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West Indies 286
Pakistan 170/2 (59.2 ov)

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reminder

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think west indies are going to lose by an innings lads

>cancerlad hating on normies even though cancerlad is a turbonormie

hmmm

i'm a radical centrist in terms of my social standing

who are the grills in the op?

any of you faggots play club cricket?

not anymore

how'd ye go on the weekend?

>one innings
>cricket
pick one

just some whores i met one time

why nat? i had 1st game of the season was a pre season friendly. scored 5 runs got 4 wickets

just accept youre fat

hi there

>why nat?

all me m8s fucked off.

Do you play or real grass? You have to be playing at a decent level here or else you play on astroturf lmao

yeah village cricket is all grass here. i have never seen cricket played on astro here. dont you have green fields everywhere in australia?

what do you bowl?

I think there's too many teams for all matches to be played on grass. Too expensive for the council to be maintaining so many pitches. The weather might make things difficult as well but I don't know enough about horticulture to confirm

this is so normie it hurts

right arm medium pace. cant bowl anything but full deliveries

all clubs here have there own grounds that they maintain. is it different down under?

is it cerebral medium pace? do you feel like you have complete intellectual command over every village dwelling baby boomer you bowl to? are you the mo asif of english club cricket?

ian mcculloch, lead singer of echo and the bunnymen reckons his own song 'killing moon' is the greatest song of all time, is he right?

yeah the council usually owns the grounds and does the maintenance

no i get whacked out of the ground regularly. there are lots of hit or bust type players that connect a lot

what ball do you use? dukes?

i guess that makes sense for country with heavy city based population. every tiny village here has a cricket team and a ground. its comfy af

yeah mostly dukes and sometimes kookaburra. how is playing in astro?

. im obviously not normie as my favourite band is pavement

can you swing the new ball both ways?

can an indian please say this in hindi and record it on vocaroo please??

really good at swinging it away from a right hander. cant swing it other way for some reason

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i sense something happened in wogball literally not even going to check bbc sport to find out though

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this is a really great cover

yeah m8

he literally shares Sup Forums memes on normiebook

/cric/ is a normie safe zone

ermmm i certainly do not mate. would be interested to know exactly what memes you're talking about. Sup Forums is so out man, any dwindling interest i had was completely quashed when the fat round round neocon cunt trump attacked assad

it was shit from that milo bloke's page

don't try to deny it

yeah because his page was quite funny, it was literally one of the leading pages in funny political commentary. but i unfollowed him recently when he posted this anti-palestine pic that just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit

Weekend is soon over, wagecuck. That went fast!

I just want to thank you for paying for my free government meal today.

fantastic post, keep it up

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Reckon golf might be better to play than cricket

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Elite truth bombs

How would you even watch cricket all year round if you had a job?

Danny is playing tonight lads

where?

Whammy Bar

You heading down mate?

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no but please record it and put it on youtube

Ian Cohen

reminder 'killing moon' is the official /cric/ theme song

This cancer guy seems more normie than me and I must be considered pretty normal for /cric/. It seems like his narrative is falling apart similar to Reality Cuck

nothing is black and white, you literally have to define normie first

Could this possibly be the bentest, shittest general on the entire website? seems fitting for the sport you gay cunts spend your life obsessing over

#kek #lmoa #btfo

I've seen multiple pictures with you and different qts and I remember your narrative saying you've only had 1 gf and your a sperg in social settings. It doesn't look like that from the pictures you've posted. You're actually fairly handsome Tbh

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kek im definitely not a sperg in social settings

Lmao don't shit yourself you thin skinned mong, only having a laugh

JUST

How do we get more people to post their mug? We need at least 11 to make a team. kek

I can add Ankush

you forgot me lad

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add Ankush
noice

Currently en route to Wellington in an overnight bus that cost me $2 to see @alcestofficial. I then fly back up to Auckland on Monday to not only see them again, but open for them with my band @thedarkthird. #tourlife #alcest #blackmetal #nz #thedarkthirdontour

fuck off turtlemong

How's the official DRS theme song coming lad?

Really need to update my picture

Does anyone else mattpost on other boards
I do on Sup Forums and Sup Forums

Yeah whenever someone disagrees with me basically

Sup Forums /fa/ /lit/ wherever

Yeah even if I get BTFO in an argument I still have comfort in knowing that my shitposting vernacular is superior

I can mattpost in a foreign language which I am particularly proud of.

Serbian? Based Ivan

If you can generalise an entire genealogical group Slavs are highly autistic as well which makes mattposting particularly effective against them.

The old "I look forward to your furious reply, which I will NOT be reading" goes a long way too

Really a great posting style

You're talking to the one and only krazy5'10" mate

based, hows the civil servant game lad

cop or not

w2c

going well

on flex today

BASED JINGLES

daniel graduates this year doesn't he

the daniel store

pretty drunk now if im honest

Can really tell you're from reddit mate

Actually i went to reddit from here

Ian McCulloch has said: "When I sing "The Killing Moon", I know there isn't a band in the world who's got a song anywhere near that".[2]

that is a killer smile if im honest

based

Guy on the right looks like he has unparalleled knowledge on test cricket, dismissals, bowlers and batsmen since 2003

just did a sick all over my 4 year old mmm gats

*5 year

iih

>Allrounder James Faulkner and batsman Shaun Marsh are not a part of Cricket Australia's proposed list of centrally contracted players for the 2017-18 season. The Australian board named 33 male and female players on the list on Monday, and offered contracts for the first time to left-arm spinner Ashton Agar, fast bowler Billy Stanlake and batting allrounder Hilton Cartwright.

>Agar
>Cartwright

What the actual FUCK. Did someone make GateNEET the chairman of selectors?

what

is Jason Holder related to former US Attorney General Eric Holder?

Cartwright is an elite specialist bat

just threw up all over my 5 year old maison margiela sneakers

Cartwright I can let slide because he had a decent Shield season and is probably better than Poopriques or Stoinis or whatever

Agar is fucking unforgiveable.