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>tfw no ice cream edition

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you should flip it but i dont think it matters

huj kurwa

>Lithshit with his Sup Forums pass was banned for sperging out yesterday
feels good man

>proper thread

finally
youtube.com/watch?v=T65xxn9zQf8

>tfw I will never fugg her
found her on redtube desu but she used to be fat then

shit, I'm such a loserfag
just had an embarrassing/unpleasant experience with the kebab guy
I came there and it was a different guy, talking in English with a couple of other brown guys, they were all middle eastern but I guess they didn't speak same language or whatever, they were bragging where they live now
>you are from Syria?
>we live in Zlin, you know it?
>Zlin? what is it? no
>Zlin, red
>Zilina? I dont know Zlin
they just shrugged and went away

then he asked what I want and I just wanted to try my Czech
>jeden durum klasicky prosim
>he says something really fast which I dont understand
>sorry?
>says it agian
>sorry I dont speak Czech very well
>so why do you speak Czech to me when you dont speak Czech, speak English then
he looked kind of pissed off or something, I dunno
feeling kinda shit, I probably shouldnt try to speak it

she's too fat below the waist

>she used to be fat then

thats because you talked to a shitskin foreigner, a normal czech person would aprecciate your effort of speaking the language

>I probably shouldnt try to speak it
you should, he was just a cunt desu

on completely unrelated note, why the hell do you insist on eating kebab?

I didn't go to shop, it's raining really a lot right now, it's the only place in 2 minute radius

I mean, I will eat decent stuff in some Olomouc restaurant maybe a couple of times, I should usually have rohliki in the mornings but there isnt really much I can take back to my room that would be warm, there is no microwave here

>tfw she will never sit on my face

good, I dont want to lose another poster on this general

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>but there isnt really much I can take back to my room that would be warm
are you sure? if there is some kebabshit place around, there should be at least one "Chinese" (read Viet) restaurant in vicinity

there are about two restaurants in the area but you know, can't afford to eat in restaurant every day

it would be a death worthy of warrior desu

its not really restaurant in sense of prices, its bistro/fast food. and proper food for same price as kebshit

this
plus the portions are usually pretty generous

(spoiler)and you won't have a problem speaking broken Czech, since the staff can't speak it properly either(/spoiler)

brownskins in czech republic are often lebanese christians which is why their kebab tastes like shit (jew worshipper shits)

and why are you speaking czech to an obvious foreigner and not english

OUT!

basically this the same goes for most europeans

except for the fr*nch

poor sl*v fagots

>muslim
>calls christians jew worshippers
Really gets the neurons working

>nuts with honey

wtf

clean your filthy keyboard. God it looks as if you took a shit onto it.

>people are still responding to this tard

>he still hasn't filtered the turkish flag

this is my post

this is a (you)

nice post

Nikdy si nejedol turecký med? Asi jediná dobrá vec z tej krajiny

too sweet for me

based

Is it worth going to shit job just cause of coworker

Guys, why is Warhammer 40k turning to shit?

Now everything can harm everything on a roll of 6+.

A fucking grot with his primitive pistol can remove a wound from a tank or a battlesuit. It was always funny game about space psychopaths killing slightly different space psychopaths, but it always kept at least the most basic semblance of realism.

no unless you are fucking her

??? vehicles are way harder to destroy in upcoming edition

Is it common practice for job to let you do something for first days without paying or making contract to "see how you do"? Im pretty sure thats illegal

fuck the qt and get out

Depends on the contract, if there was one.
Anyway, stay there only long enough to establish communication with qt and gtfo of there, looks like some fishy shit, unless you ain't got better stuff to do and need the cash

I hope you're planning on getting the classical czechoslovak budget snack, treska + rožok (rohlik).

>Is it common practice for job to let you do something for first days without paying or making contract
not at all, unless you are a Sup Forums janny

I have had some rohliky, with my favourite vajičkova pomazanka, it's my favourite morning/snack food

what is treska?

There is none they told me they need to see if i just walk up and down or if i bring any customers they want to give me contract next time i go there not sure though how motivated i am walking at 35 celsium with cedula like homeless and bothering people to buy tickets, legit if you walk on razusovo nabrezie in BA you can see me :DDD

shit if I actually manage to go to Bratislava in upcoming days I have to see this

mayo+cod+some diced vegetables
You can find it in any grocery store

thank

ok sej helou to me then

call of duty?

if you ever see a guy wearing adidas superstar shoes, jeans and with a slim brunette girl make sure to bother
thanks

> guy wearing adidas superstar shoes, jeans and with a slim brunette girl
>adidas wearing guy
>brunette girl

shit there is only like 50 000 of those in Poszony

now you have motivation to get to work :DD

What did he do?
And who is Marcel

it's a Latvian guy under Lithuanian proxy he somehow changes/resets his connection or something like that and posts every few seconds, he might as well have Sup Forums pass, he just shitposts with anime pics and floods the threads

marcel is local equivalent of I am Greek guy but with more coherent and sometimes mildly agreeable posts

I thought it was the guy who constantly triggers poles and denies his slav ancestry

marcel? he doesnt trigger anyone, it's just annoying usually because you might scroll the thread and only see his posts and no one wants to post while he does

I have no idea about his ancestry roleplay tho

Ja som Grék

görög vagyok

Aš esu Graikas

Já jsem Řek

cos to řek?

že jsem Řek

CO JSI MI TO KURVA ŘEK??"!!

ŽE JSEM ŘEK

btw, 7 € shirt from LT on the left and 4,7 € t shirt from ČR on the right

řekni to ještě jednou....
JÁ JSEM ŘEK ŽE SEM ŘEK

>Ř
how do you pronounce this? french r? spanish? german?

sharp ž

like the chink j?

>how do you pronounce this?
you don't
you just don't
forget it

idk how to explain it, i can do it, lot of Slovaks cant, you can learn it even as adult tho

actually i think i got it
kinda
would people understand me if i couldn't pronounce it?

yes

>would people understand me if i couldn't pronounce it?
yes
some native speakers can't pronounce it properly either

you put your tongue or tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth just behind the upper front teeth and try to pronounce rolled r at the same time as ž

they will understand you, I can pull it off

two things
>is czech beer really that cheap?
>how emigrate there
12th grade is about to start and i really want to go out and feel the world

how old are you?

18
born in february
no i didnt have to repeat a year

>no i didnt have to repeat a year

I did, no shame in that

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nice

Ah, the power of supply and demand

Cool, there is storm with thunder
Tomorrow's morning is going to be so chill in the park

Holy fuck it's a shitstorm here even WiFi doesn't work anymore so much rain and lighting

oh alcohol, time machine that hides the past
i don't know where and when i drank you last
can you explain pic related?
pretty sure we'd be higher but we prob can't afford more.

this is per capita alcohol consumption in the eu in large beers
whatever the fuck that one means

>sousedi zase mrdaj

hello

>Family Frost
oh the memories

butifel tatr muntain i was never ther

hello

ARE YOU IN
P
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A
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>wanna get historic tattoo
>nothing from slovakia relevant
>tfw

I can only think about 3 rods of Svaopluk but that will just look like facscist tattoo

nitra?

get a tattoo of Tatranský čaj

Slovaks are best posters here

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Not from Nitra though, and i dont hate steppe gooks, and i dont want to tattoo Hungarian king, if anything from Nitra it would be Pribina but he was kind of cuck.