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Pathetic little brit boy edition

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I'm not British.

South Bristol

need a slightly dominant gf

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Queen of Brit

finnish gf please (note: not a helsinki girl)

I'm a big boy, ma'am!

drugs are fine now

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Actual Thread fite me.

just btfo'd this kid

First for Russian oligarchs in London.

ah yes every job requires experience apart from the really shit ones

who is she?

need a brit milf to fuck 24/7 tbqh ngl la

let your mums know about me lads

>ma'am
FOY

Would absolutely dominate a dominant gf. She WOULD submit.

You were late, lad. THIS is actual thread.

London is a playground for the rich and famous

you're a 29 year old virgin

he is a jew

a porn actress called mistress T and I am ashamed I know that

Misstress T

Drippy pussy.

>all her videos are just the same

>Rorke's drift

youtube.com/watch?v=IW22goJWh2A

have basically had a six day weekend

yes
wonderful

does anyone here unironically agree with corbyn that islam is a wonderful religion?

lads can i ask at the GP receptionfor a blood test or do i need to go speak to gp first?

Mistress T, god tier dominatrix

STOP. judging me!!! STOP!!

REEE eeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEE eeeeeEEEE

Londongrad is a playground for future Russian referendum.

ah no, you're mistaken here friend, may is the one that thinks islam is a wonderful religion

anyone her got a dna test like on pol? how does it work?

so now we've established I'm not posh are you willing to admit the only reason you're too scared to read in the park is because you are a cowardly autist

And so I see a new, leading race rising to the surface in Europe, a race fearless and fable-like, without blood-shyness, without looking back; accustomed to endure the fearsome and to do the fearsome and to posit the highest in their goals. A race which builds and defies machines, for whom machines are not dead iron, but organs of power which it governs with cold understanding and hot blood. This gives the world a new look.

dunno why don't you ask at reception
>blood test
for what

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Isn't he a bit too disrespectful towards the leader of his country ?

>look at one of her videos
>it's shit
ah yes

Sad to admit that videogames are my most knowledgeable topic.

Did a walk through St.Anns square today. Very sad atmosphere desu

you give you genome to the jews in exchange for being told you're white

literally or...

because she did some really deep end stuff I think

he literally said it yesterday

nah that's paxman

paxman can do no wrong

Miss T is disgusting desu

In the United Kingdom, political journalists go frankly. British Prime Minister Theresa May has experienced this.

What?

she did also a blacked one, it's good

need the Mistress Elise castration treatment

>literally or...
wew I didn't mean literally
Not black don't care

nice bait

>dad is criticising nazbol again

think i might have a thyroid problem, hair is retardedly thin on the sides compared to top and back. Feel low energy, tired, slower, dumber, shivering due to the cold of 16 degrees dry skin dead libido etc...

Respect is earned lid

there are lots of different types of tests
having your entire genome sequenced and analysed while relatively cheap nowadays, is still pretty expensive for the average person

but basically you pick a firm, send some DNA and a wad of cash, they send back results

*criticizing

>one

my sweet summer child, she has a black bull she fucks regulary and she got fucked by a black pornstar

shes a dumb whore, but my god i love that ratface and tits, not into cuckolding and dominating shit

Jeremy Paxman is well known for doing this stuff and has been doing so for literally decades.

It's alright lad soon he'll learn
FOY

>one

there are more than one user

theresa may is hotter

you'd be better off asking a librarian mate

you obviously need to a GP

You send in some swabs of DNA, like from your mouth or something, and they analyse it. Its of a dubious legality and the real money will be made by selling the genetic information you send them.

Ashamed to admit I know who this is.

mistress t got a huge arse
brrrap

Proud to admit I don't know.
It's one of the rare moments when I'm proud of not knowing something.

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jp = vod > howard > kingsley > josie >>> oregon

>tfw area is so white that the taxi drivers, corner shop owners and takeaway owners are all white

Anyone else know this feel?

What if they clone u lol

hands and wrist hurt quite a bit

no!!!!!!!!

don't cum!!!

I have sick fetishes, don't weep for me

We will sing of great crowds excited by work, by pleasure, and by riot; we will sing of the multicolored, polyphonic tides of revolution in the modern capitals; we will sing of the vibrant nightly fervor of arsenals and shipyards blazing with violent electric moons; greedy railway stations that devour smoke-plumed serpents; factories hung on clouds by the crooked lines of their smoke; bridges that stride the rivers like giant gymnasts, flashing in the sun with a glitter of knives; adventurous steamers that sniff the horizon; deep-chested locomotives whose wheels paw the tracks like the hooves of enormous steel horses bridled by tubing; and the sleek flight of planes whose propellers chatter in the wind like banners and seem to cheer like an enthusiastic crowd.

WOULD NOT trust a white corner shop owner desu

Jp > Howard = Kingsley > Oregon >>> Josie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vod

why would you do that to a kid?

vaping is my fetish

List good pornstars

Orwell

Yeah I visited Lincoln once

me

my corner shop is run by a vietnamese bloke

Love the awkward interactions with FOB paki corner shop owners on 5 pound munch

Favourites are when the lad is obviously working here illegally

Rocco Siffredi

Where is this from?

pics x

The blonde chick

when I was a kid yeah

that bald bloke that's always shagging trannies

the so called prophetpig mohammed piss be upon him

Anyone else really fucking tired of being human? Wish you could become a demon, a dragon or anything else? (self.Incels)
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Seriously fuck humanity I wanna be a demon.

Marinetti

only oldies, like natasha shy, alice wonderbang, christine young
also alice white

was in Hounslow last week and asked for a lighter in a paki shop, despite there being lights in the cig section and on the till area he still reached under his desk and got one with the union jack on it lmao.

Ur dad's a pornstar?

>get my first ever gf on my masters degree
>she's a foreign student
>we spend 4 months together at the ned of the degree living together being neet gf and bf applying for jobs
>fall deeply in love with one another
>her visa expires
>i get a 4 day a week job
>tell her i'll visit in the summer
>can't because a bunch of circumstances due to work

interested in the bunch of circumstances or should i just leave it there?

mistress kiana of course