You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Ameritard

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Ameritard

> My country doesn't have a mass shooting every week

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I only have a 6% federal tax on my bi-weekly paycheck

OH WAIT

>MY country is poor, uneducated and underdeveloped and I constantly think USA is shit in attempts to make me feel better.

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I am obsessed with Americans

>Had three cups of tea today
>be in uk

I'm sorry but wasn't Poland part of the USER faggit

>I don't have a terrorist attack every week
>I don't have mass stabbing
>My streets aren't flooded with refugees
>No one runs over people with trucks here

/thread

I know my dad

My country is the one everybody tries to go to when they flee their own shithole.

i eat beavertails every single day

I'm my country, medical school costs around 30 dollars and a cow

I post about the United States twice a day and think about it constantly.
I hate the usa. Ameritards.
Usa usa usa
Usa

I think America has mass shootings every week.

i didnt eat hambuger yet this week

My country has real cheeses, with raw milk. I mean, hundreads of cheeses.

I havent kissed jew balls today.

I don't have to worry about losing my house due to my medical costs

feels good.

I still have net neutrality

No you don't.

Relative got cured from cancer without mortaging their house.

The females of my country get raped by dirty sand niggers in the name of diversity and the cops let it happen while throwing people who tweet about it in jail

So you're american

I say words correctly.

You can be american and not be an ameritard.

Really?What do they taste like?

There isn't a walmart or mcdonalds within 20 miles of me.

Hahahaha

i know the difference between than and then

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I drive on the left side of the road.

/thread

>> My country doesn't have a mass shooting every week

So you're not from England, France, Germany, India, Japan and a dozen others?

>makes anti "ameritard" thread
>uses a caricature that looks like some euro-mongrel

i don't live in a 3rd world shithole

>implying mass shootings are more common in murica than europe and other rapeholes of refugees

I don't shop at walmart

I can form a sentence

implying americans are white

Impossible if you're Western European.
Also,

A pizza is not a vegetable

Fake and gay.

>posts "worst tattoos ever"
>doesn't get that it's a joke
1/10

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So you're in the Anglosphere. Some accomplishment, very impressed.

>FARTING INTENSIFIES

My country has been through medieval age