Just had sex with a prostitute for the first time, ask me anything

Just had sex with a prostitute for the first time, ask me anything.

Pic related: is one she had in the ad (which obviously wasnt going to be her)

Pic also related: This is what she sent me when I asked if she could show me what she looks like, and it turns out it was her

Looks like a feminist/trap

was it worth it?

>street-viewed the address
>saw it was a typical massage parlour
>asked if the entrance was easy to find, it apparently was "lots parking at back" typical semi-fluent grammar
>decided to just go as I was in a fairy horny mood
>drove to the back at organised time after showering at home
>before I got out of my car a random older asian lady opened a nearby back door and ushered me in happily

yes, but it wasnt any better than just worth it $130 AUD (probably about $100 USD)

How much did it cost?

This would be the best rough estimate of what her body size and shape was, and she would have been about 22 years old

$130AUD/$100USD

bear in mind her face was actually like this

When you say "just wort it". Does that mean she didnt make any effort or?

She looks grumpy, too bad since she isnt bad looking.

no, plain hooker/any sex isnt worth 130. she must have done enough to earn what he was charged.

>I was suddenly worried this nice old asian lady was her... and wasnt sure what I would do if it was.... such is the worry I had about not knowing what was going on with the whole.... hookers process
>she took me to back room (technically front of house)
>asked me what I wanted
>I wasnt sure if I was supposed to say "massage" but eventually quietly uttered 30 minutes... uh... full service"
>she happily said ok and knocked on the door and the actual girl came and opened the door
>she put her arm around me and called me something, not sure, just general flirty behaviour
>old lady said "ok $130" (she seemed kind of nervous, maybe because I was much bigger than them, not sure)
>needed change for $140, she came back with two $5 notes. Great now I have random guy paying for prostitute money in my wallet. anyway
>girl closes and locks door and starts being flirty and touchy and keeps lightly trying to get me hard

So what, she had an ad you found on Backpage and you went to this massage parlor and fucked? A whole $100 worth of a fuck? Huh. Cool deal. What are the prostitution laws even like in aus?

Have ta agree, have come across the uninterested kind of girls a couple of times both in the "free" world and with hookers. Waste if time.

she made effort, but its all a bit mechanical. It didnt really turn me on in a good way. She made nice sounds and licked my nipples and let me touch her wherever. and her boobs felt good.
But I dont think I was ever really 100% into it, and didnt have the experience I usually attribute to sex

Where in aus was this?

>>I wasnt sure if I was supposed to say "massage" but eventually quietly uttered 30 minutes... uh... full service"
>>she happily said ok and knocked on the door and the actual girl came and opened the door
>>she put her arm around me and called me something, not sure, just general flirty behaviour
>>old lady said "ok $130" (she seemed kind of nervous, maybe because I was much bigger than them, not sure)
>>needed change for $140, she came back with two $5 notes. Great now I have random guy paying for prostitute money in my wallet. anyway
>>girl closes and locks door and starts being flirty and touchy and keeps lightly trying to get me hard

Aus prossie laws depend on which state. can easily find brothels publicly listed with no real worry about anyone getting in trouble. illegal mostly but openly never regulated generally across the country.

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yeah, but I messaged a fair few ads over many, many months on those odd occasions I felt like I wanted to do it. I was always looking for that needle in a haystack, the perfect look, close by, etc.

That she seemed honest with showing me her face made me feel like risking it (I may have been talking to somebody else with her pictures, not sure)

Most backpage escorts just seem so fake its hard to feel comfortable that youre going to get what they say I think

And, so independent prostitutes are legal, but brothels are illegal, so what they do is make it seem like youre talking to the girl who just has a room at a massage parlour or something like that so they can hide behind that law.

half of Aus its all legal though, and fully regulated

>eventually end up with my shirt off, on bed.
>she ushers me to take my shorts off
>I was unsure at this point if the "massage" part of the ads is real
>it wasnt she just helps me pull my shorts down, and makes a kind of "uh oh" sound under her breath as she grabs my penis
>My penis real big?? Its ugly?? I dont know, but it was the only really genuine thing she did.
>Then oh fuck, she gets those baby wipe things and cleans my penis (it was well cleaned from the shower 10 minutes before but its procedure Im sure)

>now Ive lost my erection cos bleh that isnt fun
>she starts sucking my cock. Feels OK, looks nice. She has really cute black hair thats uneven, short and long in different places, like an angled cut or something. She likes it when I play with her hair as she sucks me (bareback)
>she starts doing weird slurpy noises that... kinda feel nice, but this whole situation is weird and Im not getting a proper boner
>goes on for a while. She stops and spits saliva from the slurpy sounds shes making, into a bin near the bed
>She puts a condom on me. Im like... 85% hard so it goes on but Im aware of the softness
>shes an expert though and knows it just needs to be inside her
>takes a little bit of effort to get in but its fine
>then she starts doing the full on Porno girl on top bouncing stuff
>I enjoy it but its too fast for me, so eventually I pick her up and do her man on top missionary
>I go slowly with deep thrusts and by now Im fully hard. She is either just acting or is a lot more aware of how my penis feels now that its properly hard
>its not super exciting, I dont make much noise, but she is 100% aware of me cumming inside her.

SA

she wasnt grumpy, but she did seem a little dead inside

>I slump over on to my back
>she takes condom off me and cleans my penis with a tissue. She does a good job of it.
>I get up figuring its time to go
>say thankyou
>we both dress, then she walks me out
>I see the old lady and give her a big smile because shes smiling in a customer service kind of way
>get in my car and go get a milkshake

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>currently drinking milkshake. Milkshake was worth it

I'd pay $100 to fuck that, with that face

Where did you buy the milkshake ?

I think you should marry her.

eh... condoms tho

You'd rather bareback a chick that barebacks a dozen other guys a day?

No I'd rather fuck a girl who I know doesn't have any diseases (ie. not a prostitute) so I don't need a condom. It's not even worth having sex if you need to use a condom imo.