Holy shit Sup Forums I got a match
Help me get laid, guys
Holy shit Sup Forums I got a match
Help me get laid, guys
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"with a rusty screwdriver ofcourse! ;)" do it faggot
I hate niggers. Bave you ever been with a nigger before?
You'ev alrerdy failded
How so?
Cmon guys make it legit
I’ll rape you
tell her she so fine you'd chloroform and rape any time
a wella wella wella wella welcome back, I don't sell bullets and I don't sell crack.
do it Beastie boys style. tell her you respect women and then die of the cancer that this post is.
Sarah-nade.
Yeah, just take a hand grenade and shove it up your ass.
ask her whats shaking good looking
>failded
(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem, you look quite lovely.
Want to help have a Vietnam War 2? Because the best things have a sequel.
*does a fucking mad as tailwhip* sup square, wanna go to the skate park and beat up some stray cats? My step-dad's being a total turd
rr
like this?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained inunarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
with the awkwardness of a loser virgin that will never get laid
you got it mane
show her a huge log and she's yours
Don't be a cuck.
Those cheesy "puns" are cringe. No girl thinks it's funny. You want to pretend you're interesting. Ignore the girls. Never get attached. Act dominate and confident in everything you do. Pretend you're like that chad meme. Girls seriously are attracted to dumb chad fuqbois. It's biology
listen to him bro the puns are done, you hear?
With a boom box playing peter gabriel. For two reasons. The first being i love the movie"say anything, and the second and most important reason being i have no musical tallent.
Okay, I'm gonna find a reason to invite her over. WIll post results
this is how its done
that was really funny...
Was not expecting this
depends on how you want it
>she double texted you.
Practically in boyo
devil trips.
Please I'm gonna fuck it up what do I reply with?
Checked, and she wants ur dick
this niggas going to kill her
just be urself, its alrdy in the bag
Wish me luck
"i eat ass"
what if hes a total fucking weirdo
Is being a chad this easy? What do I say?
man u ruined it
it's not a "what if" question, it's assumed
everything you say is with intent to hook up so you grab her # or snapchat and go over to her place and fuck her
Doing well, user. What do you look like?
>do you wanna slap pissers?
My car is currently in the shop... she is 7 miles away can I ask her to come over here?
Do you have Hulu? Or Netflix?
You picked the wrong day to have your car in the shop, bucko.
shes chunky, he'll be fine
in the butt as i look into your eyes
check my dubs
Wanna come over to my place so I can reallllly sarah-nade you? *with my dick*
i mean you can if thats the last option but obviously its not as good so ya just logic here
dubs, do it op
oh not netflix and chill type? Me too, hulu and do you sounds better.
use her as an opportunity to introduce her friends and their friends to your mixtape. make it spread like wildfire
Ask her to come pick you up
yeah thats true they probably both have a bit of the autism
this guy and his dubs
She's fat.
get on your bike you fukk
I'm afraid
>depends on how you do it
Well, it starts with the treadmill you hamplanet
Like how a salad would be a first for you ;)
Girls named Sarah usually turn out to be crazy.
hopefully hes not fucking 12. where the fuck you ride a bike to? fuck wrong with you. fucking ask a bitch if u can ride ur bike to her house on tinder. fuck.
that laughing face might have fucked it up nigga. I matched a cute girl today but she takes like two hours to respond to each of my messages
I love Hulu and head
honestly kill yourself op. you are worrying over a bloated whale liking you. maybe you are as fat as her. holy shit... go out and actually get quality bitches that are not fat... and cute.
so lame
bro u already have the right idea and have the confidence to ask her to come over, thats all u need. worst that happens is she says no, but maybe she says no but here's my nudes or no but im free tomorrow
Cuz Sarah a Jew's name
Is she on the spectrum? What do I do?
this
Netflix and chill is for plebs tho rite? Id much rather hulu and anal.
maybe u need to start using the laughing face
Ok fuck this small talk, whats your phone number
jump ship neck beard
no bitch black mirrors new season starts in 8 days wtf wrong with you?
bitches loves emotes
This
Just ask her if she's autistic. Girls like a man who is direct.
"not as old as the crustaceans growing from your fat ass you fucking whale"
say this op
guaranteed vagene
She's asking you to ask her something. Meet her somewhere, she'll say yes.
I HEARD HULU AND DO YOU IS THE NEW RAGE
dude i told you u already, everything u say has to be with intent to hook you, get her fucking number and snapchat/social media
not when you use them like a tard
Well, I know 2. Neither are jewish, but both crazy white girls. Not the good kind of crazy either.
You need to quote us OP. It makes it better.
Remind her that whites shouldn't date outside their race.
;D is a instant vagene emote
Hey can I ask advice, a girl just liked one of my messages. She didn't reply but she hearted it, is that a good sign?
It means she wants the d
she miss-clicked
no shes laughing at it with her friends.
XD is a total pussy magnet dont even
she wants the D
this is true
Try your hand at the roulette cam camsexter.com
but what about :P , save some pussy for the rest of us
depends if she an alpha or a beta
She is not responsing instantly!!!!