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'sheed banter edition

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They call Muslims cups cause of the prayer caps? That's just too cute.

jonathan bowden was an intellectual giant, funny how all the cleverest people are facists, funny that indeed

And I'm guessing you're as clever as they come?

>unbothered

Lmao people post their DMs that they get from 'moderate' Muslims all the time about how they want to kill them and shit.

In the New York Magazine profile, Clinton opened up about the election and the role sexism played in its outcome with refreshing candor. Here are some of the highlights:

"What I was doing was working. I would have won had I not been subjected to the unprecedented attacks by Comey and the Russians, aided and abetted by the suppression of the vote, particularly in Wisconsin."

On looking at the geography of people who googled her WikiLeaks scandal leading up to the election:

"They were from a lot of places where people were trying to make up their minds. Like, 'Oh my God, I kinda like her, I don't like him, but she might go to jail. And then what about all this other stuff?' It was just such a dump of cognitive dissonance....I have a lot of sympathy for voters in a lot of places I didn't win, because I can see how hard it was."

she's literally demented

and we've got the british version in charge right now. joy.

Roll
Bap
Cob
Barm cake

bloody facists

It's happening again

for tonight. tuna mayo, salad, bap, cookies, sweet potato crisps, BBQ sauce, lime pickle and Jacketpotato

Kicking off on corrie.

Taking a huge shit right now

>corrie

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what is that smell?

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anime

dog is sleeping

just solved a Rubik's cube for the first time lads (have a method)

>24
>balding

might just end it all

me

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my mate was balding and so was his dad, they went to Turkey and got hair transplants, it's night/day - you literally would not know they were ever bald

everything cost them ~£3k each, flights, hotel, treatment

or you could get fleeced by a harley street doctor for about £7k

been browsing instagrams of random uni slags all day lads

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hairy arms are a-okay

I have really bad jungle fever, lads

>turkey
nah mate. nah

moar of her

Lads you know in 20 years when all the old people are dead they will have a referendum to get back in the EU and it'll pass by a landslide

that's latinas for you. buy the ticket, take the ride.

NEEEEEEEEEEED A TIGHTS GEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

>all the old people
Uk ageing population is increasing and there will be more old people than ever before

I live in the south buddy, I know it well

stay bald then lmao

me in the back

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same lad :(

Need a first car 1-2k

Don't care if its deano tier lads I am deano tear

hit me

>novice bench press: 58 kg

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London pubs are not nearly as bad as Paris pubs

I visited Paris after my London excursion, so I had the idea of pubs and alcohol fresh on my mind. The first Parisian pub I visited was within an eyeshot of the Eiffel Tour. It was small, and had cigarettes and condoms for sale behind the counter. The owner looked to be a stereotypical swarthy and sweat bald Frenchman who was flirting with some fat, ugly French women.

When he came over to me, I asked for some "aqua", which I assumed everyone knew was universal for water. He had no idea what I meant. He brought out a tall glass of dark beer and tried to charge me 15 euros for it. I walked out, and afterwards I saw him selling cigarettes to what appeared to be a bunch of young French brats

Another night I was in the mood for some fine French cheeses. The waiter still did not know what "aqua" meant, so he gave me a glass of ice. Then he finally brought out a glass of nasty distilled water. I ordered my cheese. The "chef" forgot to take off the plastic wrapper on a bit of it.

Paris is shittier than London

need a dancing gf

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yeah but most of the ones over 60 now will be dead

that apron looks comfy

>texas
>south
lad...

new santan dave lads
i know you lads aren't ready for this

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do I look like Top Gear? fuck off mate do you own research

Love how career internet edgelord Rorkes pretend to give a shit about innocent teenagers when it comes to suicide bombings in a pathetic attempt to hide their distaste for it as anything more than an extension of their hatred for muzzies

just talk straight, rorke

anyone remember the cuckio meme

my city is 33% white

If all muslims are terrorists how come they haven't all exploded yet? Checkmate Rorke.

>need to do a poo
>just showered

yeah you look like top gear what the fuck are you gonna do about it you top gear looking cunt

are you braindead? the elderly population is piling up, they are increasing

are these 1RM or for reps?

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business idea: socialist republic of britain

>Paul Joseph Watson

people get more right wing as they get older

>repetitions: 5

British rappers are cringey as fuck

BLEACHED

hello liam

I know that this is a sombre video but I can't help but snicker at his accent. It just sounds so comical

why is it that people obsessed with the gym always work in white collar bourgeois professions and not working class jobs

alri

think we have a teenager in our midst

fuck off riley

my bench is utterly tragic

don't cry

In twenty years, the EU will not even exist

Need a big chebs asian gf and also a tights gf

Do manual labour for a week and you'll see. It's absolutely exhausting and at the end of the day all you want to do is shower and lay down.

manual labour is free gym

post your legs t-rex ass nigga

Never met a white person that I liked (Corbyn is an exception).

just put my actual maxes in there

love pints

even better, it's gym that pays

nah too many faggot benders on here

Ah yes spastic italians and spanish gathering and being loud again

Cant wait to leave the EU

hmmmm I wonder why

joe smith jr does manual labour and is a professional boxing world champion

dedication must be ridiculous

fucking retard

>Letting girls walk around showing everyone their legs
Cuckolds

This is my first time on /brit/ in just over one year.

How is things going lads?

it's quite different to a gym. gym goers just gain muscle for show, rather than any practical application.

spaniards are the fucking worst

at least we spend money abroad

pl lad here

>gym goers just gain muscle for show, rather than any practical application

nice reverse psychology rasheed

god if i was a paki i'd want a tights gf 10x more

remember that time muslims murdered a bunch of people for a drawing? Good times. Or how about the times mussies threw people accused of being gay off a roof? Such a resilient unbotherable people

Yeah whites aren't bad when they give me free stuff

but you leave stool in pool

heading out to Mr. Pakis corner shop for some Amber Leaf and a Lucozade.


You lads want anything?

islam exterminated

>Not getting your wife to wear tights in the house
If it is for you, why show it to everyone else?

Hey, if you are into having other men fuck your wife with their eyes, that is your business.