Walk into bedroom

>walk into bedroom
>see this
What do you do?

How many times have I told you, no pets on the bed, now get back in your cage.

lick the ass
then fuck the ass nd cream it

I’d think to myself “God damn it.. first Taylor Swift and now this thing.” And proceed to warp out of existence.

Eat ass and pussy, then fuck pussy and proceed to breed it by cumming deeply and multiple times.

Beat nigger to death. If they find out that I have been having sex before I kill her then its premeditated murder. If I walk in and see her then kill her. Its a lesser charge if any.

lick le feet

move out immediately, this is like the 10th time this has happened and I'm not going to keep living in an apartment where random sluts, traps, and celebrities keep breaking in and laying in my bed

Eat her ass, then fuck her till my cum is pouring out of her.

Fill her with my slave master BWC

Kek

I turn 360° and run away from negros

Pull my dick out open hand smack the fuck out of that right ass cheek and start jackhammering Her Pussy with 3 fingers while i pump and tug on my dick praying it’ll get hard

...

>360°
>run away
r u retarded?

>Ring IKEA Ask if they've fired any Employees
>who're extremely adept at Assembling Tables
>because someone broke into my house and put
>a black table on my bed this is not funny

turn around and walk away

start assessing my possessions to see what she stole already.

Tell her to get her ass back in that field and pick my cotton before I get the branding iron.

Eat the booty like groceries.

>the joke
>newfag