Who else is excited for Mr. Cum clause ?

Who else is excited for Mr. Cum clause ?

He's in jail
>Confirmed

Nobody is.

OP please pickup where bronyfag left off.

>put rainbow dash in jar
>fill jar with cum
>put on top of heater
>profit

When was his last appearance?

thinking im going to start a new tradition on Sup Forums by shitting in bottles all year

youd have too much

You could start a jenkem company

Tried making it before it honestly doesn't taste that good

Be a sperm donor, you could make a fuckton of money.
The down side is that you have to be an indirect father of so many children you don't know about.

>eating jenkem

>The down side is that you have to be an indirect father of so many children you don't know about.
Like Im not already

Don't you also have to pay child support if your sperm gets used?

Implying a fat fuck like yourself is having consistent sex kek

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Jizzmas is over, no updates for years now.

RIP Sup Forums

You're not legally bound to pay for child support so long your sperm is mostly created for a physician to artificially inseminate who's not your legal wife.

Indeed, jizzus has forsuken us. Until the next cumming (excuse the pun) of jizzuz ill continue to search for him

fucking disgusting Sup Forumstards

merry cum

God. Just imagine the smell when one of those bottles inevitably ruptures.

i get hard just thinking about it

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fuck off normie

how come the colour is yellow?