OFFICIAL METS VS NATIONALS GAMETHREAD

Lineups:

>nast
1. Adam Eaton (L) CF
2. Trea Turner (R) SS
3. Bryce Harper (L) RF
4. Ryan Zimmerman (R) 1B
5. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B
6. Anthony Rendon (R) 3B
7. Jayson Werth (R) LF
8. Matt Wieters (S) C
9. Max Scherzer (R) P

>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) 1B
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Curtis Granderson (L) RF
6. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
7. Kevin Plawecki (R) C
8. Juan Lagares (R) CF
9. Zack Wheeler (L) P

Nats fan checking in.

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national broadcast
love 'em

anyone gotta redpill for the Mats/Nats/current season
I've been buried in AL west and central games for a bit

nats: good
mets: bad

just like that?

alright, I'm in

I just turned on the Sunday Night Countdown show. Am I too late for the Bruce Hooper ESPN circle jerk or is it going on all night?
>I, for one, welcome our new bruce hooper overlord.

y helo thar

Sup dude, WHERE THE FOOD @

Nice thread you got here.

Cheesesteaks. You fly, I'll buy.

>having to watch this on espn stream with tat cancerous news ticker

The Nats are loaded.
The Mets, not so much.

right here! i have a big bowl of nongshim spicy ramen.

whats up

Hey Mets. This is what a real Ace looks like.

Would you?

>Vagina in the booth this time

Pls no

>chicken and waffles
>oakland

top kek

literally anyone is better than dallas braden. wanted to kill myself listening to that fuck last time

>mfw either Scherzer gets lit up or the mest lose again

Good keks either way desu

sup

Yes, what is it?...

lol are you fucking serious

oh yeah, and skip the salad
watching my figure

barely grazed. Bullshit

Seats behind home plate still empty
What's the excuse today? Too cold?

Exactly 58 hours and 22 minutes in Photoshop

>mest """fans"""

everyone's still getting beers and hot dogs.

>leave the nationals to me
What did Wheeler mean by this

Wow, thank you woman broadcaster for talking about nothing but physical appearance.

hm well this game will be shit

Fast as fast can be, can't catch me.

another injury lmao

Cab did what he could

>entire team on the DL

real life medi-gun when?

Last number is how many walks Wheeler gives up

haha true dat.

Are we the new abstract art

wheeler looks so fucking bad. not sure i'm gonna be able to watch all of this one

Should be last two digits.

Mendoza literally drooling over Harper in the booth.

>commentators slobbering this hard over a single by harper

from both pairs of lips

>just tune in
>bases loaded
>0 outs

>not acknowledging Bruce Hooper as your lord and savior

he's leading the league in almost every hitting category.. just sit back and enjoy the spanking

Well. He ith thuper thexy
Thankth for athking

kek

FUCKING POTATO NIGGER

>mutts

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING TO HAUNT THIS TEAM

top kek, as they say

IT BEGINS

A LO PROFUNDOOOOOOOOOOOO

MURPH SLAM

Man, I'd sure hate to be the team that let Murphy go.

>The shanty town of Jew york

DANIEL FUCKING MURPHY

>first inning grand slam by murph

MYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!

>guess its back to THE SHOW

>let go Daniel Murphy because he's a conservative trump supporter and your owner is a kike
>get grand slammed on

Who /yankees/ here?

any source on this?

>Werthless

Boo this faggot

How does 4th place taste?

In Europe they call that a Slam Royale.

mets wanted to be cheapo's and he went for the better paycheck.

Him and Trout are coming to philly la

>we let Murphy go
Fucking why

WE WERE 7-3 REEEEEEEE

Off the field: Let's be fair: The Mets made Murphy a one-year, $15.8 million qualifying offer. So it was not as if they wanted Murphy out at any price.

Still, while a minimal factor at best, Murphy's publicly articulated personal views might have made it easier to justify his departure. For instance, Murphy expressed his disapproval of gay marriage, which generated unwanted headlines.

-- (((ESPN)))

kek

But guys, it's our year! Have you seen our starting pitching? ITS UNBEATABLE!

kekekekekek

meme game incoming

HOME RUN DERBY

Because he was only ever a .280 hitter with error after error and never expected to maintain his 6 homers in 6 game postseason. I've said it before, he's not playing a bit better then anyone expected. Literally MVP tier in both BA, HR and late inning heroics.

Its like that 9th inning 3 run HR game against the Braves, but all season he does it.

one back

I've been hearing a lot about the Mets elite rotation, so far, I have to say, they are just a tad overhyped.

Does anyone have the Mets copypasta? You know the one.

I thought we all shat on Wheeler and worshipped everyone else for only giving 2-3 runs

Go back to r/mets and cry

wat

Mets fan, which of your remaining good players are most likely to rip due to dirt bike ?

>this one?

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat

>dirt bike
wrong team

This copypasta Thanks.

Expect us.

Wea are expecting you. You have appts

>3rd in starter ERA
>6th in starter BAA
>1st in starter OBP
>1st in starter K/BB
>3rd in K/9
>25th in starter wins

0 run support.

pretty much. the starting rotation is the only thing about the team that hasn't been triple A tier

We have statistically the 4th best but no run support

>be britishmanbong
>always at work when MLB is on
>watch anyway

I think I understand the game now. Can't wait for work and watch the Red Sox/Yankees series.

Every starter would easily have 15 wins on a team who could hit.

>artfags

how come marlin man doesn't have his own topps card? bald vinny does

Jesus what's wrong with her face

She's not 20 anymore that's a normal looking middle aged woman face. Stop being a sexist pig.

Why couldn't they at least got an attractive woman for the spot?