Shitty superpower you have

Shitty superpower you have
>I can blur my vision at will

so can I you jew

bump

No idea

Everyone can do that you gay

I can crack my jaw.

i can succumb to mindnumbing depression when im bored

I can lay in bed all night and not fall asleep

I can do pretty impressive burps at command

I can bend the finger sideways

Literally delete this

why, it's kawaii

i can get my niece to suck me off

Can see the future, can't remember shit

can lick my own elbow

I can levitate over water without
drowning.

I can find blu-tac literally fucking anywhere.

contergan alot?

what

I can control my urine perfectly
For Example
>I can start to pee
>Stop
>Walk a few miles
>Continue peeing

Pics or it didnt happen

Everyone can do this

Contergan: medication with crippling sideeffects

he can also lick his elbow

don't have any

he doesnt have an elbow you tremendous faggot

i can make a really loud "clack" noise with my tounge

so bend over and hold still...

i can get dubs at will

That would be amazing banging a butterface

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When I sneeze, it smells like honey

It's true

I cannot feel fear. Sounds like bull, I know. But its true. Completely without fear of any kind.

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Holy shit

Checked

>contergan

gross, no im just flexible

>dubs

lol

fuck off you absolute piece of shit, you are a worthless cunt.
kill yourself

this and it becomes a problem after a while. i crack my jaw like 1000 times a day and its starting to hurt but its a stress habit soooooooo

lucky number slevin
Ataraxia?

this is probably one of the best useless superpowers. It's so satisfying and feels good when your jaw pops

How old?

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Not useless! You can manage to fuck 3/10 butterfaces with low self-esteem while maintaining eye contact. That's quite the gift user. Godspeed pussyslayer! Godspeed!

I can turn females homosexual just by being near them

it is like a anti-power

How did these poor man's predicted trips go unnoticed?

nasty farts...i once cleared a house party.

I have an irrational eye for detail. I can check people out within a second and retain the images in my head; all kinds of details if need be.

Double edged sword. Imagine looking at a girl you like and can't help but notice every fucking flaw she has. Or looking in the mirror and never being satisfied. Or feeling like a weirdo for noticing things others simply pass on the automatic.

Helps in videogames and painting though.

I can make a squeaking sound with my ears.

I can talk to animals but i cant understand them

sorry for asking, but why poor?

it works also with the lottery tickets... just say you want the one with the right numbers :-D

won while showing a tv crew how a bought the winning ticket :-D (in my dreams)

My ejaculations are so strong I can shoot like 30 feet, always hit the wall on the other side of the toom when I jack