Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Go cast your b8 up your girl's ass m8

haha you look gay and ORANGE am i rite my Sup Forumsoys? hahah am going to hack you man

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU

Back to the gas chamber.

like what the fuck this dude has to be a troll no one is that arrogant to call themselves the best and boasting of there secret raids, well not 2 secret now buddy. I call bs this is a Sup Forumsoy posing as the idea of what we hate.

and your bitch looks like the wife of Frankenstein

if you were a true marine you would know you cant talk about your operations

this shit is older than me

Greetings Non-coprophiliacs,

My name is Andy, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day not giving a shit about that faggot that keeps posting my picture on Sup Forums telling you to suck a log of shit out of my ass. You are everything bad on Sup Forums. Honestly, have any of you ever ate a log before? I mean, I guess it’s fun ignoring forced memes because of your dislike of cancer, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than starting ylyl threads on Sup Forums.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the forced meme team, and starter on my not-getting-banned-by-faggot-Sup Forums-mods-that-don't-care-about-enforcing-global-rules team. What cancerous shit threads do you spam on Sup Forums, other than "jack off to trap threads"? I also get straight F’s, and have a banging hot log (It just slid down my throat; Shit was SO creamy). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my log"

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He did it again. Will you people please help me? This goomba was at the bar I work at ONE TIME and had another goomba friend take a picture of us. We're not together and I would NEVER go out with a greasy little shit like him. I date athletes. He even asked me to blow him. Shit sounded SO gross.

Fuck off back to fit faggot!

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Kek

Nice b8, orange lookin' ass

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Kek