How do you approach a girl like this at a party?

how do you approach a girl like this at a party?

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Stop this tread nigger

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Just get drunk and go ask her for ciggarettes.

Grab her by the cunt and say "you're mine"

Smile and joke. Just treat them like they were your friend from before and make no attempt to hide that youre attracted to them.

>how do you approach a girl like this at a party?
with your dick out

She's not that good looking, I'd ignore her and look for some better looking pussy

why are you asking an anime image board about girls?

This is Sup Forums you silly cunt

Go up to her and say "Why yes, I do enjoy cock. And if you had one, we could share."

>implying I would approach anyone ever

>become Donald Trump
>watch as they let you grab them by the pussy
>profit

hey bby u wan sum fuk?

"You're t-shirt is wrong. It's supposed to say Coke not Co- oh."

lol'd

she's probably really into coke. or you can try MDMA or pot or something

You don't, girls like that are why the hepatitis c cure cost $84k

with a knife and you stab her to death

>Hi, do you enjoy cock?
>If answer is yes, then you have your in.
>If no, then she's probably some kind of foreigner that thought it said Pepsi, so you still have a chance.

Buy her a coke

From behind, gaffer tape at the ready

"I just read what's written on your T-shirt. What a funny coincidence: I have a cock!"

With a fistful of dollars

Srop being a pussy

Are you out of your mind? She's gorgeous.

The reason I'd ignore her is because she's probably a disease-ridden skank and is advertising it.

You dont sh’s too old.

Or all the guys think so, and she's never had a cock.

Nice shirt, but I prefer pepsi

The same way you would any other girl

>how do you approach a girl like this at a party

From behind, with a chloroform soaked rag.

this would probably work

Nice shirt, but I prefer pussy.

This could also work depending on your deliverance

With a knife

and that would be?

Wtf is that?

Wear too much cologne
Be a total faggot

Chicks like that are always into complete faggots that wear too much cologne.


Honestly she is probably a cunt and talking to her would be so shit that it wouldn't be worth it just to fuck her. A fat average chick's pussy feels identical.

cornstarch

salty woman hating wizard confirmed

she's a slut, say "hi, wanna fuck?"

She's going to look you right in the eye and say, "it's your, not you're"

that way you get the consent issue out of the way ;)

Walk over with a can of coke and go "well shit, this is awkward"

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You forgot to quote every other post in the thread.

Thats pretty much the easiest way to start a conversation
Picked up a few girls that wa

RApe hER : )

With cocaine

The only real answer here

I wouldn't. I live in Sweden so she is like a 3..

Asj her if she likes memes from 2009

Not all women. Just dumb cunts that bitch about men being jerks and constantly get fucked over by their boyfriends then just continue dating the same kind of asshole over and over

Its like, how the fuck are we supposed to feel bad for your retarded ass. Stop being a retard and dating the same type over and over or shut the fuck up.

And they NEVER have anything interesting or not completely self absorbed to say. More average chicks are nearly always more fun to hang with and are 100% of the time better in bed. Also this type of chick will cheat, every time. Never fails. I have buddies that date chicks like this and every single time, the chick cheats.

I will stick to fucking 7s and 8s that are cool and far more likely to be faithful.

Hitting her in the face with a beer bottle.

All of Sup Forums including is an anime image board newfag

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this man knows what he's talking about.

is this more to your liking?

Too old

She has chlamydia, I'd stay far away and talk to another girl

Far left would bang inshallah.

I feel like making another joke about the state of Sweden is redundant at this point. You know where you are and whats wrong.

this man is right

Nope, I like young blonde ones. Not the "new" imported ones

here's your (you)

Curtsy, raising my short skirt enough that she can see my raging but neglected erection straining to break out of my tiny, pink, pre-cum stained panties. Explain that mistress makes me beg strangers for my orgasms. Hand her the leash attached to my collar and tell her I'll do literally anything to be allowed to cum.

she is collared ... so first ask her Master for permission to talk to her