Libertarian National Covention General

Get the fuck in here. GJ only got 49.5% on the 1st ballof, needing 50.1%. There will be a 2nd ballot. Austin Petersen and John McAfew were a distant 2nd and 3rd.

Vermin Supreme had one vote.

TURN ON CSPAN U FUCKING STATIST FUCKS

BRRAAPPPHPHHHHH

who cares lol

Obviously GJ, whoever that is, will will on the second ballot. Besides, this GJ will only strip votes from Trump in the general.

*win

Maybe. Then again we are still waiting for Bill Kristol's "Renegade Party" to find a candidate. No one is gonna get 273 in the electoral college.

Gary Johnson

Image how much viagra Bill needs to fuck that thing..

Sorry no hopers, the most you can hope for is secretly being financed by democrats in order to steal 1-2% of the vote away from Trump nationally and aiding Hillary.

What about the Renegade Party? Personally I blame them if that happens, not the long established LP and GP

Thick Hillary

SOME MAY ASK, FELDMAN, IS HE THAT LIBERTARIAN? I AM THAT LIBERTARIAN. I AM THAT BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE LIBERTARIAN THAT YOU LOOK GOOD ON TV LIBERTARIAN. THAT MUSLIM LIBERTARIAN THAT JEW LIBERTARIAN THAT CHRISTIAN ATHEIST HINDU LIBERTARIAN. THAT ROTHBARD LIBERTARIAN THAT JEFFERSON LIBERTARIAN. THAT YOU KNOW I’M NOT MESSING LIBERTARIAN. THAT LGBTQ LIBERTARIAN NO-SEX LIBERTARIAN, MLK JUNIOR MALCOLM X LIBERTARIAN. THE REVOLUTIONARY, HONORABLE, RON PAUL LIBERTARIAN. THAT RICHARD WINGER, BILL REDPATH BALLOT ACCESS LIBERTARIAN, THAT DARRYL W. PERRY, NO APOLOGIES ANARCHIST LIBERTARIAN, THAT GARY JOHNSON NEW MEXICO SUCCESS LIBERTARIAN, THAT AUSTEN PETERSEN FREEDOM NINJA IN YOUR FACE LIBERTARIAN. THAT JOHN MCAFEE WORLD CLASS BADASS LIBERTARIAN. THAT NO PAIN, NO GAIN GET THOSE PETITIONS SIGNED IN THE RING LIBERTARIAN. THAT SORRY I'M NOT SORRY LIBERTARIAN THAT CAN'T STAND THE INFRINGEMENTS AND ABUSES LIBERTARIAN THAT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, NO EXCUSES LIBERTARIAN. I'M THAT LIBERTARIAN.

Kek this new copypasta

Top Kek they are still using Windows XP

VS is the libertarians best chance for winning in november

Gary Johndon has won, but who will be the VP?

What inspired this pasta?

Better than windows 7 or 10

Marc Allan said it in the debate yesterday as his closing statement

Kek this is so cringe. Libertarians are so autistic.

Windows 7 was the last good OS

The renegade party is a fucking joke. They only have 2,700 followers on twitter. They won't amount to anything, even if they get ballot access.

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If hes a good boy Hillery will sit and fart on his face for 2 whole minutes, thats whats going on in his mind in this webm, because the night before he was a good boy

Is that picture real ? Is that Hillary ?

Had no idea the bitch was that fat and thick.

Just put that pic in an ad, do you want this as your president ? No ? Then vote Trump.

so gary johnson detracts from who?

LEAVE JEB! ALONE

He detracts more from Hillary than from Trump.

no wonder he was cheating

God thats gross

lol ok

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Bernouts and possibly "renegades"

That's a shop, right? I never remember Hillary ever being that thick (in her hips, that is).

JOHN MCAFEE

THE John Mcafee

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Ah it was before Bill decided to get "medication"

Imagine being Bill during that dance and having to be all like “damn, Hillary Rodham, you fuckin’ fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific puckered balloon butt. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me.” When all he really wants to do is fuck another high test intern in the Oval Office. Like seriously imagine having to be Bill and not only stand for the photo op while Hillary Rodham leans her disgusting body into your belly, the daylight doing nothing to conceal her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just waltz there, step after step, minute after minute, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as every Secret Service member tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, FIRST LADY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face freeze into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Arkansas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get photographed standing there reveling in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then James Carville calls for another take, and you know you could strangle every single molecule of air in her before the Secret Service could tear you off, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Clinton. You're not going to lose your future husband status over this. Just bear it. Stretch your face and bear it.

renegade (n.) Look up renegade at Dictionary.com
1580s, "apostate," probably (with change of suffix) from Spanish renegado, originally "Christian turned Muslim," from Medieval Latin renegatus, noun use of past participle of renegare "deny" (see renege). General sense of "turncoat" is from 1660s. The form renegate, directly from Medieval Latin, is attested in English from late 14c. As an adjective from 1705.


Bravo, Bill.

>no-sex libertarian