When's the last time Jizzus Christ came around?

When's the last time Jizzus Christ came around?

2015 I think, pretty sure he got a girlfriend or something. He also said his collection got tossed at some point

Yeah 2015. I remember refreshing half the day on 26th that year. He never came, no pun intended. Christmas wasnt the same ever since.

agreed

What a shame. That guy was a living legend

never give up hope, user. there's still time for a christmas miracle

also i compiled this together at one point in my life

I know what I'd like for Christmas dinner now.

Is all of that shit jizz?
Topkek

newfag detected

I believe 2015 was a shoop, the mini jars were from 2014. If I remember right, he posted in 2015 saying everything was discovered and discarded.

What the fuck is shit jizz?

wait didn't he drink one of the bottles last year ?

How do you fags even know if he is drinking actual spooge? His girlfriend caught him with it. Uh-huh. There are recipes for fake jizz all over the Internet. Ffs, Sup Forumsros.

fuck no wtf

>fake jizz
Y tho

i was there for that I am pretty sure that happened

Yes, actually.

see i knew it

omg. i wasnt home that day. You gave me new hope that Jizzus will come back this year. Thanks a lot bro, cant believe i missed that.

what the fuck

>implying that was actually him

Why user. Why the fuck would you save this onto your computer.

I...I have no words.

maybe he died drinking the cum

Jizzus, pls return.

>implying it was cum

He was a living legend because he pissed in bottles because he was a fat lazy piece of shit? Wow, kill yourself

>He was a living legend because he pissed in bottles because he was a fat lazy piece of shit? Wow, kill yourself


go back

Stay mad

Its freaking cum u dumbass

Please return jizzus

Stay a summer child :)

why NOT? it's an important piece of history

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guys i have a cum rag

God damn it, now i'll be refreshing the page every 30 mins until i have to go to party.

>Two Jizzus threads were back to back in catalog

more of my cum rag

a timestamp would make it historical

roll

put it on and go to the store

Hi New fag

sigh ok gimme a sec

Not as good as the guy who had a growing mushroom off his jizzrag

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hive mind i was just thinking the same thing when i posted that

how 'bout shit filled condom guy?

ok got the time stamp

another pic

A few years ago he said he was alive and well but has a girlfriend now. He pretty much grew up

newfaggggggggggggg

Abandon humanity

good

one of the very first days i browsed this shithole someone posted their Styrofoam bowl full of brown dried rancid cum lol.
anyone save that pic wanna post it?

did his bitch throw everything away
must suck having a gf

I talked to him about jizzmases past in that thread.
He was legit.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SEDIMENT?

i let cum abandon my cock on my rag, does that count ?

get a cum wall

yessssss

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