My stomach hurts Sup Forums...how can I make it feel better? The bath jsnt helping much :(

My stomach hurts Sup Forums...how can I make it feel better? The bath jsnt helping much :(

Try to stop being a whore?

Drinking water is good for your body when your stomach hurts. Hope you feel better user.

Peppermint tea.

Drown yourself.

Oooooo wait good idea I’ll actually go get some when I get out of the bath.

Your pregnant coat hanger in womb is only way

It's a muscle relaxant, if you're cramped up, this eases it.

I feel as if that would only make it worse

have a shit

I think this Sup Forumsro is on to something here. It is beginning to look alot like you're a filthy whore...

Let’s take a closer look at your body..

Eat bland carbs in moderation.
Also post moar tits.

That makes my stomach hurt?

I ate half a bagel for breakfast but that made it hurt even more

Are you talking about sharp gas pains, or an acid reflux type of burn?

stop eating you fat shit

Just like, pain. Like a general stomach ache discomfort, not quite cramps but like one constant long pain.

need a shit

fucking time stamp or GTFO!

You probably have an ulcer. If the pain is dull and constant and gets worse in response to eating (which leads to an increase in stomach acid production), that's my best guess. How long has it been going on?

SHOW ME YOUR DICK

Here.

Cool now show us your dick.
I know you have one.

timestamp+tits at the same time

Incidentally, my balls ache, but I think you showing more of your tits would help with that.

do no one follow the fucking rules around here?

Shit In the tub and drink the bath water

1337x(DOT)to

bloodletting is the proper way to cure everything

enema

guess not

Update: got the tea

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Update on the update: tea too hot

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I've got another bag you can dip, if you get my drift

no one care tubby, tits and time stamp

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Why didn’t you show your pussy? OP

That’s the chin of a dude, straight up.

it has a dick

masturbate to a orgasm , it helps me

Because he hasn’t got one

Ugh fine while it cools

ITT: Sup Forums shocks the world with white nights that give a chubby whore support while she ponders aloud her need to take a shit.

What the fuck.

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about fucking time bitch

show pussy and tummy pls

PUSSY!

Think this could help your tummy?

have you taken some pills? if you take pill in a empty stomach it always ends bad

Take some acid reflex medicine.

Now back to the tea

>demanding timestamps
>Asking for tit pics
>Genuine advice
>Kill self
Sup Forums in a nutshell

too small user sorry

trousers may be too tight around the waist, might aswell take them off

what do you want? pics to shit for attention. storty is boring.. what do you hope to gain from this?

Hahahahahaha she has a bigger cock than you do!

Advice on how to make my stomach stop hurting. It legit hurts. Maybe some mild entertainment too

Think about how much you would like a gangbang if the circumstances were right. Then play with your pussy till you cum

He wants to see how many people won’t be able to tell he has a dick. Spoiler alert: not many.

I also like beglow tea

go take a big sloppy shit. now thats fixed. get your cunt out

Go to the doctor then you mentally deranged whale

I don’t have a dick, like idk how you think I do. But that’s fine.

prove it

Suuuuuuuure ya don’t, George.

He's a Paul. Or a Jim.

bruce, lance, julian. you people stole all out toughest names

She is masturbating again...which is a good sign.

he is masturbating again you mean

You should show us your pussy that might be the source of the pain

your pants are probably too tight so you should just take them off

expecting to see pussy and a dick pops out would cause most people pain

Let's start a vote everyone who thinks it's a she say pussy everyone who thinks it's a he say fag and eventually op will post pic with answer

Pussy

trap for sure

Bleach clean you from inside

Need to see your butthole for a proper diagnosis user