faction system works
>so I decide not to play that card after all
>I'm currently with my thoughts elsewhere anyway
>I really gotta pee and this shit tier event doesn't have toilets
>one more hour to go
fast forward one hour
>event is end
>our team wins because we're the coolest
>I speed in the general direction of my home to relieve myself on a toilet
>alt/cheer chick stops me
>ohno.jpg
>hugs me
>a solid ten seconds of hug
>already embarassed because my mind is still too fucked up to grasp the concept of romance
>she holds me close and asks in the most sincere voice ever
>"What if I still love you?"
>I turn around and walk off without a word
>youthinkTHAT'sautistic?.jpg
>I feel bad after the first ten steps, but still have to go to toilet
>turn around to run up to her
>I do the most autistic shit ever
>"Just so you know, I'm just leaving because I have to pee"
>she nods sadly and turns around, continuously looking down at her phone, possibly asking her only friend for advice on what the fuck just happened to me
>I walk away, thinking that I resolved the situation like a genious

I spent the rest of those holidays getting over how much of a retard I am.
Don't worry, I got heavy karma later when the same thing was done to me by the girl of my dreams :^)

damn dude, much autismo in this one, really enjoyed it though

I think the fact that your autism was literally visible to her dad so much that he couldn't think in all of his paranoid dreams of you even wanting to do anything to his daughter should have been a big ass red flag to you.

Thanks.
Also what I wanted to add but didn't have enough type left is that I've by now become friends with george, so at least there's that.

God damn OP. I mean, I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome and Tourettes when I was 2 so was growing up with the knowledge of my retardation.

>missing the chance to get dick from an autistic kid thinking he's mario
why live?

Okay I was out of high school here but
>Around 20 working at shithole pizza joint
>Girl shows genuine interest in me
>Literally too pussy to do anything about it
>2 years of her flirting with me finally tell her I like her koz I'm drunk at work
>We hang out a couple time outside work see movies play vidja and shit, not dating tho
>She tells me her parents aren't home and to come over one day
>Go over (it's around Christmas @ this point)
>We drink a little while hanging out on the couch
>She brings me to her room and shows me how comfortable her bed is
>Tells me she feels slightly tipsy from 1 drink (lie) and is sorry for being so flirty
>Literally just decide in my head that I'm leaving for no reason
>As I'm leaving she leans for a kiss, but I deflect and give hug
> Leave without banging or anything
>Couple days later she quits without notice and gives me a text about just being friends etc.
>TFW could have lost my virginity at 22 but too pussy
At least I'm not a virgin anymore though

>be 18
>fat guy but still kinda handsome
>sort of cool with good amount of friends
>zero confidence with girls though, so never even try
>be on schoolies (look it up if you don't know it)
>one girl (bit of a qt, maybe a 6, 7 on a good day) that 3 or 4 of my friends all competing to get with her
>i basically ignore her
>she keeps flirting with me and ignoring all my friends
>be completely oblivious to flirting
>even goes as far as licking my face a couple times
>still oblivious because why would a girl flirt with me?
>finally realise years later that she was into me
>could've sucked on her big titties and pounded the vag if i wasn't so fucking retarded

don't worry there are more stories

> be me
> be 15
> beta emo faggot
> on the spectrum
> sit next to cute 8/10 emo chick in history class
> puts her hand on my thigh and moves up towards my dick
> from flaccid to diamonds in under 0,00001 seconds
> slap her hand of my leg and shout "don't tough my dick i'm gonna cum" at the top of my voice
> immediately feel the shame rush over me
> everyone laughs
> she thinks it's cute
> keeps doing shit like that to me to embarrass me throughout the year
> switch schools next year

This one just hurts to read. I'm so, so sorry.

> everyone laughs
> she thinks it's cute
Win
shut up

thought you were going to pee on her when she hug

>be me in middle school
>summer night, go to a baseball with friends
>walking around the stadium when we run into a group of girls from our school
>all pretty hot, one a 9 out of 10
>friends strike up conversation and I stay in the back because I'm awkward as fuck
>eventually feel like trying to say something
>9/10 girl- "you know, there's a lot of hot guys at this game tonight"
>I fucking open my mouth
>"haha, yeah I know what you mean"
Dead silence. Everyone looks at me.
>oh, wait, um, I'm not gay. "
Dead silence
>both our group and theirs part ways without saying a word

No, but I got my first erection right that moment :^)

Damn, she would have probably taken all her pent up sexual frustration on you.. but I'm sure you fully realis now what you have lost out on.

she is an actual model these days, still doesn't have a bf for all i know, see her every now and then when i visit home town. Never dared to talk to her/still avoid her even though it's been 10-ish years

got a similar story

> be me
> new school
> be 16
> my awkward behaviour when it comes to sex and girls has led everyone to believe that i am actually gay
> girls want me to be their gay bff
> not actually gay but play along with it
> one day cute girls sits in my lap during recess
> diamonds.png
> "user? are you having a boner, OMG!"
> said it's because i saw a cute guy walk past
> she runs up to him and tells him i fancy him
> go along with it because i don't want to be embarrassed
> get my ass kicked after school by him and his friends for being a massive faggot
>mfw i was hard while they kicked my ass
> mfw i am going to have to pretend to be gay all trough high-school and get my ass kicked
> mfw i don't have a face

i take everything back
you are the most asexual autist I have ever heard of
You would just have had to say "I'm not gay after all" and swim in pussy.

kek

>Meet girl on tinder
>Drive an hour to meet her
>Date is disaster she was vegan and we went to a sub shop that had like all meat
>End up going to a starbucks
>She was super left and I am right leaning
>Some how get in to politics
>Thinking I just want to wrap it up and go home
>She wants to come over to my place
>"Oh shit really"
>Drive an hour back to my place, at the time renting from asian guy and living in basement
>Have alcohol at my place but shes like 19 so I don't break it out
>Load up that horror movie Pandorum
>Never done netflix and chill so think I am suppose to make moves after the movie
>At the end she seems pissed and wants to go home
>Silent car ride all the way back
>Never see her again
>Spent 4 hours driving that day and I hate driving

That was probably a 1 in a million tinder match, plus she is like the only chick that ever texted me first on there.

I actually have the tinder chat saved if any one cares to see em

That wasn't autistic at all user

Yes, please.

>be me 15 in last year of middle school in JPN
>I had a crush on the same girl for 2 straight years
>friends know about crush
>parents tell me I'm moving back to states soon
>tell friends and panic
>friends tell me to ask crush out before I leave
>get cocky and said of course
>friends keep on trying to make me tell her
>last day of school and in the gym
>teachers are telling us to study and shit
>me and my crush lock eyes like 5 times
>maybeascore.jpg
>I wanted this to happen and had high hopes of going out
>during recess I chicken out 5 times and friends tell me to go A$AP
>I go by myself
>she was playing soccer with her friend and the ball conveniently rolled over to me
>pick up the ball all confident and ask her if I could tell her something
>second we lock eyes nothing comes out of my mouth
>spaghetti be fallin'
>silence.mp3
>in my head eminem's lose yourself is on repeat
>I tell her in the most autistic way possible
>I..... I just need to say this because if I don't say this I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life!...
>her face be WAHTTHEFUCK.avi
>i, i always liked yo......
>she's looking at me like she's looking at a condom filled with vomit
>shut the fuck up and run back to my friends
>tell them what happened and theg all laughed
>mfw love of my life broke my heart in 10 sec.
Still can't forget her.
Might not have been funny to ya'll but it's the sadest thing that has ever happened to me
Pls feel me someone

What's wrong with what you said? Was it the "I'm gonna regret it"-part?

Kys faggot

You should just have waited for her response. This was shocking for her too, even if she liked you.
And even if she didn't, people are more sincere about this than you'd expect, she'd have told you in a caring manner that she doesn't like you the way you do and not laughed at you. If she did, her friends would have fucking murdered her for being such an asshole.

How did you go about getting diagnosed? I've suspected that i'm on the spectrum for a long time, before that i just believed my mother's assertion that i was just special.

Help i'm 24 and desperate at this point.

See, I was moving and was on the last day of school and if I didn't say it now I wouldn't have another chance and so on and so on

Yeah, I came to realize that after i came back to the US thats why im still dragging this around with me 1X years later

>esponse. This was shocking for her too, even if she liked you.
>And even if she didn't, people are more sincere about this than you'd expect, she'd have told you in a caring manner that

Might be different in the U.S, but here in Sweden I just went to my health center and said "I suspect I might have Aspergers and want a check-up on that", and then I got a referral to a psychologist and 1½ month later I had my diagnosis.

6-7 meetings overall, with different tests to do and talks.

Fucked up formating. Does anyone know why Sup Forums does this from time to time? Quote stuff I havenät copy-pasted at all.

It's okay man, in our hearts we're all retarded, it's just the human nature.

What kind of tests? Legit curious.
If the text's selected when you open a reply box it copies it automatically.

IQ tests, social tests (like where you get a social situation written down and you respond how you would tackle it, and tests where you got to see two similar images right after one another and write down any differences you could see.

Any chance you just have anxiety and a history of separation, geographical or otherwise, which resulted in some odd behaviors that you've unconsciously convinced yourself to fit those of someone on the spectrum because an ill trained "psychologist" wanted to get to lunch early?

After I realized that I realized that I crushed my one and only true love forever with my own hands. No lie, I can still see her face sometimes
Thank Sup Forumsro. Still can't get over it but ppl like you always help :)

Doubt that, it was a very thorough investigation.

I know that feeling Sup Forumsro
I still remember my one love from highschool.
The first time I really got to know what love was. I'm pretty good at drawing, but I can never again draw as good as I did when I drew her. It looked lifelike, perfect. She was the cutest little thing in the world.
But then she just fucked off to another city and got really pissed whenever I talked to her.
It wasn't even looking that bad, we were already really close and flirty, but she just stopped. I still don't know what devil drove her, but at rare times I still get a little emotional about it with myself.

No harder feel Sup Forumsro

Same guy. We just have to cope wit it sometimes. Maybe were the unlucky ones. But the best thearapist is ur self

>But the best thearapist is ur self
this

Ok guy imma sign off now thx for all the support. Hope I can use this exp. in the future. Stay stronv Sup Forumsros.....

>crush on girl from school for like 2 years
>everyone always told me she likes me too
>one of her friends sometimes told me to do something, and that she really likes what i wear and stuff
>never made a move
>suddenly she has my number from somewhere
>we start chatting
>get along pretty well i guess
>awkward in conversation, no idea what to talk about
>chatting gets less and less
>after some more chatting and a few times of meeting each other irl she blocks me out of nowhere

this is where the advanced autism starts

>instead of just getting over her, buy prepaid sim
>send her half a page of text how in dont understand why she blocked me and stuff
>"you can block me if you hate me, but i wont accept any other reason"
>she tells me she likes me but wants to break off contact
>"k then bye"

and this is the reason i still cant really start new relationships, friendships, and conversation with strangers

>5
>in kindergarten
>birdshit on slide
>dont want to be a pussy that doesnt slide
>but also digusted by the birdshit
>idea
>slide down while standing
>able to slide past the birdshit
>then fall head first into the sandpit
>mouth full of sand and stones
>even more disgusting than birdshit on clothed
>cry and puke everywhere
>no more playtime, had to sit on a bench for 3 hours

>she tells me she likes me but wants to break off contact
ask her why, be there for her
you fucknut

>implying i didnt
she made some shit about rumors up
she probably just wanted to get rid of me without directly hurting my feelings

>wants to get rid of you because of sociality
>but likes you
jeez, how immature can a person be?

we were both like 17, she was a weeaboo and couldnt write a sentence without one of the following
>xD
>ugu
>q.q
>owo
and so on

she was immature af, and i knew that

Sorry for long wait, just got back from gym
I thought she was a bot at first since I never had a girl message first
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I know a couple of dudes who have full blown psychoses who also believe this

Fucking lol m8