Where is the strangest place you’ve masturbated

Where is the strangest place you’ve masturbated.

In my butt.

roof of my house

Some random trainstation at 3am.

In my carrier I've masturbated in: hotels, trains wc, workplace, school (as a student, not a perv,) university, forest, in the snow, balcony, in the sea

I've masturbated on an actual carrier, USS Intrepid.

Same

Also on top of my old HS

Somewhere in a forest

I masturbated in a theater watching Chewbacca die as the Falcon exploded in TLJ

BY THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE FUCKIN HARDEES!!!

In my friend's room, while he was sleeping.

No you didn't
Straight trash

Next to my sister as she slept

In an old cellar

Elementary school while working as an aide, mind you this was in high school and I just discovered jacking off so that shit was like dopamine on demand.

>this was in high school and I just discovered jacking off

You did not learn to wank until you were in High School?

I was jacking off when I was 8 years old.

along the side of a road
school bathroom

I remember beating off in an airplane on a group trip to the Bahamas. It was cramped.

you know that building that was used as the stock exchange in dark knight? it's across the street from the real stock exchange, and is usually empty and abandoned, except for the occasional special event in that front room

there's far more to it than that though, there's a labyrinth of abandoned areas, rooms, and halls and a few of them lead between there and the apartment building next to/on top of it, and a select few workers have the master keys that can get you in through the back
so i've stood in the middle of that front room and just gone to town.

it used to be a bank, so there's these giant vault doors, really really big from the original building because they're too big to remove.. well i've fapped in those vaults too

In the car on a roadtrip with my little brother right next to me and a qt family friend beside him
They were asleep and my mom was driving
Did it under a blanket

standing up, into a urinal, in highschool

...

main branch of my public library

Kevin Spaceys Office chair. #metoo

Masturbated using a pair of goggles in the back of the car while my parents were driving.

Earth

fapped at empty soccer stadium at 2 in the morning

I was staying at a hotel with my family one time and I just had the urge, but my dumb ass wasn't yet smart enough to go to the bathroom to take care of business. So, I just turned my back to my sister (we shared a bed) and just went at it. I have no idea how I didn't get caught to this day. I was looking at porn too.

I've also masturbated in a church bathroom and in class in High School one time just to see if I could. I was in the very back, the lights were off, and everyone was transfixed on the board, so I just went to town and busted all over the floor.

in the pool while staring at my sister

Off the back of a yacht in South of France

During English class in middle school. Fully got away with it.

Afghanistan

Some more.

Kek

Today right in front of a female Friend of mine - she was wearing a VR Headset and will never know. It felt funny seeing her looking right in my direction while I came. .

stranger´s girl ass (yeah in the train)

Story please

when I was in 3rd grade and in class, rubbing a pencil over my dick

Jacking it at 8?

She came over to my place and she did want to play with my Oculus. I let her play Batman because I knew she will be into it for like an hour. At first I tried wave and everything but she really couldn't see me. So I slowly started to rub my dick, got it outside after a while. After everything went well I started to really jerk it and came like 2 steps away from her face. She didn't notice it. but it was exciting as hell

>At work
>In a forest

School roof

Next time record it please!!

Whenever I get a female Uber or lyft I just ask her take a longer route and Jerry off into her cup holders

Oh yeah and while swimming in a pond. Almost forgot that one.

Christian?

juvie cell, first night

My first job was at a place called Hobby Lobby. Would jack off in the handicap stall and cum on the safety rails. I was weird when I was 18 lol

Bridge, on board merchant vessel, tanker

outside of the bathroom door while peeking my dad taking a shower

Cameron?

I jacked off in a top secret facility.

ama

It’s odd to see how many others have done this. I got drunk off tequila at 17 and climbed to top of school roof. Thought I’d show the school what I thought of it. It was north Salem high

Mom's car :(

At dinner with my wife, her sister and her mom. Tablecloth draped over pretty far and table was high. Shot a load on her sisters foot. She 100% thought their dog came up and slimed her foot with his tongue.

Pretty much everywhere on board, also jebel Ali custom's office

At school, during class.

In the middle of the courtyard in front of the church at Stanford. Kneeling in that big brick circle on the ground, looking up at the stained glass.

Drove in a one man army vehicle in Iraq doing route clearance. Would be my dick while driving about 3 times each 8 hour mission. Came on the back of my kneepad all year.

Iraqis would see me and just be fucking bewildered.

I fucked an air jet in the middle of a huge pool at a resort in Puerto Rico

I used to clean pools.
I got to this house
I was horny
Jerked off on side of house next to AC condenser

lying down on snowy forest in middle of the night. just felt the urge to. idk y

In a guard tower at a nuclear missile storage site in Germany. Opened the electrical panel, blew nut inside, then just closed it up. Finished my shift with a lot less stress.

In the woods after taking a shortcut on the way to a friend's house

A train station in St. Etienne, France. Missed a train, was drunk and horny and it was quiet so had a wank in the disabled bogs.

In class when I was in first grade. Girl tells the teacher and I said "I had an itch"

School

at the beach on new year's eve

Snowden is that you??

I laughed and I lost

it's all coming back. i also fapped on a bus returning home and came on the door of a van when i got off

I worked in an office with my boss, a partner and a hot secretary who was very unkind with me.

A weekend I had to stay at the office due to she had forgot let me some documents the day before. I finished my work and I started fapping me looking at her photos on FB,

When I was about to cum, I took the soup in women WC and did it inside it.

Next momday I was looking forward to seeing her washing her hands with my esence,

Honda dealership and CVS

into my bosses computer.
Took it home,
looking for wins on the drive,
found wife bikini pics
and porn stash
rub a dub dub
and shot into the open case under the desk..

>When I was about to cum, I took the soup in women WC and did it inside it.

Seriously?

When the fuck did we start washing our faces with soup?

My office bathroom while my employee insisted I let her watch.

restaurant bathroom, plane (several times), inside my mouth

I didn’t like it very much and stopped being flexible enough to do it

When i was working at a movie theater I masturbated behind the Imax screen up on a bannister thing

School office

parking lot of a best buy. i was like 15 or so, and my mom and sister had to go buy something in some crafts store (which is why i said best buy, i dont remember the store but i remember it was next to best buy)

the parking lot was pretty full and the car was surrounded with empty ones so i busted one out quick while they shopped. funny enough i busted just in time to pull down my shirt and cover up as they were rounding the back of the car to get in. couldve ended badly

On the podium of a church

>>be 16, just learned to drive
>>Take little sister to piano practice at some ladies house.
>>Only an hour, didnt want to drive back to pick her up so I wait in Minivan.
>>Getting bored
>>Macguyver mode activate,
>>Find best location in van, most hidden.
>>calculate probible angles someone might see me from the house windows.
>>Tie Towels together and hang them up in spots.
>> FAP FAP FAP
>>I honestly forget what I came into, Kleenex? I forget what I did with it.
>>Sister comes back, "Whhhhaaats happening"

CVN 77 here

Probably in the middle of class when I was in middle school.
>Be in 5th grade.
>Be one of those kids who learned to masturbate too early.
>Got horny in the middle of class for no reason.
>Rub erection against side of my leg.
>Cum buckets.
>mfw nobody noticed because water resistant pants.

Airport bathroom

>not a perv

in a treestand while I was deer hunting...25 feet up in a tree, dropped the load over the side like a bomb

does getting a handjob on the old space needle thing that was torn down at cedar point count?

otherwise, on a boat while watching drunk girls making out with each other in the water

outside of my room

In a National Park Rangers’ lodge at Yosemite.

Kek

14 years ago as a raging hormone teenager...

Long drive home with parents. Sitting in back seat of car. Nrb. Extremely horny. Reach across through my Pocket and slowly subtly massage that sensitive bit at the underside of the head of my penis.

Load blown. Parents didnt know i think.

While driving

Ross dressing room. Into the jeans I was trying on

Me

Did this once too... Also a comedian brought it up as how he explained male libido to a woman...

Now im curious, anyone else??

i sat on some kind of stick in the middle of a crowd area, i think theres a video about it somewhere in the internet

I'm trying to understand why you don't understand my comment.

In a concrete crawlspace under the foundation of a large building. I was at work and we needed a specific part that my work mate went to retrieve from the depot. He was going to be gone for an hour and 45 minutes, so I fapped to kill time. Came in a service hatch and closed it up to hide the evidence.

In the GOtrain bathroom and gobus on ma way back from toronto

In a walk in freezer at a job I had.

Garden shed when I was locked out of my parents house.

Toilets at work.