Why cant guys naturally have nice butts like girls do? They don't look appeasing at all

Why cant guys naturally have nice butts like girls do? They don't look appeasing at all.

fag

Nah, I'm no faggot, Guy asses look gross and do nothing for me.
Maybe I would though, if they had asses like girls.

Why else would you want guys to have asses more like women? You're obviously a trap lover, or a trap yourself.

Traps have guy asses too, so nah.
It's just weird how how unappealing guy ones look compared to girl ones. Like wtf was god thinking

this thread is just plain stupid.

But oh well what isn't on Sup Forums?

Some of them aren't half bad. It's usually the ones that have huge fake tits with scar lines that have the big tranny asses. I also never understood why they always have a shitty bikini tan line either. tbh though for a trap I like smaller asses. Big ones are nice but they have to be very close to a female ass.

can't tell if that's a pussy or just a squeezed sack

It's a pussy I'm pretty sure. These are definitely balls tho

That a trap?

It's simple, God hates fags

but he doesn't hate lesbians?

So basically you're saying that you're not gay but you wish you were?

Not him, but there's really no difference from fucking a dude in the ass, and fucking a girl in hers.
I don't get the meme of why one is apparently gross, and the other isn't

Look up timmy thick user

That's because you're looking at it in isolation, when you fuck someone in the ass, there's more to it than just pounding away at a hole.

Otherwise sex toys would be 100% satisfaction.

natural selection. over millennia the male of the species selected for bigger and bigger tits and nice asses on women. The human male has a much bigger penis than males of any other species on the planet (proportionate to our body size) so guess what women selected for?

Do some squats!

I’m tired of the yoga pants and leggings being being exclusive to women!
I have worn tight jeans and running pants and it seems to get women off! They like to smack and grab my ass! Not to mention look at my package! Men just need to suck it up and put our dicks in front off women at all times!

That's a terrible analogy. a sex toy isn't is a piece of plastic/silicone that only compares to a peins in terms of shape.
A male, and girls buttHOLE on the other hand, are pretty much the EXACT SAME AS far as your penis is concerned
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We sadly can. Some of us even have it as a family trait.

Prove it

> they always have a shitty bikini tan line
this has always puzzled me, do they think it's what normal women do?

im more thicc than any girl ive met so far, unfortunately its something that can attract gay men as well.

Prove it

prove it you fat faggot

faggot

Only shitty part about being a trap. You have to deal with the gay faggots that don't care for boundaries just like women do.

Lmao you know nothing. There are soooo many dudes with round jiggly butts

Not really, and even if there are it's like 0.01% of them like assbro

I sometimes think they completely dissociate from women and think of themselves as a separate gender entirely. It is just a norm in this gross warlock gender and the only people desperate enough to fuck them are even uglier old dudes. What's even more shit is when I see someone that honestly could have looked passable had they not gotten surgery.

A car has four wheels, no matter the brand. Now go and look for yourself what you'd like to drive.

asshole =/= asshole

another shit analogy.
when you're choosing between cars tires are hardly the factor . nice try though, actually not really

Yeah but still, one got a penis attached to it/no tits and the other one has a vagina and tits.

I know there is no reason to argue with you, but if you like something that has a penis, sorry mate.

Idk there's some dudes I'd fuck in the ass. Pic related

Who dat?

I'd fuck that butt

because it helps offset balance caused by pregnancy. guys don't get pregnant, so there's no need for large asses.

There are plenty of good ones around. The big juicy ones aren't as common as girls, but the modest sized ones are good too

that's not a natural ass, hormones are involved

No, that one's natural. That guy isn't trans and doesn't crossdress, he's just a fag with a great ass

I feel i fare well in my ass game. On the topic of the gayness, everyone likes a nice ass. Women get healous of the competition, might even help you get laid

You are beyond retarded.

Women have wider hips AKA more rounded asses naturally. Birthing hips.

Guys can achieve a defined ass, but never really a big round one.

Sommer ray

If' that's true he's an anomaly then.
You're not going to see asses like that walking around day to day. Still looks too girly to be natural imo, doubt it's from squats either

all I see is a long back, nigga what do you even sit on?

If you're going to call every good ass an anomaly we're not really going to get anywhere. Jes is another example of great ass. Crossdresses but no hormones. Definitely more rare for an asian boy to be like this, granted

This is clearly supposed to be a boybutt thread, why is hardly anyone posting boybutt

OP didn't include "also boy butt thread"

>If you're going to call every good ass an anomaly
They are anomalys though, a majority of male butts don't look like that.
That ass doesn't look like a girls at all tbh, it's just shaven.

oh man, those little balls look delicious

Are you fucking gay or something?

During the hunter gatherer stage of humanity men were the ones required to do all the physical labor so they gained muscle. If you were a trap back then you wouldn't have survived. Women are attractive because that is their reproductive skill, to have people want to fuck them and take care of them.

the asshole doesn't though

If you equate "looks good" with "looks like a girl's" then yeah, you might not like boy butt much

Only because dark assholes aren't as appealing, and not because it's not convincing enough. Plenty of girls have dark buttholes. I'd still fuck.

Black butthole means itsa stained with the poopoo.

White butthole meansa itsa pure and sacred.

More so of not what "looks good", but what I find sexually attractive

checked

Boy's buttholes are more attractive, that's just a fact

Because it is not natural for dudes to have nice butts.. Female forme is made for fornication male bums are made for pooping. And buttplay betweeen male and female.

That asshole is so pink. It was meant to be eaten

yeah true, female bums are not made for pooping

The fuck are you going on about? Attack helicopter missile pods are more sexy than that used up cum slut.

nah

user I think you might be gay

yucky

fyi, that guy never washes his socks, he's pretty gross
can't fap to him anymore after I found that out

Okay Seinfeld

Can't be gah if it has no flesh hole.

lol'd

As a person who is bi I will say that when I am fapping, I have to be in the head space of whichever gender I am fapping to. If I want to fap to a girls ass but I see a guys ass, it just wont do it for me. But the same goes the other way around. Sometimes a cute fembutt will make me nut way harder.

true story, he's admitted it on his tumblr and every pair of his socks always look gross af.

Thanks. Merry christmas.

Who is it?

god dammit traps will always do this kind of shit. They'll seem very attractive at first and you wonder "what's the downside? they're perfect" Then they do this type of shit. Reminds me of that one trap from chaturbate that is overall very attractive aside from the fact that he doesn't shave his pits.

Fucking nasty, wonder if that absorbed all the cum that gets on the floor. Must have a nice smell, but shit feeling, when you touch the socks.

not sure, had him followed but I think I deleted him from my feed.
oh well

Gay

I've been told mine is appeasing but maybe not

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That's mostly just a thing for all the Brazilian ones, that's considered more attractive there

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pancake tier,
this is what I'd call an appeasing boy butt

I actually think men have nice shaped butts. I'm not into guys but sometimes I wish women had tight little asses like guys do.

>inb4 fag etc

Tell that to the women that grab my ass. There is this thing called working out that makes your body look better.

A manly firm muscle ass can''t compete with a nice girls pillowy soft fleshy one

Its not a competition, men and women like different things.

we're all men here, not women so your ass irrelevant

The bad

more butts

and asse

Most girls have no asses

You probably haven't seen many girls

sauce please!!!!!!!

bubblebumbutt, has some vids on pornhub

sauce/moar please

bless your soul user

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