You walk into your bathroom and see this. She says

You walk into your bathroom and see this. She says,

"Hello, human. I am the demon Agdroth. I am using your bathing vessel to transform back to my human form. Do not disturb me."

What do?

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

FUck off baths full
>rip down my pantaloons
>face my ass towards it
>trumpet my ass with the power of 5000 suns
> and blow it away

>hello police?
>I just shot some mentally ill woman who broke into my home

Shove a cross in her pussy while lubing her ass with holy water & ramming a dick in there to fuck that blasted demon to death.

Never raped demon before.

"Are you actually a demon? "
>yes
Board up bathroom from outside(including windows) wait half a month so of it's a human it dies. If it's a demon it all just phase out
>no
Throw the bitch out of my fucking house

...

I take my cock out of my pants and force my dick inside her demonic pussy until I jizz inside her. Demons disappear instantly when you fuck them.

>grab the emergency rape kit
Welcome to the mortal realm, bitch!

I do not always look both ways before crossing the street. I will look right, and spin further right to check my right. After both rights are clear I walk forward with my feet,

I’d say, hey, what’s up Abigail? And we’d probably chill like we always do.

turn 360 degrees around and walk away

GODDAMN IT URSULA!!!
I KNOW FOR SURE I'M NOT PRINCE ERIC AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!?
ALSO, LOOK AT THIS SHIT YOU GONE AND INKED YOUR SELF IN THE BATH!!!

I give her some soap.

submit and worship her feet

Tell demon I need shit and let her smell my stinky poo

I would ask her why she left buzzfeed

I rape her/it.

wtf bitch , that was a years supply of C60

kill yourself

doing lords work

"That'll be $50"

Not disturb her, obviously. She asked nicely. Well, nice enough.

Did you just assume my species?

Sorry bitch, but that tub belongs to Malphas. Get the fuck out.

This

First off
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A BATHTUB IN MY BATHROOM?
secondly
PREPARE YOUR HOLES BITCH

Good eye. I spotted her too. My GF watches her channel all the time.

360 and walk away.
It's rude and unacceptable to go into the bathroom while someone else is using it, even if they're just transforming into their human form.
If I have something to say I can wait until she's finished.

Start fapping furiously

Why turn all the way around to only walk backwards user?

RICED

Feed her eggs.
Pour a bowl of boiled eggs into the water.

Start fingering her asshole really fast like when i try to itch my ear hole

A human with no prior history in this realm? Cool, nobody will miss her as she spends her years in human form as a sex slave and she demands to be set free or be returned to hell.

No shoving dick in her mouth tho since she'd bite it off with her shark fangs :[

First ask if she can prove me demon

Second if proves demon, make her submit to me

Third make her sex slave

Fourth bask in job well done

>Draw my silver sword
>Cast a Quen spell for protection
>Finally, cast a charm to strike fear into her heart
"BEGONE THOT!"

1.) She has no reason to prove herself
2.) She won't submit to you

roll for initiative.

piss on her face

>Agdroth
>Agoroth
>Agoro
>Agora
"Not on my watch kike!"
Banish she-jew back to kekistan.

>... and take you with them.
finished that sentence for you.

Pee in the tub.

"Oh sorry Agdroth, didn't know you were in here, hey I'm going to run to the store need anything?"

>ask if she needs anything
>patiently wait by the door with a bowl of eggs
>hand it to her when shes done bathing

"I REQUIRE SLUSH PUPPY AND SULFUR"

If that’s her I’d leave her a bucket of grout and ask if she could sort out the fuckin mess they bathroom tiles are in while she’s sorting her shit out.

Then feed her eggs

Shoot vid with phone.

come here pretty boy so i can suck your cock

Pelt her with raw eggs and uncooked hotdogs

Looks like a girl my wife is trying to fuck

why the water black

k, but im putting my dick in your vagina after. So just let me know when you are done

Eat her ass

Ask for a bj

I disturb her

whip my dick out bend over and just start stuffing chicken nuggets up my ass