Why don't you own a sword, Sup Forums?

Why don't you own a sword, Sup Forums?

Because I own 11 guns.

i only want one owned by an actual samurai

Because I'm married, have a job, a home, and self-esteem.

because i do not own a fedora to match it with

I do.

Be I don't have 5k to piss away.

>Why don't you own a sword, Sup Forums?
>pic of katana

explain yourself op

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In today's society would a sword protect you when someone can have a gun that will fire 30 bullets a second?

I do. It's a blunt longsword for fencing forged by Peter Regenyei.

Why the fuck wouldn't I own a sword faggot.

Found the weeb.

I'm sure it protects your virginity well.

But they smell awesome.

nope just trying to tell that katanas suck

Fite me irl.

My sword is my buddy

Why do YOU own a sword, OP?

You wish you had to fight off women with a sword user.

Someday, I will use my sword to protect m'lady.

cause it can hurt someone or something and cost too much physically mentally spiritualyl emotionally economically politically socially culturally and in everyway at everytime for everyone ande verything in some ways and eventually everyway

pic related.

My sword is part of me. It is my life.

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Mom, take a picture of, please?

Cuz i have aids

I don't because I own firearms. I do have a machete though so if I really had to I could use that.

your mom is hot

fuck off weeb

Because a machete looks better and makes you look like less of a faggot

got three but all they do is act as tie hangers

I have my dad's Marine corps saber. It's a memento, not a toy.

At least he's not fat

WALL

Nice. I have my grandfather's sabre. He was an Artillery officer in the Wehrmacht.

Is that a cosplay prop or is he retarded?

Guns are a thing.