AFL GAMETHREAD

ANZAC Eve edition

>Tonight 24/4
Richmond vs Melbourne @MCG
7:25 (2 hours)

>Tomorrow 25/4
Collingwood vs Essendon @MCG
3:20

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strawpoll.me/12815517
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kek, nice """poomunity""" you have here.

/trivagogirl/ lads

who /dabloos/ here?

HEAVE HO UNNA

Looking forward to the embarrassment tßh

Here's hoping Melbourne can keep the game really close, if not win it. >We're counting on it.

>Melbourne and Essendon both to get up
Will be a good week.

based straffo

BASED STRAFFO

If I find out which one of you did this I will be giving you a lesson in etiquette

>In memory of the men

whoa, sexist much? The RSL better pull their heads in quick smart

>Tuesday is going to consist of ANZAC Day football and Guardians 2.

What a day.

>glennmcgrathslivingroom.jpg

Can't handle the truth?

Typical little commie faggots. No respect for anything. The only thing those cunts deserve is a bullet in the back of their heads.

Reminder that the West Coast Eagles Web is an actual strategy, contrary to what angry iggle believes.

How the hell have you not killed yourself yet?

this thread was made by /nrl/

@75475287
no one cares, stop shitposting fake RC

No, it wasn't. Your shit general has 10 replies in 8 hours.

t. OP

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

I do. That's why I'm 7/9 this week and on 28 tips for the season.

>10 replies in 8 hours

Would you like to try that again Bitchality Cuck?

daily reminder that racism has NO place in Australia.

heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/teams/western-bulldogs/etihad-stadium-management-investigating-allegations-an-afl-fan-racially-abused-a-lions-trainer/news-story/55f68dbf413e61bc8540bfbc83be2b2b

>this thread
>my OP
offended 2bh

also it was created about an hour ago.
also thanks for exposing yourself /nrl/

75475326
*yawn*

Shut up nigger.

>those numbers
BASED turbo on exposing /nrlel/ watch

HAHAHA BTFO

>aborted tip watch
>aborted trip watch
just how it should be

Based /afl/

A stands for Awesome!
F stands for Fun!
L stands for Legendary!

>get refuted
>AHAHAHA LE BTFO LEEJUN WINZ AGAIN!

The Plebocrats strike again.

@75475326
Even if you were 7/9 (big if) you'd only be on 25 for the season after EXPOSED you inside of 5 minutes. Sad.

>75475355
Kill yourself faggot.

@75475355
Were you, or were you not caught out lying about your tips for the season from your own posts? You always don the trip right so that must be you, no? Simple question.

Yet I've already been over this shit countless times. Half of those tips were a test. You have to follow my twitter to get the real tips.

75475366
*yawn*

>it was just a test
fuggin pafetik fake RC

> follow real tip pleb for the real tips

real tip pleb hasn't been posting AFL tips because anons would keep track and continue to expose real tip pleb's aborted narrative.

Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans

>claims to be a tip god
>half of his tips are false to see if you are actually paying attention
>give knowingly false tips to people looking for tipping information
>100,000 followers by the end of the year on the back of knowingly passing false information
fake RC logic everyone.

lmao the cunt is so poor he couldn't even pay $15 to buy 500 followers.

nah just been busy. I'll give my tip for tonight's game soon though.

@75475420
no one cares, stop shitposting fake RC

>75475420
You should kill yourself instead.

If no one cared half of the posts in this thread wouldn't be dedicated to me.

Fact: I like RC

@75475433
no one cares, stop shitposting fake RC

strawpoll.me/12815517

Don't care either way but I voted Melb for keks potential

What a shit poll. There wasn't anything funny about it at all.

>LE FUNNY JACK WATTS POLL OPTION XDXD
>>>/bigfooty/

>XD
>>>/reddit/

I hope you faggots quoting without the >> get banned. Maybe even killed by African gangs.

75475457
trip on fake RC

Reminder that I never post without donning the trip.

inb4 easy replies to 75475457

@75475468
About as believable as your tips.

You now remember Chance Bateman

>le ANZAC meme

no one gave a fuck about it until the 1990s
it's like if in 100 years time we commemerate some insignifcant contribution we made as America's pawn in some war, instead of Britain's
It was mostly bydlo who died too, so nothing of value was lost

KEEP POLITICS OUT OF FOOTY

>75475457
I don't live in pozbourne so no worries there.

@75475480
so edgy

Bugle player is SHOOK

kek, this bugler sucks shit

>Bugle player confirmed cleaning toilets with his toothbrush after that effort

Ever heard of chicken smallhorn? That's why it matters

When you try your best but don't succeed

Who /silentmajority/ here?

Not me, this inveterate liar is a blight on society

Tip is up.

>bydle gets captured by based Japs

@75475504
shut the fuck up

@75475504
Cheers, just stuck 3 months rent on the Dees

anyone get kinda uncomfortable with all this? like thanks for dying and making my shit life possible i guess.

>Roos to field standalone VFL team from next year
They can't even field a standalone AFL team

Roos are being relegated to VFL m8

Nothing better than a good exposure to end the day.

tassie mate.

kek

>Could've been Japanese if it wasn't for those blasted ANZACs
I just want to watch the footy. Not this victory gloating.

Noice.

waste of quads like your wasted life baka

ahh...seriously mate dont do that.

75475562
I didn't give you permission to (You) me cunt. Refrain from shitposting in my direction, cheers.

I didn't, but I already had 1% of my bank on Melbourne during the week. Was a value bet.

Melbourne attack for 4 minutes for 3 points, Richmond go down once and goal. That'll hurt Melbourne

'awks lads

Oh look one win and they come scuttling out from under the fridge.

mate, we should talk about the lack of igg posting.
they've scuttled underneath the fridge

this, that 'awks guy was here at least last week when they lost IIRC iggs posting just flat out died.

>UMPMOND

>tfw no autism team of the week this season
SAD

Is this game not on free to air?

Still here lad, opted for a mid season and end of season team instead but obviously noms have dropped off without a weekly post/update. Got 3 members so far.

7mate live for me

I know a place where you can watch it live.

t. Weekly Team Autist.

Nobody misses you. Here or elsewhere in life

>deliberate
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

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>age 22
>games 44
>goals 88

this satisfies me greatly

Are you allowed to rush at all anymore?