Help me decide

Help me decide.

>not flushing yourself down the toilet to make sure all the waste gets down
kys disgusting faggot

3 so u got a little shelf

Ehem.. 0?..

if you aren't a number 7, you should sleep on the train tracks tonight

Find a large vertical pole with a rope at the top, mounted so you can spin around holding onto the rope. So bite on the rope and spin around, higher and faster, then let your shit enter the atmosphere.

8 is a fantastic way to break your tailbone

South Park did it

4th is the best position

My dubs will show you the way OP.

8 is really the way to go but 0 has style imho. The only problem with 8 is that if you slip and fall you will be getting coloring books for presents for the rest of your life.

0 obviously. check em

checked

Checked. Into the terlet you go OP

3 because i'm classy man and writer

Rolling

They see me rollin'

I used to sit like number 3 when I was horny. I would sit like that and take a shit. This was before I figured out how to masturbate. Not sure why. I would always sit then be like , this isn't very exciting.

>kek'd
>checked

this thread remembers me that chinese students in my university lab do not know how to use toilets. Thry shit everywhere so that janitors is mad

I do a combo of 0 and 8

sswagudy swooty gimme ta puppy

oh boy

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