Help Sup Forumsros.
I have a hot chick coming over in an hour or two and she’s talked about sex - haven’t seen her in a couple years so I probably only have one chance to fuck her good enough for her to keep coming back
Problem is Since we started talking yesterday my dick has gotten nervous, haven’t really had an erection the whole time. I also have a cold so that may relate to it.
Any advice to be able to get my dick up or at least wow her without it?
I was thinking maybe I’d jerk off and get close to cumming before she got here or watch porn til she got here or something, or one of those pills at the gas station that get you hard
VIAGRA /s
Try to fit your hand in your ass.
May be /s but I would do it if I could get my hands on one within an hour
How will that help
Keep calm and use your tongue, she will come back
You're convincing yourself that you can't do it. Thus making it worse. If your little guy cant get it up, simply go down on her and take your time with that shit.
Put both up there if you like user, I'm not here to judge
Smoke weed
>my dick has gotten nervous
There is a reason for this.
You only think about sex in this unnatural way and that causes disturbance.
Now you see the disturbance and become disturbed yourself.
You have some shit to fix but you only think about the sex.
What are you running away from user?
honestly, if you have a cold it probably won't be a good fuck because you're impeded physically.
my advice, eat that pussy and ass. get her off with hands and mouth before you even pull out the dick. You have to get her off to get her back.
She’s spending the night, so maybe at night or in the morning I’ll be good to fuck?
Should I mention it to her at any point?
I was thinking about saying I was like “a little under the weather” but I don’t want her to think I’m getting her sick because my cold is pretty minor
This is gonna sound gay (and it is a little) but finger your ass and rub your prostate, I garuantee you your dick will be at full mast within a couple of minutes.
Would this be easier if I went to a sex shop for something to put there?
user. Take my advice. This will literally save you. Even if your dick gives up, don't worry. Make sure you spend alot of time eating her pussy. Eat it like its the only meal youve had in a month. Eat it over an hour. Eat it til she ask you to stop then you keep eating it.
If you feel like you can't get it up, tie her up, give her some oral, like real good oral. Do all the things you can think of doing without using her dick. Once she is satisfied and all of that, just be real with her and tell her that you are sick. She won't be mad or think anything of it, as long as you make her cum. Trust me.
You already fucked yourself get some liquor and get a buzz and get your confidence back or you won't be able to do it
*using your dick
hahahahahahahahhahaha sorry english is not my first language. I wasn't making fun of you
How about focus less on "the sex" and focus more on "the bond".
You will love you for it, fuck you better for it, and most of all, you will love yourself better for it.
Relax, be yourself, and rock on my man.
Yeah you can get an Aneros or similar prostate stimulator.
I was just thinking if you would quickly duck into the bathroom just beforehand to get your dick up, you don't want to be leaving a toy around that she might see when she goes in to clean herself up after.
Unless you're cool with that, and think she would be as well, in which case go nuts.
Is there a grocery store near you? I would buy some fruit she likes and some sort of sweet syrup. Maybe text her asking if she likes "strawberries" for example. Tie her up man. Blind fold her. Play with fruit, play with syrup, use it in oral, have her taste it, suck on some ice and lick her stomach. Eat her out until you can't feel your jaws anymore. That's what I'd like a guy to do in that position, plus, she will think it's a very different and memorable fuck and that's what you want right? You might even get a boner in the process.
Step 1: stop being a faggot
Step 2: have sex with a woman
try anal stimulations. play with a finger around your ass. That's the man G-Spot. You might get hard off of that. Who knows?
If you actually do end up going to the store, buy a coupl of scented candles. Those that come in a glass. To set the mood. You wanna make her feel like you put a lot of effort to it and she's worth the effort.
Running to a Bed bath right now for a candle, I’ve alteady gotten this collar & handcuff set, then I’m going to have 2 shots and if I have time I’ll try fingering my ass like these guys say
Also I’ll just give her head for a while, if I had any pictures of her that weren’t in social media I’d post them
I think most all of my bases are covered
I'm happy for you! Yes. Get a couple, not too many candles. Make sure they are scented and they come in a glass. Most importantly smell them before you buy them. Usually those that are lilac/purple have a good scent that's not too strong and the cream colored ones also don't have that strong of a scent.
Hand > Ass
Don't buy anything with a cictric like lemon or orange, or things that smell too sweet like vanilla. Stick to lavender, lilac, those types of candles.
forget about sex, you'll mess it up. it's better no sex than "ups, I'm sorry for that".
Grabbed a couple of these black ones, she will arrive in 37 minutes
Those are good :) Wish you luck!
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You might laugh at him now, but not only will the candles make her think he cares, as well as relax the both of them, which might even help with his boner in the end
I'm really curious to see how this all ends
This sounds like pretty good advice. The more you think about it the worse you'll be homeskillet take a shot maybe to ease the nerves, but dont overdo it or youll have limpdick
For God's sake just don't fart when she gives you a blowjob
Alright friends, 7 minutes
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Post pic with shoe on head hear that brings good luck to erection problems
fyi candles need to be at where you are planning to fuck
Is there a way for me to do this without backfiring?
Aw hell, my backup snapchat is killerbee696969 , if you message me I’ll share what I get
Also I have pic related playing
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>get some liquor
this is the only good advice in the thread. not too much though. you're just nervous, you homo. take a couple shots to loosen up
>fruit and scented candles
lol what the fuck? he's trying to fuck a female, not a gay fag