Americans will defend this

>Americans will defend this

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How can I get me a piece of that?

guy looks like fucking keemstar

>That garbage looking Pizza
I like New York but their Pizza is a joke. Neapolitan is best Pizza.

>their pizza is a joke

hipsters gonna hipster.

I want one, looks tasty as fuck.

>their pizza is a joke

no. Been to Italy, Chicago California, etc.
They all suck.

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FUCK OFF OUR PIZZA IS GREATEST PIZZA

None beets Scotland.

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>italians literally a century behind the usa in pizza development
How can they even compete?

Its a dumb gimmick to attract some media attention and customers. What exactly is upsetting about this?

You're also America. Take pride in our cuisine faggot.

Inb4: herrderr Das taylian fud

Pic related, modern Italian cuisine.

The ingredients for your pizza come from California.
California literally shit's in your pizza... because farm spics don't wash their hands.

Also, our pizza is better than yours.

telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/7973944/Deep-fried-beer-invented-in-Texas.html

Why isn't the box made out of hamburger stuff - there is already a pizza in there.

Scotland also invented deep fried chicken.

Why would they use fucknasty palm oil instead of kosher usp vegetable glycerin?

Weaklings.

It's pretty gay if you ask me, a complete waste and abuse of corporate funds and integrity on making a little extra money by making people that much fatter, that much closer to a heart attack.

I'm not being edgy I'm just saying.

You eat shit in your country?

New York pizza is Napoli style pizza though. Pizza Margherita is the original ergo the best, all others are bastardizations.

I think it's sweet bean paste, weeaboo food.

What oriental dish is this

Chicken Tikka as well, don't let the poo in loos fool you.

>Cost of one 'pizza box': $40
Yeah, sounds like fucking Williamsburg to me

What's there to defend? I don't see the problem. If anyone is attacking this, it's because they're jealous they don't get to live in guns and burgers land.

>19:22:22 No.75462222

It may look like something else, but it's the source of our sisu.

More power to the guy, supply and demand. Thats the essence of capitalism.

Quads of mämmi truth. Great for gainz, too if you're a /fit/izen.

So you are telling me the Celts really were black after all?

God bless Texas.
What would the world do without us?

>05/29/16(Sun)08:22:22 No.75462222

How did this happen

Nah, that's Indian street poo

Based burger knows what's up.

Capitalism 1
Communism 39457

Finland's memes are dank enough to control Spacetime.

Fried chicken as you know it was invented by white Chefs in America's Southern States as well. Niggers invented nothing of mention or merit to our culinary acumen.

That's where benis memes are made.

Terve! Mina olen Suomiburger.

Wtf is sisu?

I've been to Britain, best butter chicken I ever had was in Edinburgh.

Americans will defend that because it's fucking awesome

YO DAWG

The Icelanders eats rotten sharks they buried 6-12 months, everyone else in this thread can fuck off.

Yo dog I heard yo like pizza so I made you a pizza served in a box made of pizza

Sisu is literally "guts" but means much more. An undaunting stoicism and determination when faced with unimaginable odds (like The WInter War or the 1995 IIHF Gold Game).

What are you going to do this summer due to the foie gras ban?

>tfw no Parisienne summer pâté for you when a foie gras farm is 20 miles from my house and delivers it for free

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Thank you friends, do not let these perversions deceive you

It can't be translated, but this is basically it simohayha.com/

Thanks for lutefisk and shitty meatballs swedebro!

Prego mi amici.

This is America

we take your shit and make it 100% better

you can apply this to everything, its a universal rule

>lutefisk
>Meatballs
>Not dinning like a true Swede

>rotten

some people in SEA have rotten fish dried out in the sun for days then pickled and eaten with extra sea salt.

Lutefisk is Norwegian, you uneducated swamp rat.

Surströmming is a Swedish dish made of Finnish nightmares.

Did you study in Rome perhaps?
No. You twist it and create a deformed, grotesque version of it, like the Orks in Warhammer

when i came here they tried to shove that at me as soon as i got off the plane LOL U TRY DIS MÄMMI IT LOOK LIKE PASKA :DDD

It's really not that bad if you overload it with heavy cream and sugar but it tastes like someone made cream of wheat in a pot of molasses i wouldn't make it my go-to treat

karelian pies on the other hand...

Why do you have a picture of my street?

>crusty day old lasagna is what non Yankees call "pizza"

Fuck off tourist.

>as soon as i got off the plane

A Finn talking to a stranger, ever.

Lies.

anyone here tried 2amy's pizza? That's my favorite for special occasions. Its in dc

Let me try something.


Grimaldi's is the best pizza in NYC......

NY pizza is the fucking best you nigger

Pic related needs some glasses

Someone hasn't had Detroit Style Square.

No. I lived in Lombardy for a while on a vineyard. Good times.

>that smug look on his face

Goddamn I kinda want pizza now but I also want to get back down to 12% by the end of next month.

>Cutting for summer.

Not gonna make it.

See
Cram it.

DiVincini's is the best pizza in NYC. Grimaldi's is tourist garbage.

>tfw infinite free pizza for life giving those dudes insider trading info

Most pizza shops use canned tomatoes from Italy to make all their sauces. If not, plenty of farms in New York and thr dirty Jerz to get truckloads of fresh tomatoes from.

Isn't there a pizza shop in California that imports water from New York to make their pizza? I'm 100% sure there is (or was).

Ne du finne javel jag int äta mammi.
Smaka skit gö det säkert.

Snelle du kasta skiten. :DDDDDDDD

Meatballs are the fucking god tier of food.
You fucking fatty. Keep eating your chemicals and additives, along with arsenic from thanks giving like a good goy!

A cornish pasty had a giant crust baked around it in a half moon shape. That crust was used to hold the pasty so it could be eaten. The cornish miners and later the fishermen who adopted it as their own used the crust as a handle and in the miners case disgarded as the tin on their hands was known to be toxic to consume. So well done america. Just to be flash and show off your ability to waste food Im affraid you are behind the Brit by about - ooh let me guess - your entire history in years. Congrats.

I wholeheartedly defend this. God Bless.

get out of here you chicago nigger. NY pizza for days

I will also defend this. Creative, funny, and 2x times more pizza.

It's a joke thing, it's not like pizza is expected to be a staple food.

keep eating your horsemeat french cuck. Whos Bernadotte. Shut it sand niggers bitch.

its a gimmick to get attention. its not going to get tossed in the back seat of a car and delivered like that.

Horse meat is actually really good, faggot.

Also:
>swede calling someone else a cuck

You make your own meatballs you stupid fuck so you avoid such problems you stupid fuck.
Fucking city folk I swear you are all a bunch of idiots, you stupid fuck.

I bet you don't eat the correct way either, but keep eating all that carbs brother. Sub-human filth of trash. You stupid fuck.

>Brooklyn-style pizza
So it's just a carboard box then?

Fuck I wish I was American

Yes it is but its not god tier so disputes his claim.
Im not a swede just living in a country whos IP could allude to being in Sweden depending on where 3 decides my providers server should be placed.
So fuck off you dumb Norwegian fucking nothing. The only thing you fuckers have done right is Breivik and the ocupation 40 - 45

hello

>modern Italian cuisine
naw that's a sugary spread for kids

living off the land in cuckoo land. Dont you buy your meat from ICA faggot

We just have a stupid sense of humor is all. We have a very hard time taking ourselves seriously and think doing stupid things is funny as a result.

>muh fatty meme
>muh neckbeard meme

I'm a farmer 70 miles north of Manhattan, NY. Why don't you homestead with your wife and children doing man's work?

Your meatballs are cheap ripoffs of German ones with stroganoff sauce on them for some reason... you're aware of this...right?

It's just artificial garbage, like all the Kinder products and Haribo people eat in Germany.

Side question: dirt Turks make all your candies but support the Islamic state, aren't you worried about being poisoned?

The top piece or the lid seems like a complete waste. Should have made it a stuffed cheese crust or something
Then you can serve it with some marinara dip.
Much better than a shitty piece of bread nobody will want to eat.

youtube.com/watch?v=mbH60wCO-Yw

since when does junk food represent "cuisine"?