Look who finally came out of his cave!

Look who finally came out of his cave!

FEE-FI-FO-FUM,
MOM I CAN'T SIT ON SUCH TINY ASS CHAIRS

Why does that bother me so much?

this is so awkward jesus fuck

>Why does that bother me so much?

"WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT! Holy shit a drank way to much last night, did my boy friend leave yet... god hes trash. Any way pass that the stuffing that's all I want"

Came here to post about how badly she needs to be punched in the face.

At least they all look happy to see you OP last time someone in my family actually smiled at me was when i graduated highschool

>"When are you gonna show us your girlfriend? Your brother invited his"

fuccccck stop this please

It's funny, I've had plenty of girlfriends, but never brought more than 2 home. I don't like my family asking about my dating and stuff so I just keep them in the dark.
Also it's because I've taken more than one nice Jewish girl out and being from an Italian Catholic family, it's ill advised to bring them around the family.
>"So does your family keep a crucifix in the house to point and laugh at too? Or was that just my Israeli neighbor?"

>racemixing

kek lmao, better be single at this point tbh famalam.

What kind of disgusting shit are they eating for the love of god?

The guy taking the picture is prob a fag. Look at his portion size.

but-her face

It's funny because it's the girls house/parents house dumb ass.

2010s midwest family

> everyone dressed like out of a TJ Max catalog from the early aughts
> everyone slightly overweight
>dinner served with juice and milk
> garbage food
>paper plates on "fancy" serving plates.
>mass amounts of cheap decoration
> zero taste in any decor
>milk jug on table
>not one good haircut
>cheesy potatoes
>salad with canned oranges
>more milk
>everyone had braces at some point
>low quality ham

the shitposting must continue

i suppose is a thanksgiving dinner, typical bread, ham, idk whats that yellow stuff tho

My thoughts as well. Autism level perception. However, it’s decoration, who cares if it’s cheap Christmas stuff? What, do you pay $500 for a little reef you put on the table for one dinner? Lol.

Paper plates on nice plates that’s dumb as fuck though.

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