Successful freelance voice actor here!

Successful freelance voice actor here!
Post anything for me to say and I'll Vocaroo it.
vocaroo.com/i/s1AcfaNhtK4B

I wish Vocaroo didn't compress their files so much tho

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hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door; the leather club's two blocks down

"We got to have... Money!"

I've actually met Van Darkholme
vocaroo.com/i/s0V5o0NcJ3WU

I get all the voice actors I encounter on Sup Forums to say that line, you just made my day!

That vocal fry fucked me up man
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swag swag yeet dab xd

Get out of my board fucking normie fag!

(Don't forget about the "REEEEEEE")

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you put a lot of effort into that one faggot
vocaroo.com/i/s10Kgtq5U9uR

say this pls: "And it was at this time that innocent Billy cautiously typed in Sup Forums's search bar 'Gaping Rat Pussy.' Don't be Billy."

Say, "Noah R., I'm comin' for you, you lil punk. Your lil A.V.C. ass will get popped if I ever see you. Blood Gang for life!"

Thank you. Sound aggressive and serious.

Act this out

I like this one. I can put some character into it.
vocaroo.com/i/s0tEUK7qeXlb

i am easily pleased

dirty dirty paki cunt
stick a dildo up your bum
smell it and then show your mum
filthy curry paki scum

rape a baby up the bum
dirty pedo paki scum
when it squeals then you run
pedofile muggy bacon

wog wog raped the dog
baby got aids after piss on the bog
wog wog on you jog
da doo ron ron ron da do rob wog

syphilis syphilis what did you miss of us
spread out his cheeks while i piss in the mid of it
vinegar vinegar inside his thingamy
rinse out the fish and test his masculinity

i once knew a kid and his name was akmed
his father got killed with a bomb on his head
he cried and he cried and had terrible bunions
that dirty paki smelled of curry and onions

i once raped a kid in the night
his nappy was covered in shite
i mangled its head but the baby was dead
the cum in its nappy was white

baby baby why you hate me
if you love me why you rape me
sometime i think that you hate me
why don't treat me like a lady

in the beginning i thought i would hate you
then it turned out that i wanted to date you
maybe a drink or two just might persuade you
before i chase you hunt you down and rape you

i have one but i cant remeber quite how it goes

I'm not too good at gangsta shit
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Do this

use clyp.it instead

my mic is shit so excuse me clyp.it/2m5yujl2

I'm not gonna wake the neighbors with this one lol

just tested this out and it's fantastic
RIP Vocaroo

(can you say)
everything I do I do it big, made a movie theater out the crib.

Mez?

here it is:
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war..

i once raped a woman in china
she smelt like my mother's vagina
turned out she was dead so i cut off her head couldn't finish cause of my angina

"I HATE NIGGERS. FUCK NIGGERS. IF ONLY WE COILD STERALIZE THEM AND SHIP THEM OFF TO AFRICA, OR GIVE EM' THE OLD CHAMBER LIKE THE KIKES!"

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cmon do this one it's the only decent post in the thread you lazy cunt

Kill yourself fag

I want you to say:

this makes my penis become...the big penis

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this.

"Why are you such a larry, i hope Andi Lubitz flies into your house"

I'm sorry.
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"This is Officer Jonathan, Mr. Miguel. Nar-see-zo Reyes has passed away yesterday night on 12/22/17 in a fatal fall accident in his home. Please call me at my personal line (661) 947-2729 for information about the death and so we can make arrangements. I understand his wife has passed away so we are reaching you. Thank you and Merry Christmas."

Thank you, Mr. Golden Voice. Try to sound sad.

The continuing saga of Billy: "Three months later and Billy was just a little bit wiser. Wise enough to convince his mother to buy a VPN under the pretense it would make the internet go faster. But this time, Billy was hungry - not for rat pussy, no, but for something more...satisfying. This time, he was in a thread where a young man promised to pour a bottle of three months of strep-throat infection pus and coughed up fluids into his rectum. The OP promised to do it for anyone who rolled trips. Billy anxiously clicked 'Post a Reply.' Fingers trembling, hands shaking, he typed out a simple, one-word phrase: 'roll,' to which he attached a picture of Anne Hathaway naked. Out came the code, with a distinctive number on the end: 333. Billy nearly yelped with excitement and terror. Would op deliver? Find out after the commercial break.

just fucking say it then fuck off you talentless hack

>clyp.it/oiyfpq5f
fucking kek op you are the fucking best.

triggered cause no one cares about your bullshit text? gtfo faggot

it's not my text. but it's the only half decent thing in this thread. so fucking say it and then get throat cancer you queer

>vocaroo.com/i/s0EpuGckDTw2

clyp.it/u34zkgj0

INDIA SUPER POWER BY 2020

You fucking faggot fuck. How come you ignored my request? Too pussy to do it? Perhaps you're a nigger yourself you talentless fuck. Kill yourself and drink some bleach

oh no, has OP abandoned us?

"Your son Christian stole my white girl in high school. She cheated on me and I'll never forgive him or her. I Googled him and found your number so you tell him to fight me instead of pulling a 9 milimeter on me like he did last time. Tell him to be a man and fight fair instead of having his little gang friends also gang on me."

Ty, apple pie.

say "fuck off chad, you fat coon" in the most niggish voice you can do

...

I am more curious about how much you make doing this. How much? Yrs ago I did some voice work for some video games, 4 or 5 of them, and tried out for the PA announcer for the Seattle Sonics when we had them, made top 10 out of hundreds trying out. Curious if I should revisit this.

Thanks for an interesting one. I hope you're sending that to a relative or something lol
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Another one op.
"I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get a huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its dick.

Hear me out.

Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small; approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates; usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards.

The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their dick sucked by the same person twice."

Tell me everything is going to be ok

File was too large. Sorry :/
I put a lot of work into that one too.

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defence?

get fucked you piece of shit talentless cunt. i will murder you

sorry OP. lol the one about the spider is probs too long too.

You can do this one in two parts or something idk if you want.

"I remember the first time I was sexually propositioned by a gorilla.

I was at the local zoo that day, as I was every weekend. I usually got there an hour before the zoo opened, just so I could be first in line. There usually wasn't much of a line, but I wanted to be first. I wanted him to see me first. Who is "him," you ask? The alpha male in the gorilla enclosure, of course.

I would stand at the edge of his enclosure, and just admire him. The way he would beat his chest would get me so hot and bothered, my pants would become uncomfortably tight. I would have to excuse myself to the bathroom to clean up, but I would be right back there, watching him. I would usually stay until the zoo closed, and then I would be right back the next weekend. The way he looked at me while he asserted himself to the females of the troop made me know he wanted me, and I knew I had to let him have me."

"Well, eventually I managed to hide in the zoo's bathroom after it closed, and I knew I had my chance. Around midnight, I hopped the fence into the alpha male's pen, and made my move. I turned around, removed my clothes, and slowly backed myself into him. I didn't want to look him in the eyes, lest it upset him. He started hooting at me, and I knew things were going well. I could feel his hot breath on the underside of my testicles. The moment I had been waiting on had finally arrived. I could hear his breathing as he forcibly bent me over and mounted me, and then I took him, all of him, inside of me. A few powerful pumps and it was all over. I lay there, wishing I was a gorilla lady so I could be pregnant with his child.

A man can dream."

OP sounds like some guy from half life 2, I can't remember who though.
Say this "Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons; most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you’ve earned it."

Ur so butthurt

what an awful thing to say to someone. do you realise how offensive the term "butthurt" is?

Samsung supremacy. K Y S iDiots

K

fucking twat how dare you call someone butthurt go gas yourself u kike

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"K"? I hope someday you realise how ill-mannered and insulting you have behaved tonight. Your parents did a terrible job of raising you, and frankly, should be ashamed.

K

go have a wank in an empty fish tank

i hate to say it. it's coming now. here it is. its what you think it is. its the one youve been waiting for.

u r a nigger

you're a vile excuse for a human being. i hope you loathe yourself as much as everyone in this thread and your parents do.

Talk like a nigger from the slums and say
>ay ay come here cracka ass white fool
>ye you fool
>yo manG wenna buy some of my butthash, its da best from the area and it gets you really high as shit nigger
>like i've never been this high as shit nigger from all the years i've poopsmoked butthash nigger

Go to bed, Mitch...

Kek kys

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...

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gimme some good ones pls

Ajit has net if you have coin.

kys niggerlover

kek

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i am a nigger i am a nog. i am a filthy stinking wog. i am so stupid i believe in god. i''ll rape anything i see even your dog. my penis looks like a shitty log. i am a simian gollywog

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Please say:

"Congratulations, you win!"

I probably gonna abandon thread soon. If you guys have anything more you desperately want me to say, post it now and I'll stay around for a lil bit.
Should I post contact info so we can do this again sometime?

Ayy

>> "Aaand Bob's your uncle!"

Please do:
"Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno!"

I'm redoing Lastmeasure/Nimp & looking for better voice clips

Pls do

Can I hire you, to voice over my documentation about gay ducks in the amazon?

How do I get a voice like yours?

Goddamnit Sup Forums. You've ruined my entire fucking life. I was at my cousin's for Christmas Eve party and got to see his 6 month old daughter. Now, i work with kids on a regular basis and am known to be a very stable person. At one point he let me hold her. He asked: "cute, ain't she?" I replied: "haha yeah, shes a cute little loli." Brother immediately starts fuming, punches me in the nose. Mom and cousin, dad freak out, want to know why he punched me. He tells them "loli is what those faggot pedophiles call little girls they find attractive." Mom sceeams at me, cousin lunges at me. Dad takes me outside and tells me to GTFO. They now want me to go to pedo rehab. Thanks faggots.

How will your new last measure work

be born a nigger

say "I want to suck a creamy log of shit from Andy Sixx's puckered asshole"
plz and thank u

clyp.it/o1dikms2

"I'll take a potato chip and eat it"
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KC6T3_O2iWc

I really don't understand the attitudes and context behind this meme.

Lurk moar

clyp.it/dk4k5ljw

could you please do this as a voice over for a project im working on?

Just say "the young man eats his seed" like 30 times pls and thank you

shouldn't have dropped out then should you nigger?

>inb4 meme
How can I contact you?