And what do you want for Christmas Sup Forums?

And what do you want for Christmas Sup Forums?

For it to be over as quickly as possible.

weed

ATTENTION

A will to live. And a bike.

to die

Nucular Winrar

ONLY IF YOU CHILDREN HAVE BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR
SANTA WILL GET YOU WHAT YOU NEED

A decent paying job. I'm not too happy about taking a 14k a year job due to desperation when my last one was 95k.

Dubs.

nuclear war

The return of Moot

I HAVE THE PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER TO COMPLEMENT YOUR GIFT

That's another thing I want for xmas. Dubs.

Oh, and some shrooms.

A gf. Or atleast a friend close enough to ease my crippling loneliness.

CHRISTOPHER'S AN ELF NOW
TRUMP HAS A JOB FOR YOU MY DEAR BOY
I SENSE A KORAN SIREN GOING OFF SOON CHILD!

SANTA HAS JUST THE THING CHILD

This

AND

IF YOU ARE GOOD
SANTA WILL GET YOU THIS TOO

this shirt

For fucks sake Santa, I just want someone to talk to. Not a fleshlight.

Lego.
You started out being Danish, right? Lego is a Danish toy as well so...

Someone to repost that video of the guy lying between two chairs and a girl in tight leggings sits on his face.