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Redpill me on Dan Schneider Sup Forums

I know there's theories that he molested some of the girls on his shows but I just don't know. Surely someone would've spoken out by now right?

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He has a foot fetish

He tears the holes of underage woman and toddlers with his penis. He then injects them with semen.

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

He's fat

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Dan "The Cunnyman" Schneider

this fucking guy

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Dan the van Schneider

Dan "spread it wider" Schneider

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Wonder if that leaf-poster will show up to defend Dan's honor.

Lol you mean dan?

legit hollywood pedo

probably has molested/raped hundreds of girls by now

Dan, Dan the pedo man.

>tfw you will never be a fat ugly guy with a micropenis small enough to have enjoyable intercourse with little girls

or maybe he just licks their feet all the time

holy shit Dan wrote himself into the show

Hes the man in the van with a plan

Ok this text group again. I'm Mr. Scheinders lawyer and was this same group slandering Mr. Scheinders name last night as well. And now they're all in custody today. I don't want to have to do this again. I will be contacting the NSA AGAIN. These outrageous accusations will not stand. Apparently the NSA wasn't able to apprehend the king pin last night but this time I think will be different. Delete this text group and no further action will be taken there will not be a second warning.

Dan "My cum goes in your mouth or your career goes south" Schneider

WHO???

Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan "I'm about to blow all over your toes" Schneider

Dan "If her age is on the clock it's time for the cock" Schneider

Dan "makes the Disney queen scream" Schneider

Dan "the big man" Schneider

Dan "It puts the lotion on the feet or else it gets a boot to the street" Schneider

Dan "Large Hymen Collider" Schneider

Dan's a big guy...

Top lel

Turns out he's a wonderful lover so none of them really want to speak out against him especially since he's also the reason they become rich and famous.

For thou

Dan "The Big Dick @ Nick" Schneider

THIS WILL NOT STAND CEASE AND DESIST NOW!!!

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What is this facial expression trying to convey?

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>The weak should fear the stronk

somone post all of the dan schnieder nick names

its a work of art

Anybody have the side by side comparison of Schneider with Brittnie Spears little sisters kid?

Dan "tell anyone about our secret and you'll be found dead in pakistan" Schneider

Doubt he has actually molested anyone, but he is pretty blatantly inserting his fetishes into all of his shows.

I wish I could get just 1% of the cunny he does. How do I get a lgf, Sup Forums?

I assure you that he has.

Dan "We got ourselves a screamer" Schneider

what with the subliminal armlock?
he literally can't help but rape them mentally


somebody knows who tf was the canadian poster defending him like an autist yesterday?

Someone post the Jeannette McCurdy vine of being covered in bruises working on iCarly.

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Seems like way too much of a beta to me, thus the inserting fetishes into the shows. He can't actually alpha up and act on this stuff, so he indulges passively. At least that's the impression I get.

>big dick @ nick has done kinkier shit with this sheeboon than the POTUS

Dan "To get on my set make my dick wet" Schneider was vacationing in leafland perhaps

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Dan
> Im not done hun
Schneider

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Dan "Those feet aren't just for walking" Schneider

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Dan "Diaper Slider" Schneider

go on..........

>implying he'll ever beat Jimmy Savile's record
RIP

>Written by Dan Schneider
Gets me everytime. It's like he's flaunting it in our faces.

Thanks Dan for providing nice teen soft core. This makes me wonder, is he sick, or just our unheralded hero?

Those postures do indicate severe insecurity at least in that moment. It very well could be Dan but I am still a skeptic as to what exactly made their postures reform

That's actually what I was wondering. It's like he has written a character of himself that he probably has act out his degeneracy.

Anyone know the backstory on that character? (Assuming anyone watches whatever show that is.)

Dan "Poop Is Part Of The Plan" Schneider

Are there any accusations or evidence that he's raped any of these girls, or is it just a meme based on the creepy shit he puts in his shows?

The best one is the one where that unconscious girl gets put in a 50 gallon drum then "Executive Producer: Dan Schneider" flashes up. It's like someones parents complained and he showed them exactly what will happen if they don't play ball.

That list is always funny, and the best part is I keep seeing new ones not on that list too kek

Dan "The harder they resist the harder I get" Schneider

We should send him a Sup Forums gift basket

Just like the hollywood elites who raped the other kids have been named and shamed... oh wait.

Gag orders, powerful lawyers, threat of financial ruin, career suicide and even faked suicide. All possibilities.

If Ariana Grande admitted she rode Schneiders cock how many pre-teen morons would still look up to her? It would decimate her sales. Half of Celebritism is selling the dream.

>"What do you do in your carvan Jimmy ?"
>"whatever I can get my hands on"
What a guy

He got the hit that and we're all jelly because of it.

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He will be sorely missed indeed

I remember watching the show as a kid and that guy was the fat nerdy brother who is more compassionate than his cool brother who slays pussy all night without a care in the world. He was basically a nu-male before nu-males were a thing.

lmao

WHAT'S IN THE BUCKET DAN? WHAT'S IN THE BUCKET?!!!!!

Dan "Those braces are scratching, open wider" Schneider

kek

Just imagine him fapping to all those tweets

at least you tried

Dirty Dan the molestin' man. Otherwise known as Dan if you want to be famous, show me your anus Schneider.

Jamie Lynn Spears, absolutely no doubt. I had never even heard of him then and Jamie Lynn Spears isn't a big name over here, but the controversy surrounding the whole thing was huge. I even remember hearing then that it was "someone from behind the scenes" who was really the dad. I can only imagine Dan in that Jewish conclave and them telling him to calm his activity down.

So, what you're saying is, if I'm understanding you correctly, "nu-males" are child molesters in the making?

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Dan Dan The Candy Man is known to be THE most hung guy at nickelodeon, possibly one of the biggest in cable. his cock has been described as "a mountain dew bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival tommy lee and mandingo. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed ariana's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dan barely able to force it past the knob, and ariana moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on dans throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

Dan's going a little out of his league in this pic.

>Dan "If you want to be famous show me your anus" Schneider

My fucking sides

Even Dan isn't impervious to the dangers of porn addiction. All that foot fetishism over the years has desensitized him and pushed him towards trannies.

That one with Louis Theroux is unreal

>"So these people who say you're a paedophile-"
>"Listen, I know whether I'm a paedophile or not, right? People say all sorts of things [goes on for ages trying to deflect]"
>"Why don't you just say yes or no?"
>"Alright then, are YOU a paedophile?"
>"No. Are you?"
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This deserves more (you)'s

It's his identity, shitlord.

There is absolutelly nothing wrong with trannies.

Just asking, but is there any direct evidence of molestation, or just being a genuine law abiding creep?