How do I get American gf?

how do I get American gf?

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be black

Be a superfluous piece of shit.

Hey, they use the exact same containers for fries here! I didn't expect something like that to be the same across different nations.

or have lots of money

please note that the gf you obtain via this method will be shipped as a refurbished item*

youve obviously never been to burgeristan
you think she burgers are that slim
in Drumfland only crack trannies are that thin
Drumferettes are burger munching land whales
well, most of them

also literally burgers killed the beauty of Murrikan girls

I want to rape this girl like an indian man

Quite the opposite, unless you want a black GF.

those rapey Indians sure are rapey, diaspora Pakichan in Frenchieland

her braapp burps must smell of putrid mcburgers

delet dis pedro

>Quartz
>Data: AYI

The saddest part is that people will use this chart to influence their real life course. After all, someone on Sup Forums posted it, that means it MUST be on the level...

American girls love guys with accents.

I grew up near san francisco if you have anything but an asian or mexican accent and half in shape they'll fall for you on the spot.

>random Mexican makes post about stereotype
>industrious American cites a study from a big data company that specifically targets dating

firstmet.com/dating-blog/category/online-dating-data/

Well gee I guess I really should trust the former because it's so credible, right, you mestizo piece of shit?

isn't that obvious?
Buy her fries.

Why do Middle East and Pacific women have such easy time?

I met a girl who smelled like McDonald's once, I was surprised to find it to be repulsive.

it really is

wow cool your burger there buddy
no need to be so upset

how do I get Portuguese gf?

Reevaluate your environment, you autist

Gift them bullets.

I dont know

>Be in america
>hang around young women
>have an accent
>This is the hardest part: don't be a total sperg
Enjoy your free pussy.
But keep in mind the longer you stick around the less time they will.

love that expression