Which EU country am I going to move to, Sup Forums?

Which EU country am I going to move to, Sup Forums?

Are you white? Hungary

Are you shitskin? Sweden

UK, just for the lulz

not here

My ancestors :)

Depending on where you are from in the US, people here will either automatically hate you or automatically envelop your balls with their tongue.

I'd personally recommend Germany, though. You'll feel most comfortable there.

>Hungary
>white

Finland

Do you have a grandparent from one of them?

Germans hate yanks with an autistic passion, tho.

No, most of my family has been in the US for god knows how long. Had like six ancestors fight for the Confederates and four for the Union.

Will they hate Northeasterners or Southerners?

UK
They are still the EU.

delet

the Netherlands, they will ALWAYS speak english to you whether you know dutch or not, they like to show off their language skills.

Maybe superficially, but they'll soon find common ground.

>radical politics calling themselves moderate
>self made man culture
>complete disregard for own culture accompanied by a blind wish to preserve it
>horrible taste in clothing

German's much closer culturally to the US than we are, desu

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Transylvania is superior to both of those shitholes

Germany, dont come here, we re full

Go live in Estonia

italy

mediterannean master race

in being a shithole?
you'd be the second loldova
go on motherfuckers
do it
declare independence
watch as the standards of living don't really change since you'll never be part of the Ejew that makes this country half-livable in the first place
you'll also keep the szekels asking for autonomy. they've been doing that since austria-hungary and don't welcome non-szekels.
go on, kosovo.
i'll be watching from olt.

anything east of germany, austria and italy is shit

only hipster autists claim otherwise

We are full. Try Denmark.

what about slovenigga?

the winner of the special olyimpics is still retarded

the only western euro cunt that is worse than slovenia is poortugal.

slovenia is nothing more than "alright"

not true because you are constantly building more land :^)

Ukraine

Come to France and impregnate our qts with your #1 semen!

Republic of Karelia

The best option would be the UK (or Ireland); shared language and culture. Moreover, continentals will despise you for not speaking the native language while living thereamd the cultural differences

Turkey

That's funny. Most people have ZERO language skills here and that god awful gutteral 'G' sound makes everything sound like vomitting.

I guess not working in Amsterdam was a mistake. People don't even do drugs around here. They just looked at me like I'm a weirdo when I asked for drugs. I thoughqt
it was normal in Holland.

Just don't come here. I'd say France or UK for an actual nice country.

>People don't even do drugs around here
im pretty sure its mostly tourists who do drugs

None.

Fuck off. We are full :)

Magyars hate you
Romanians hate you
Székely hate you
Your own God hates you

Not Transylvania, but you as an individual, shitting up every thread you touch with your leperous hands

Please stop being the next Ikibey along with Leafbey

...

go to the netherlands

Damn. any slave owners?