ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / WEIRD FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / WEIRD FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC

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I read Sup Forums but never contribute

it's just a fbi/interpol honeypot anyway

I've been hooking up with my fuckbuddy from college behind her husband's back. Her marriage is arranged and it's loveless and sexless for all intents and purposes.

I'm in love with a 9yo girl.
I left college, friends, hobby bc all of this wasn't meaning much anymore.
I spend all my time thinking about her or stuff related to her.
This is going on for two years.
It's not like I'm sad or depressed or anything, I'm definitely happy.
I know it's weird but it's so good to have someone which matters to you and who loves you back...

fuck u leave her alone dont ruin her life pedo

I would love to fuck my cousin even tho I'm not into incest

>be closeted bifag
>have a steady gf of 5 years
>also fucking her qt femboy little brother on the side
>been going on almost the entire time we've been dating
>he's a much better lay
>really eager for my cock
>great at blowjobs
>lets me pound his butt as hard as I want and cum in him without a rubber
>better personality too tbh
>kinda wish I could switch which one of them I was dating

Im fucking my dead friend's widow. He died two months ago.

Fapped into best friends underwear while she was at home

my gf taught my 10yo niece how to shave her pussy

I'm pretty in love with one of my old friends from high school.
But also, one of the reason I think I'm in love with her is because she's really into black guys and I'd love to have her cuck me.

>weird fetishes

Beer Guts
Men in uniform
zoo
sports gear that makes a guy look bulky
neckties

>sports gear that makes a guy look bulky
do u ever watch hockey and fap to the golatenders?

Oh god yes, all the time.

actually she overcame most of her irrational fears, acquired a lot of self-esteem, developed her artistic talent and became the best student of her class (from worst). So I think I'm doing something useful

i still have a fuckbuddy relationship with my ex. We broke up 2 years ago. She is visiting after Christmas. I keep talking shit about her to my friends. I don't love her, but the sex is good.

bmp

the other day, for xmas, i took my 9yo niece shopping and bought her quite a few things from victorias secret. she picked them out and i paid for them no questions asked.

My friend has been deployed for over a year. I started fucking his wife 2 days after he left. I feel super guilty every time I think about him. She tells me she doesn't want to stop fucking me even when he comes back.

pics of the little girl in lingerie pls

Kill yourself faggot

why the hate? It's not like we're having sex

dont have any. yet. sry

>be 17, senior in high school
>high school is next to a special needs school
>you get extra credits if you volunteer there
>volunteer because it beats being in class
>you can either be a tard wrangler or look after someone in a wheelchair
>heard about the tards, want nothing to do with them
>the girl I'm given to help with is in a wheelchair, has severe autism, is non-verbal, has poor motor control, and has the mental age of a toddler
>all she does all day is sit and smile
>she's 14 but has a fantastic body
>D cup breasts, wide hips, not completely tard faced
>top two buttons on her blouse are never done up
>most days that I would help her I'd sit beside her and rub her inner thigh when her helper was out
>one day her helper leaves for lunch and asks if I'm okay to look after her for an hour
>okay
>it's a little cold and her nipples are obviously hard
>lightly pinch one, she starts to smile and giggle
>have an idea
>lock classroom door, draw blinds
>lift her out of her wheelchair and sit her on a table
>ask her if she wants to play a secret adult game with me
>she moves her head in what I take as a nod
>push her legs apart, lift up her skirt and push her panties to the side
>cute little bush, dark but thin hair that creeps down her thighs
>gently start rubbing her clit to get her wet
>pull her to edge of the table and spread her legs more
>put on a condom
>slide dick in very gently, tight as a vise
>she is drooling a little, so I lick it away and kiss her
>pump her slowly for 5 minutes, cum harder than I've ever done before
>put her panties back, wipe the table where she got it wet, put her back in her wheelchair
>kiss her on the forehead and say this is our secret and no one can find out
>did this a few more times before the end of high school

Hypnosis

sauce?

cute yet rapey

True love is hard to find. Cherish it

Mike Inel/Manyakis

Oops

Its precious to make them happy. What did she pick out for herself?

It's very rapey and a little disturbing.

ive been buying nudes of a close friend from her because im pathetic and shes broke. it doesnt seem to affecting our friendship in anyway other than we have couple new inside jokes. but ive been getting bored with it and ramping up my requests. the last time i managed to get her to make a video addressing me directly strip naked and then pee in a bathtub. that was a week ago and we hung out last night in our friend group with her BF and a few of our other friends and again it seemed fine.

I dig holes.

I miss Juarez.

> got fucked by a hot classmate

Her bf knows everything and thinks you're subhuman.

>because im pathetic
cmon man even you can see it, don't let the pussy walk all over you, even if principals and self respect mean nothing to you, at least do it for the friendship. Her attitude will change towards you eventually.

Once... the cork may have slightly then.
If a today's were dealt a crooked shoe and.
Often it became, so the corner had an up.

Why do you have her panties at your place?

I was offered this by a female friend, told her I couldn't respect myself if I had to pay for nudes. Sure enough a month or 2 later she sends me nudes anyway and talks about how pathetic other guys that paid for those nudes are. Women are not good people, and I try to distance myself from them if I'm not pursuing a relationship.

thanx dude, this helps :)

me to kek

she stay to sleep sometimes when her parents are busy

Where does she sleep?

Thank you for slightly improving Sup Forums

She shower with you?

I have a two-places bed, she sleeps with me

I hope this is gonna happen, but she never showered with me so far. I got to stay with her in the bathroom when she was showering a couple of times tho.

Do you snuggle?

I got my girlfriend a bull this year for her Christmas present. I know she's been eyeing one of my friend a lot recently.

So you have seen her naked

Whenever I feel sad or depressed my mind immediately starts fantasizing about torturing this chick I met last year in the hospital. I'm pretty happy most of the time though but if I'm having a bad week my mind will constantly be thinking about this.

Fucck that made my dick hard.

These threads are datamining for alphabet agencies. You're all retarded.

not everytimes, but yes, we do snuggle sometimes. She fell asleep in my arms last time, that was super cute. I looked her face slowling falling asleep and stayed there astonished for half an hour. It was the most cute stuff ever happened to me.

I don't care

plenty of times
she's pretty ramdom: sometimes she don't even wanna let me see her changing, some other times she rolls around eagle spread. I just don't understand.

That girl probably thinks of you as a father figure and if you betray her trust sexually then you are the worst type of human being.

So never had sex but have you touched her?

mostly panties but also some silk pjs, booty shorts, couple sports-type bras.

I Agree

> Be on Sup Forums
> Think that what people write here is true

kek.

I see her around in town with her carer occasionally and I worry how she'll react if she sees me.

Tell her if she wants to sell them to some stranger

I've exposed my gf's pics, vids and more to some guys online

Did she see YOU naked?
Did she touch your pee-pee?

I wonder if she'd react sexually to you or if shes too mindfucked to even realise what was going on.

Sex is pretty much impossible, her hole is so small that even my pinky would hurt her a lot. It's not like I wanna do anything of that sort anyway.

I know and I try to resist. But once she asked me to be touched down there and I just did it. Felt like shit for a lot of time afterwards. She liked it tho, so I think it's ok and she will forget that.

>not knowing how to properly greentext
>thinking every post here is satire and not tied to your IP, stored somewhere in 4chin database for future use by feds to further incriminate

25 on the left side
66 on the right
you see the whites of their eyes

Tread lightly, user.

Yes she saw me naked a lot of times. No I'm not the kind of people that force his dick on little kids.

sorry I don't understand what you mean, english is not my native language

"tread lightly" is just another way of saying "be careful".

For a decade I've spit every time I've pissed. Absolutely without fail.
I also chew dead skin from my cuticles and feet.

I once pissed while chewing a flake off my big toe. I removed it from my mouth, spat in the toilet, put it back in and then pissed.

She was capable of feeling sexual pleasure since I'm pretty sure she orgasmed one time I fucked her

wont be long before she leaves you

TAKE PICS user

also perfume. girls love perfume.

You're a fucking sick pedo

send them

neighbor's dad taught me how to suck and fuck.
as a result im now a cock hungry cum slut.

but no one knows this side of me.

I'm a regular selfsucker

ive turned my cousin into my personal fuck toy.

Prove it

KRamos16

Do it, i'll give you tree fiddy

Do it faggot

lol,
and how am i supposed to 'prove it' to you ?

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fuck censorship
and fuck Sup Forums mods

it all started because she was asking me if i had any idea where she could sell nudes. i offhandedly but only half joking said id buy some but then instead of the jokey naah i was expecting she kinda just agreed to it
and it went from there. started with random nudes, progressed to me making requests for things like close ups and pics with face
and has now progresses to this pee video and 2 of her fucking herself in the ass with a giant candy cane, she mentioned something about pornhub that i steered her away from because her BF doesnt know and thats exactly how you get found out

dammit dude I love her, I won't sell her photos for any reason

I'm still in love with my ex girlfriend. We broke up many many years ago, happily married and all, but there was something about her. I'm sure that she still loves me.

When we see each other there is this intense feeling of disappointment. but still i want to be next to her and she does too. In this life me and her being together is an impossibility. Maybe in the future? who knows i really wish her all the best.

Of course every thing here is satire, and of course everything is tied to everyones IP, that's how a web server works.

I just happen to never illegal things. Also feds can do whatever they want, I'm not living in a federation. Kek.

Ha those moricans !

I fucked my sister

Pic related.

Unrelated if someone tips the fbi off about you and you live outside the US what happens

I met a Muslim chick online I'm considering leavin my gf for

fuck your sister is a cock demon